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[Rockeater]

In the start of the day did a stupid mistake that made almost all the calculations I did today useless, it did seem too easy in the start

[Loud Whispers]

Don't do that. That's how you breed antibiotic-resistant strains. Go to your doctor instead.

If you want industrial antibiotic resistant strain breeding programs you want hospital effluvium

[None]

what the fuck colons why are you so upset i didn't even put much in you yesterday there should be nothing aggravating going on

okay there was a teeny bit of garlic powder in dinner on friday and i enjoyed some salsa is this what this is about, or is it maybe the peppermint tea idk

just, whyyyyyy is food like this

[EuchreJack]

Fucking new COVID regulations mean that Restaurants & Bars are now Forbidden to the Unvaccinated.  Or you gotta wear a face mask.  How the fuck are you supposed to eat or drink in public with a face mask!?

[None]

Erh, by being vaccinated?

[martinuzz]

Intravenous nutrient solution is also on the table. You should check out the Christmas Special 'all you can shoot' menu.
You have the waiter's word of honour that there's no 5G chips in it. Just pre-digested liquified potato chips.

[Uthimienure]

Fucking new COVID regulations mean that Restaurants & Bars are now Forbidden to the Unvaccinated.  Or you gotta wear a face mask.  How the fuck are you supposed to eat or drink in public with a face mask!?

Stop resisting, become a sheeple. Get the vaccine that doesn't vaccinate.

[Moddan]

Fucking new COVID regulations mean that Restaurants & Bars are now Forbidden to the Unvaccinated.  Or you gotta wear a face mask.  How the fuck are you supposed to eat or drink in public with a face mask!?

Checkmate.

[TD1]

Which sparked my curiosity.

Apparently, the UK has roughly 80% of its population as two-time-jabbers.

Smallpox, according to Pfizer, was completely eradicated after 80% vaccination across the world.

[martinuzz]

The percentage of the population that needs to be vaccinated to drive a virus to extinction is directly proportional to it's contagiousness (it's R value). So comparing smallpox to corona is like comparing apples to pears. It all depends on R.
IIRC the original Covid strain had an R that would allow it to be eradicated at about 80% vaccination coverage. The delta strain was somewhere around 10x more contagious. The new omikron variant seems to be even more contagious. So we need more than 80%.

[Il Palazzo]

So, you're saying we need to vaccinate more than 800% of the population?

[martinuzz]

Perhaps 'directly proportional' isn't the correct mathematical expression, sorry. Herd immunity formula divides by R (vacc%=(1-1/R)*100%).

EDIT: looking up the numbers, the delta variant had an estimated vaccination requirement of 80%. The original Covid strain, 65-70%

[feelotraveller]

Stop resisting, become a sheeple. Get the vaccine that doesn't vaccinate.

I got the chickenpox vaccination and still got mumps. 

[martinuzz]

Awkward conversation with my aunt today.

'Usually I get my clothes from charity but they've been closed for nearly 3 years now because of corona. I don't have any pants left that do not leave my penis hanging outside because of missing buttons and/or broken zippers.'

It's not too bad, I just need to take extra special care near children so they don't watch my dick.

[feelotraveller]

Just wear a skirt over the top.