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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11625 on: July 07, 2022, 07:48:15 am »

Everyone in my workplace started cheering and threatening to pop champagne - all except for one doctor. He said he wouldn't cheer until he had actually resigned, as he believed Boris was pulling yet another ruse to try and cling to power

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« Reply #11626 on: July 07, 2022, 08:24:46 am »

Just back from taking my gran to an audiology appointment (we're testing negative for COVID now) and the nurses and doctors in the audiology department had the news on in a side room (presumably a break room,) heard them making more than a few comments at the expense of BoJo and the Tories in general.

'Nothing better than a Tory power struggle,' is the only one that I caught clearly.

I have noticed Johnson is trying to avoid accepting any responsibility for getting ousted, instead blaming it on the rest of the party.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11627 on: July 07, 2022, 08:26:16 am »

'Nothing better than a Tory power struggle,' is the only one that I caught clearly.
Inscribe that on boris's headstone

I have noticed Johnson is trying to avoid accepting any responsibility for getting ousted, instead blaming it on the rest of the party.
The man is allergic to decency

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11628 on: July 07, 2022, 09:16:01 am »

Ah well, did not think BJ would ever think of someone other than himself.

Who’s gonna be next? All the “leaders” in the party have been tainted by association.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11629 on: July 07, 2022, 09:20:00 am »

Don't worry, they'll choose the much more trustworthy Joris Bohnson

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11630 on: July 07, 2022, 09:39:50 am »

Don't worry, they'll choose the much more trustworthy Joris Bohnson

The channel mascot* for the Youtuber Mr Samuel Streamer?

Well that's not the worst idea, but I'm not sure the country is ready for a fictional mutant polar bear.


*Technically named Joris Bonson, but close enough for the bit.
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« Reply #11631 on: July 07, 2022, 11:29:06 am »

He’s said he’s going, but will stay on. This is apparently too much for some.

Ex-PMs, the leadership of their Scottish outpost (I’m surprised Douglas Ross has not fallen over the number of u-turns he’s made on BJ’s leadership) and varied members of his current party and the opposition.

Still some legs to this it seems.
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« Reply #11632 on: July 07, 2022, 02:21:34 pm »

He’s said he’s going, but will stay on. This is apparently too much for some.

Ex-PMs, the leadership of their Scottish outpost (I’m surprised Douglas Ross has not fallen over the number of u-turns he’s made on BJ’s leadership) and varied members of his current party and the opposition.

Still some legs to this it seems.

Scottish Conservatives have a history of flip flopping on the actions of the main branch of the party. Ruth Davidson drew an awful lot of 'hard lines' during her tenure as ScotCon leader and never followed through with them. I think she swore to resign if the UK Conservatives went ahead with various things at least three times.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11633 on: July 07, 2022, 03:47:31 pm »

Don't worry, they'll choose the much more trustworthy Joris Bohnson
Wil he be the one to lead the UK to the ExBrit?
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11634 on: July 07, 2022, 06:35:53 pm »

And to really punctuate his lack of any shame, after being found guilty of partying during a national lockdown, after being kicked out of his position whilst trying to pass the blame for hiring a known sexual predator onto 'drinking culture', after all of the lies and abuses of position....

He's still throwing a wedding party at Chequers before he goes.

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« Reply #11635 on: July 07, 2022, 07:10:14 pm »

I think it just goes to show how much they need to scrape the barrel to find someone who hasn’t been tainted by Boris’ reign.

This really should have just ended the Conservative Party because for all of the horrible shit that Boris and his cronies are responsible for, how bad he and they looked by breaking the laws that he made and encouraged Britain to follow, what brought him down was an internal party appointment.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11636 on: July 08, 2022, 04:11:18 am »

Don't worry, they'll choose the much more trustworthy Joris Bohnson
Wil he be the one to lead the UK to the ExBrit?
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I think it just goes to show how much they need to scrape the barrel to find someone who hasn’t been tainted by Boris’ reign.

This really should have just ended the Conservative Party because for all of the horrible shit that Boris and his cronies are responsible for, how bad he and they looked by breaking the laws that he made and encouraged Britain to follow, what brought him down was an internal party appointment.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11637 on: July 08, 2022, 04:27:55 am »

I can tell you that British doctors are pretty pissed in general. They have endured a paycut for years, and inflation has tanked their wages even more. I know a couple of people who are fuming.


As a reference: I work in the HSE (which is pretty busted, and I am in a particularily busted hospital). For the last year I was supposed to be level 6 on the payscale, and they kept me as level 3 (I'm trying to fix that and get the backpay atm).
I was pretty furious about that so I actually checked some offers from the UK (I maintain both Spanish, British, and Irish registration as a safety net and for convenience). As it turns out I'm making around 50% more on level 3 of the payscale that I'd at the UK on level 6 of the payscale. And.. I cannot talk about the big English cities in northern England. But my cost of living is certainly far, far lower than in London.

Tldr: no wonder Brit doctors are pissed.

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Everyone in my workplace started cheering and threatening to pop champagne - all except for one doctor. He said he wouldn't cheer until he had actually resigned, as he believed Boris was pulling yet another ruse to try and cling to power
Didntn Cummins say EXACTLY that as well?
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11638 on: July 09, 2022, 06:03:14 am »

It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. We are such a clown country where there is so much prosperity but I don't know where it all goes

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« Reply #11639 on: July 09, 2022, 09:36:27 pm »

It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. We are such a clown country where there is so much prosperity but I don't know where it all goes
Pretty sure the answer is "People that donated to the Tory party" at present.
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