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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 993764 times)

Sheb

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #165 on: January 18, 2016, 08:44:34 am »

Well, are we trying to have a semi-serious discussion here, or should we just stop polluting this forum?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #166 on: January 18, 2016, 08:46:52 am »

Temporarily locking this until people slept off the booze.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #167 on: January 18, 2016, 08:48:11 am »

I approve.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #168 on: January 18, 2016, 08:48:33 am »

Carp, how do I lock a thread? Can't find button for it

EDIT nvm bottom left
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #169 on: January 19, 2016, 09:31:28 am »

Latest news: France has declared an "Economic State of Emergency", Amnesty International has released a report stating that female refugees are at risk for assault, harassment, and sexual exploitation, and Facebook is banning "xenophobic hate speech", which is likely to actually mean "anti-immigration sentiment in general".

Oh, and some individual or group on the alt-right has released a sarcastic parody of both the migrant crisis and Blink 182's "All the Small Things", titled "All the Rapefugees - Blink 1488. I don't even have to put effort into my own shitposting this time, someone else is doing it for me!
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #172 on: January 19, 2016, 11:13:51 am »

Yeah, I think everyone here can agree that regardless of who's doing it, rape is bad. Guys, rape is bad.  Have I mentioned that rape is bad?
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« Reply #173 on: January 19, 2016, 11:56:49 am »

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A German lawyer has asked prosecutors in Berlin to investigate a report on Russian state television that may have been faked about the rape of an underage girl by migrants in Germany.

Martin Luithle told German broadcaster Deutsche Welle that the report, aired at prime time on Jan. 16, violated German laws and was incitement to racial hatred.

It detailed the disappearance and rape of a 13-year-old Russian-speaking girl in Berlin by Arab migrants and a supposed coverup by German police.

Its authenticity was quickly disputed by the police, who say they have found no evidence either of abduction or rape, and by bloggers who questioned the material used in the report.

Luithle said the report was filmed as a piece of propaganda. Russian state television has glorified in needling European countries over their tolerance, and portrays the continent as riven with contradictions and social dysfunction.

The incident has been compared to an infamous Channel One report from eastern Ukraine in 2014, which offered an eyewitness account of the public crucifixion of a 3-year-old boy by Ukrainian soldiers. The report was exposed as a fraud. Channel One never apologized.

While Channel One is not under German jurisdiction, Luithle said the channel’s reporter, Ivan Blagoi, had violated the country's laws with the report. Some six million Russian speakers in Germany have access to Channel One, according to Deutsche Welle.

Luithle said that Blagoi could face a prison term of between three months and five years.

Khe-khe. Russian juornalist lied? How can it happen?
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« Reply #174 on: January 19, 2016, 12:26:30 pm »

Temporarily locking this until people slept off the booze.

"People are posting stuff that disagrees with my ideology, what should I do?!"
"SHUT IT DOWN."

Syrian refugees take to the streets of Germany to protest sexism and sexual aggression.

This is a propaganda piece, and I really don't believe you've actually fell for it.

13-years old Belgian raped by non-refugees as no one on the internet gives a fuck.

I'm not certain because Google translate is mangling that whole article, but is the name of the guy who arranged the gang rape "Mesut"?

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Khe-khe. Russian juornalist lied? How can it happen?

Regardless of what actually happened (no evidence either way at the minute), the girl was taken into police custody for 3 hours without any guardians.

Funny how when that happened to Ahmed the Clockmaker there was a big fuss but when it happens to a 13-year-old German girl it's fine.

I wonder what the primary difference is here.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #175 on: January 19, 2016, 12:34:28 pm »

Because the 13-year old girl wasn't taken into custody as a security threat?
Glad I could sort that out for you.
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« Reply #176 on: January 19, 2016, 12:35:37 pm »

Because the 13-year old girl wasn't taken into custody as a security threat?
Glad I could sort that out for you.

No, instead she was the victim of a crime, not the originator of one.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #177 on: January 19, 2016, 12:39:23 pm »

Do you think anyone is arguing that only immigrants or refugees rape people?
This thing comes up again and again, as if you should sit there and pour more gasoline on the inferno because there's already an electrical fire
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Ameripol get out please we are being sophisticated euroes

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #178 on: January 19, 2016, 12:45:18 pm »

Because the 13-year old girl wasn't taken into custody as a security threat?
Glad I could sort that out for you.

No, instead she was the victim of a crime, not the originator of one.
Victims are taken into protective custody on occasion. This is a thing that happens, especially in cases of rape or attempted rape.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related news thread
« Reply #179 on: January 19, 2016, 12:50:35 pm »

Because the 13-year old girl wasn't taken into custody as a security threat?
Glad I could sort that out for you.

No, instead she was the victim of a crime, not the originator of one.
Victims are taken into protective custody on occasion. This is a thing that happens, especially in cases of rape or attempted rape.

She was interrogated for three fucking hours. That's not protective custody. Jesus Christ.

From the source Loud posted:
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The cousin explained that the police filed no charges against the perpetrators. Officials had the 13-year-old during a three-hour interrogation, which took place isolated and without an accompanying person, laughed at, mocked and falsehood accused - until she had collapsed and the presentation of the police had agreed - namely that the rape had not taken place, that it is only should look like and that they which have willed it so 13-year-old. The girl was therefore forced by law enforcement officers to a false statement on their tormentors.

The family now comes with a lawyer against these measures. There is a medical document confirming the rape.

Keep in mind this was supposedly after she'd been gang raped for 30 hours.

But, don't worry, it was protective custody!
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