Darx is Best Boss, part 3Finally! Fergit the spider cage, we finally got somethin’ worth fightin’! PILE ON!!
Stotukusbu (Troll Axeman, female)RRAAAAAHHHGHHH!! (I have slain one such as you before, foul beast. I will not hesitate to do so again.)
AAARRRRRGGGHHH!! (I appear to have lost my weapon hand.)
RUUUUUUUUGH!! (This is a significant inconvenience. Assistance would be most welcome.)
Em Stomstolo, Marksgoblin‘oy, don’t be ‘oggin’ all the glory, troll!
Take that, ye bloody-
DarxHA! Try usin’ a weapon next time, dumbass! Dis is how it’s done!
Dat all ye got?
HA! You think bitin’ the wereelk’s gonna turn it inta a goblin? Sure, why not.
Had enough yet?
Oh shit, not agai-AAAAAAAAAAAA
Resolute, Stotukusbu stood to defend her boss.
Unfortunately, while capable of blocking the mightiest of blows, a wooden shield does not make a very effective weapon, and the troll, weakened by blood loss from her severed hand, soon fell before the monster’s onslaught.
The Warrior Poet regains consciousness.
What in the hell happe-
The remaining goblins of Thunderdoom, finally having gotten their proverbial rears in gear, emerged from their camp and charged the bloodthirsty beast as a single mass. When the dust cleared, the wereelk was dead, blood loss from its dozens of wounds taking its toll. The goblins, however, had not come out of the ordeal unscathed.
The slain:
Em Stomstolo, Marksgoblin
Darx Menacesyrups, Warrior Poet
Stotukusbu, Troll Axeman
Gozru Umumato, Warlady
Nako Urarmot, Recruit
Olngo Rutstosbub, Axegoblin
Damsto Ngurengerxung, Marksgoblin
The wounded:
Arstruk Ringedwiked, War Captain and survivor of a previous wereelk bite: Bitten, Arm ripped off.
Ngokang, Peasant: Bitten in the upper body
Tode Abostosbub, Herbalist: Grabbed by the tongue and bitten in the mouth. (Ha ha, Tode kissed a wereelk!)
Bax, Macegoblin: Bitten in the left arm
Ago Blackdusk, Miner: Left foot ripped off, bitten
Ubsu Sinfulslave, Milker: Bitten in the right leg
Zee Kissedmenaced: Head’s muscle ripped apart, arteries severed, bitten
Strodno Growthvile, Engraver: Bitten
All others who participated in the battle (including Ul-Naksh) were unharmed.
MORE TO COME, SAME GOB-TIME, SAME GOB-CHANNEL!