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Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread
« Reply #5775 on: April 17, 2019, 11:39:05 am »

I tried an old, traditional recipe for sugar cookies. Three ingredients and a lot of whisking, how bad can it be?

It turns out it can be very bad. The things I made turned out more like very underdone pancakes with sugar than anything resembling a cookie.

New prank idea: make terrible useless recipes and spread them on Pinterest like a plague.
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread
« Reply #5776 on: April 17, 2019, 11:41:27 am »

I tried an old, traditional recipe for sugar cookies. Three ingredients and a lot of whisking, how bad can it be?

It turns out it can be very bad. The things I made turned out more like very underdone pancakes with sugar than anything resembling a cookie.

New prank idea: make terrible useless recipes and spread them on Pinterest like a plague.

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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread
« Reply #5777 on: April 17, 2019, 11:44:19 am »

Ham goes great with banana

Hollandaise goes great with ham

Therefore Banana must go great with hollandaise

It's the Rule of Three
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread
« Reply #5778 on: April 17, 2019, 11:55:36 am »

I tried an old, traditional recipe for sugar cookies. Three ingredients and a lot of whisking, how bad can it be?

It turns out it can be very bad. The things I made turned out more like very underdone pancakes with sugar than anything resembling a cookie.

New prank idea: make terrible useless recipes and spread them on Pinterest like a plague.

I remember long ago someone somewhere posted a fake cookie recipe that didn't need a cookie sheet
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread
« Reply #5779 on: April 17, 2019, 02:34:32 pm »

I tried an old, traditional recipe for sugar cookies. Three ingredients and a lot of whisking, how bad can it be?

It turns out it can be very bad. The things I made turned out more like very underdone pancakes with sugar than anything resembling a cookie.

New prank idea: make terrible useless recipes and spread them on Pinterest like a plague.

I remember long ago someone somewhere posted a fake cookie recipe that didn't need a cookie sheet
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Like.... a sheet pan? how did this recipe work :[]
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread
« Reply #5780 on: April 17, 2019, 03:00:59 pm »

I think the point is that it didn't XD
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread
« Reply #5781 on: April 18, 2019, 02:17:36 am »

I can add soy to the large list of things I'm inconveniently allergic to. No breakfast protein powders, soy candles, or Soylent for me!
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread
« Reply #5782 on: April 18, 2019, 02:51:24 pm »

Do you have Dairy/lactose marked off the list yet? That's a fun one.

Did you know the following sometimes contain lactose, and will cause you to (severe gastric distress) yourself:
Bread
Medicine you're taking to not die
some frozen foods
90% of everything, because cheese is awesome.
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread
« Reply #5783 on: April 18, 2019, 03:57:31 pm »

Lactase pills are a thing, and they help. Apparently there are a lot of lactose intolerant peeps out there who don't know this.

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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread
« Reply #5784 on: April 19, 2019, 02:31:36 am »

A large glass of milk makes me pretty uneasy, but cheese is actually a pretty safe bet. I thought I had an issue with cheese/lactose for a while, but when I tried those lactase pills, they just made me vomit.

Proof enough that the system is working, I suppose.
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread
« Reply #5785 on: April 19, 2019, 04:32:51 pm »

You're from Wisconsin, too. I'm so sorry.
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread
« Reply #5786 on: April 19, 2019, 05:07:25 pm »

Dating websites/apps cost too much. And i hate being ugly. I dont get any matches anyway. :c
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread
« Reply #5787 on: April 19, 2019, 08:16:32 pm »

I feel like I hardly have any peers or equals that I can be real with. There's my older brother who moved away, and my gf I get to see for maybe 1.5 days a week between both of our jobs and other obligations. All of the really close friends I had are busy with their own lives, since they have family members that actually care about their independent success.

It's back to an endless stream of "I'd love to!!! We should hang out some time!!!!!! I miss you!!!!!1!1!!!1!" except it's literally everybody.

God I don't want to be as bitter and reserved as I was about ten years ago, but I'm starting to fall into those same emotional patterns now that my life is basically a dead-end and my history is repeating itself.
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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread
« Reply #5788 on: April 20, 2019, 11:44:57 am »

Now I'm even avoiding stray cats and other pets I enjoyed in the past. Yay progress -.-

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Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread
« Reply #5789 on: April 20, 2019, 12:19:51 pm »

Jesus Fucking Christ, family dinners... About 20 square meters, 12 people, half of them are diagnosed with ADHD. Until just now, the singular bathroom had been claimed by two of the kids as a nice safe bastion to eat candy in. The matriarch has been happily spewing half-truths she found on the internet, and her daughter's trauma will kick in if anyone dates contradict her.

Breaking up with my girlfriend will be a fantastic liberation just by itself. Getting away from this circus will be a fringe benefit.

I just hope it actually happens.
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