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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11700 on: January 17, 2023, 03:58:43 am »

So about that electricity huh
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11701 on: January 17, 2023, 08:51:06 am »

Article 1 of the Dutch Constitution has been changed. After already having passed parliament twice, and senate once, the senate voted again today, and the change to Constitution was ratified with 52 in favour and 15 against. (A change to our Constitution requires that two consecutive parliaments and two consecutive senates vote in favour with at least 2/3ds majority).

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Any person staying in the Netherlands will be treated equally in equal circumstances. Discrimination on a basis of religion, philosophy of life, political affiliation, race, gender, or whatever other basis, is not allowed.

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Any person staying in the Netherlands will be treated equally in equal circumstances. Discrimination on a basis of religion, philosophy of life, political affiliation, race, gender, handicap, sexual orientation, or whatever other basis, is not allowed.

With this, the rights of LGBTQ+ and people with disability are more firmly confirmed.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11702 on: January 17, 2023, 10:54:16 am »

How does "whatever other basis" work?

If the law grants privileges or imposes burdens on only a select few as determined by law, isn't that discrimination? Wouldn't high-income earners then be taxed the same as low income earners? "Equally in equal circumstances" will only ensure that you won't treated differently from others that are placed in the same box as you (same race, same sex, same income, etc.). The discrimination clause in Article 1 is necessary to prevent the government from creating these boxes, and "whatever other basis" includes any box created by statute. Only boxes created by the constitution, unless implicitly repealed by amendment, would survive an Article 1 challenge.

A functional government would therefore probably need judicial magic, as I doubt the Dutch constitution is extensive enough to cover every basis. Even a catch-all "necessity" clause would still be ripe for judicial magic abuse, as there probably isn't a metric to measure the "necessity".
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11703 on: January 17, 2023, 11:51:11 am »

Well, there's the 'Algemene Wet Gelijke Behandeling'  (common law for equal treatment), which further specifies the 'whatever other basis', and our criminal law, article 137 contains guidelines on how to penalize discrimination.
It is mostly a catch all for unfair grounds of discimination not specifically mentioned.

The equal in equal cases means that, for example, you cannot pay a different wage to men or women who do the same, or very similar work.
It does not disallow justified discrimination, like only hiring someone to be a doctor who has actually gone to med school (thereby discriminating people who did not go to med school).

Must be noted that the Dutch laws cannot be directly tested to the Constitution once they have been passed. Our Constitution is a guideline for judges and politicians, to use as a basis for passing judgement and making new laws.
It is one of the Senate's tasks to look at new legislation and see if it is in accordance with the Constitution.
And then it is a judge's task to look at the laws and see if jurisprudence is needed in cases where in practical application, new laws have friction with the Constitution.

You cannot go to court saying 'Somebody broke art. 1 of the constitution, I will sue'.
Instead you file discrimination charges, and a judge will look at the appropriate articles in the corresponding field of law (criminal law, administrative law, civil law) to pass judgement.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11704 on: January 17, 2023, 06:20:34 pm »

How does "whatever other basis" work?
Gingers, short, tall, people with eating disorders?

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11705 on: January 17, 2023, 06:34:23 pm »

How does "whatever other basis" work?
Gingers, short, tall, people with eating disorders?

Those all fall under disability hohohoho.
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« Reply #11706 on: January 17, 2023, 08:38:38 pm »

Those all fall under disability hohohoho.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11707 on: January 17, 2023, 09:34:44 pm »

You Scots sure are a contentious people.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11708 on: January 17, 2023, 10:49:21 pm »

What’s wrong with having a wee moan that gets out of hand every so often?
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11709 on: January 18, 2023, 05:03:35 am »

How does "whatever other basis" work?
Gingers, short, tall, people with eating disorders?

You could have all of those traits (bar one) in a single person.
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« Reply #11710 on: January 18, 2023, 08:10:30 am »

You could have all of those traits (bar one) in a single person.
One short leg, one tall leg, prone to over-eating and starving yourself, and ginger who's also partially balding

What’s wrong with having a wee moan that gets out of hand every so often?
Moaning in public is like shaking at a urinal, a few times is acceptable, occasionally necessary, but past a certain threshold it becomes taboooooooooooo

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11711 on: January 18, 2023, 02:44:50 pm »

You could have all of those traits (bar one) in a single person.
One short leg, one tall leg, prone to over-eating and starving yourself, and ginger who's also partially balding

What’s wrong with having a wee moan that gets out of hand every so often?
Moaning in public is like shaking at a urinal, a few times is acceptable, occasionally necessary, but past a certain threshold it becomes taboooooooooooo

OoooaaaaoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH makes sense.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11712 on: January 18, 2023, 05:31:40 pm »

Moaning in public is like shaking at a urinal, a few times is acceptable, occasionally necessary, but past a certain threshold it becomes taboooooooooooo
I have hit a hiatus in my knowledge of the english language.
What does 'shaking at a urinal' mean?

Does this mean you hit the physcial urinal building until it's chemical contents spill over the street, or does this mean you are shaking your dick in such a way that your dick rain hits your urinal neihgbors?
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11713 on: January 18, 2023, 05:52:18 pm »

I have hit a hiatus in my knowledge of the english language.
What does 'shaking at a urinal' mean?

Does this mean you hit the physcial urinal building until it's chemical contents spill over the street, or does this mean you are shaking your dick in such a way that your dick rain hits your urinal neihgbors?

Urinal etiquette in the American and somewhat in the British communities is that after you finish urinating you shake your dick (vertically usually) to get the last drops off to avoid any marks on your clothes, but no more than twice. Three or more times is considered to be impolite as it's considered borderline masturbation.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11714 on: January 18, 2023, 06:52:28 pm »

I pity those societies that are so afraid of taboo that they actually keep track of the number of dick wiggles at a urinal.

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