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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 990574 times)

Vilanat

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2745 on: July 14, 2016, 05:12:57 pm »

Why do they think it's a terror attack? did the driver had a rifle or something?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2746 on: July 14, 2016, 05:14:23 pm »

Yeah, after ploughing through the crowd, driver got out and started shooting people

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« Reply #2747 on: July 14, 2016, 05:15:24 pm »

Mainly because there have been reports of gunfire between police and the driver. This could have also been the fireworks that were being fired everywhere for the festivities. Authorities have at least reported the truck driver is dead now.
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« Reply #2748 on: July 14, 2016, 05:19:16 pm »

A Dutch eyewitness reports
"A white unmarked truck was driving at full speed over the pedestrian walkway. We heard dull thuds of people being hit. Over a distance of one and a half kilometer we saw at least 30 dead bodies lying along the road."

Another witness reports:
"When the fireworks had ended we suddenly heard gunfire and people started running and shouting. We saw people lying on the floor. And glass everywhere. People dropped their drinks and ran. It is complete panic here. Everyone is trembling and crying."
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2749 on: July 14, 2016, 05:23:36 pm »

Why do they think it's a terror attack? did the driver had a rifle or something?
It's a deliberate mass murder of civilians, during a festival. How else would you classify this?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2750 on: July 14, 2016, 05:47:51 pm »

Why do they think it's a terror attack? did the driver had a rifle or something?
It's a deliberate mass murder of civilians, during a festival. How else would you classify this?
Well, a truck plowing into a crowd could easily be a tragic accident; there's a world of difference between a brake failure and a terrorist incident.  The additional information of reported gunfire exchanges between the driver and police does tend to incline things towards the latter, however.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2751 on: July 14, 2016, 05:50:59 pm »

Break failures tend not to leave bullet holes in the windshield.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2752 on: July 14, 2016, 05:55:32 pm »

I didn't say it wasn't a terrorist incident.  I simply stated that, knowing only that a truck hit the crowd and killed a bunch of people, it was a perfectly reasonable question to ask at that point in time.  Not all mass-death incidents are terrorism; otherwise, we'd be talking about the terrorists behind the Tenerife airport disaster, nor are all people here blessed with precog, to have seen that picture you just posted almost two hours before you posted it.  There was no need to jump on Vilanat's throat over it.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2753 on: July 14, 2016, 05:59:45 pm »

There was no need to jump on Vilanat's throat over it.
No throats were jumped on

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« Reply #2754 on: July 14, 2016, 06:08:24 pm »

Crap. My aunt and uncle are on holidays in southern France. They could have been in Nice today. Their phone is off. I'll just think positive and assume that is because they're already asleep at half past midnight.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2755 on: July 14, 2016, 06:08:40 pm »

There was no need to jump on Vilanat's throat over it.
No throats were jumped on
EDIT: Actually, I shall simply straight-out apologize, no excuses or hedging, and recuse myself from all future discussion.  It is almost certain that I misread.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2756 on: July 14, 2016, 06:14:41 pm »

Ey isn't removing yourself from all future discussion a bit of an overreaction
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2757 on: July 14, 2016, 06:23:56 pm »

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« Reply #2758 on: July 14, 2016, 06:27:14 pm »

French authorities anounce that weapons and grenades have been found in the truck. I guess they shot him dead before he could use those.
The investigation has been officially passed from the police to the anti-terror brigade now.

At least 60 people are dead, about 100 wounded.
Apparently local visitors and tourists are being marched off the site by the military, with their hands over their heads.
(that or the people in the picture are just drunk student trolls unaware of the seriousness of the situation, but the subscript under the pic in my newspaper says "military are clearing the boulevard")

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2759 on: July 14, 2016, 06:28:48 pm »

That's just...Bad.
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