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[None]

I think my pancreas just lurched when I read about the waffledonut sandwich. Oof, is that even food?

[Frumple]

Eh, I just checked, it was only(?) about 56 carbs (i.e. most of a full meal for my diabetic grandfather), 470 calories, somewhere in that range. Definitely food, just... don't eat much else for a while. It's basically a full meal's worth of stuff-you-should-probably-be-eating-in-moderation.

Tasted okay, too, like said. Not great, but okay. I can see it being better with a better donut, uh, filling? It wasn't a particularly fancy donut.

Not nearly as good a use of a donut as using one as a pizza topping. That's still my number one nonstandard donut utilization.

[Loud Whispers]

I am always curious when I cross bridges why someone with a slower pace than me would do their best to rush ahead of me, just to slow down to their normal pace. Once you do that I am going to ask you to excuse me as I move past you once more. You could have avoided this fate had you not sought to fly too close to the sun. WHY DID YOU CHALLENGE ME YOU BRIDGE TRAFFIC MOLASSING FIEND?

[None]

Not nearly as good a use of a donut as using one as a pizza topping. That's still my number one nonstandard donut utilization.

excuse me what

[Frumple]

One of the best pizzas I've ever had was a reheated pepperoni pizza topped with bog standard glazed donut. You slice the donut in half long ways (basically make it thinner), then stick it on top of the pizza and consume. It's delicious.

[hector13]

What is it with Americans and breaking the food rules?

Butter on your pancakes.

Sugar on your French toast.

Pineapple on your pizza.

Honey on your chicken.

Like, really, I know you’re the melting pot of the world but some things just don’t go together.

[delphonso]

Now you put all those together and you got a good ol' American breakfast.

[Superdorf]

What is it with Americans and breaking the food rules?

Butter on your pancakes.

Sugar on your French toast.

Pineapple on your pizza.

Honey on your chicken.

Like, really, I know you’re the melting pot of the world but some things just don’t go together.

Hey now.
Anything on that list except the pineapple work just fine.

[King Zultan]

Pretty sure putting pineapple on pizza is an affront to god.

[Frumple]

Donut pizza isn't really an american thing, for what it's worth. I've never seen anyone except me eat any, which is both odd and disappointing, because it both works well and pizza is that thing you put basically anything on, so plenty of other people should have gotten around to trying it at some point, but... not so much.

At least I saw some cooking show display the greatness of BBQ sauce on pizza, so I'm pretty sure I'm not off track in regards to what's good on pizza. Incidentally sweet baby ray's is friggin' great on pizza, just throwing that out while I'm here.

... also it's not sugar we put on french toast (sugar goes more on toasted cheese sandwiches), it's syrup. Get it right!

[delphonso]

You guys talking like pineapple is bad.

I live in Asia, boys. You wouldn't believe the stuff I've seen.

Shrimp and apple, seaweed and potato, mayonnaise and corn, just straight up ketchup. I could go on.

[scriver]

You guys talking like pineapple is bad.

I live in Asia, boys. You wouldn't believe the stuff I've seen.

Shrimp and apple, seaweed and potato, mayonnaise and corn, just straight up ketchup. I could go on.

You have nothing on us Swedes, dear sir. May I introduce you to pickled herring pizza?

[delphonso]

You may not, and I'd thank you to not try and introduce us again.

(but anchovies are good, right?)

[TamerVirus]

Pizza hut in China was a real culinary trip

[martinuzz]

You have nothing on us Swedes, dear sir. May I introduce you to pickled herring pizza?

That's just a red herring to distract us from the truly horrifying herring that is Surströmming. I wonder, do they put that on pizza too?