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Author Topic: Aoshi's test thread: Test 2?  (Read 36225 times)

Whisperling

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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2016, 06:31:00 pm »

Go back to the soccer field and jog around it a few times.

((Well, I was going to have to deal with that 1 eventually. Let's see how badly I hurt myself.))
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Dustan Hache

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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2016, 07:11:29 pm »

I join the game. tadah!
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2016, 08:06:29 pm »

So many twos. By Grabthar's Hammer, what a shitshow.

I grab a 16 pound ball and try again.
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2016, 05:22:20 am »

Join whisperling's new military!!!
1. To do so you must find him first. So you walk in the direction he went, reach the same conclusion that police probably makes good military, step on the road in order to get to the police station and forget to check your left. A truck drives over you. Seriously, always check both directions before crossing a road.
1. Half of your guts are ejected out of your body and your spine shatters. Have a nice day.

Go back to the soccer field and jog around it a few times.

((Well, I was going to have to deal with that 1 eventually. Let's see how badly I hurt myself.))
1. You see how Tomasque gets run over and faint right away. This stuff is not for those with weak mind. You crack your head on the ground as you fall.
4. Thankfully your hard head can deal with it.

I join the game. tadah!
You knew you were driving too fast. And then that fool (Tomasque) stepped right in front of your truck! In front of police station! This is not good!

So many twos. By Grabthar's Hammer, what a shitshow.

I grab a 16 pound ball and try again.
2. Straight into channel! This is not your day at all. The girls on the next lane laugh at your pitiful throws.


Tomasque:
  Roll queue: 2 4 4 5 3 5 3 4 4 3
  Free picks: 4/5
inaluct:
  Roll queue: 4 6 6 2 2 3 3 2 2 4
  Free picks: 5/5
Whisperling:
  Roll queue: 1 4 6 4 3 5 4 6 1 4
  Free picks: 3/5
Dustan Hache:
  Roll queue: 6 3 6 2 5 6 5 2 5 5
  Free picks: 3/5
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2016, 05:32:19 am »

So many twos. By Grabthar's Hammer, what a shitshow.

I grab a 16 pound ball and try again.
2. Straight into channel! This is not your day at all. The girls on the next lane laugh at your pitiful throws.

Poor, insolent fools. They know not at whom they jest. With my gift of prescience, I will be the greatest bowler to ever live. I check and see if any of them are sitting back and not actively laughing at me. These ones shall be my favored mortals. I will triumph over them and surpass them in all bowling related exploits.

But not right now. Right now is still practice time. I grab another 16 pounder and roll it down the lane.

I'm taking a pick, at  4 6 6 2 2 3 3 2 2 4
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2016, 09:22:33 am »

More jogging!
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2016, 09:38:08 am »

I'd like a spot if I can join. I like these mechanics, they look like fun to be had.
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2016, 09:58:27 am »

sit in my truck, shocked from having run that moron over. give moment of silence.
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #23 on: January 31, 2016, 10:33:32 am »

Grab both 5s. Combine them.

Get up. I have work to do.
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #24 on: January 31, 2016, 02:17:28 pm »

Poor, insolent fools. They know not at whom they jest. With my gift of prescience, I will be the greatest bowler to ever live. I check and see if any of them are sitting back and not actively laughing at me. These ones shall be my favored mortals. I will triumph over them and surpass them in all bowling related exploits.

But not right now. Right now is still practice time. I grab another 16 pounder and roll it down the lane.

I'm taking a pick, at  4 6 6 2 2 3 3 2 2 4
Those who are throwing the ball are not laughing as they are focused on their own task, but rest are more or less having fun at your expense.
2. Another ball into the channel. And it felt like it was going so well! The pro on the other lane shakes his head and asks if he can show you a proper form.

More jogging!
1. You make it over the road but step on a hole while watching Tomasque's suffering. Ouch, that's a stained ankle. At least.

I'd like a spot if I can join. I like these mechanics, they look like fun to be had.
Guess five test subjects is good enough. You walk out from police station, having handled your business there.

sit in my truck, shocked from having run that moron over. give moment of silence.
Truly, what's the problem with these morons...

Grab both 5s. Combine them.

Get up. I have work to do.
I suppose that's one way to do it.
5 & 5 --> 5. You have work to do, and in order to do that you need to walk. You materialize two red dice in your hand and press them together. They merge into new blue one, which you then roll. 5. A moment later sensations return to your lower body, first tingling, then pain as nerves reconnect and your intestines start pulling themselves back inside.
Getting up is too much pain at the moment, but soon you can walk again.


Tomasque:
  Roll queue: 2 4 4 3 3 4 4 3
  Free picks: 2/5
    Intestines partially outside.
    Regeneration.
 
inaluct:
  Roll queue: 4 6 6 2 3 3 2 2 4 1
  Free picks: 4/5
 
Whisperling:
  Roll queue: 4 6 4 3 5 4 6 1 4 2
  Free picks: 4/5
    Sprained ankle.
 
Dustan Hache:
  Roll queue: 6 3 6 2 5 6 5 2 5 5
  Free picks: 4/5
 
Salsacookies
  Roll queue: 2 3 4 3 2 2 1 4 1 4
  Free picks: 3/5
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #25 on: January 31, 2016, 02:20:04 pm »

I signal for a taxi.
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #26 on: January 31, 2016, 02:39:11 pm »

I pay careful attention to the pro's advice.

The dice don't seem to be cooperating and it's definitely a long term plan, but I'm planning to eventually attempt to use picks to burn out every low roll in my queue.

And then bowl a perfect 300 game.
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Whisperling

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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #27 on: January 31, 2016, 03:07:01 pm »

Combine sixes, and go wander around looking for loot.

This'll be fun.
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #28 on: January 31, 2016, 06:59:34 pm »

Grab a 4 and wait/regenerate
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Re: Mechanics test
« Reply #29 on: January 31, 2016, 07:47:44 pm »

I signal for a taxi.
I pick one of my 6s... Oh wait, one is already at the front of the queue, lets use that one!
act as taxi for salsa, because why the heck not.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2016, 08:53:25 pm by Dustan Hache »
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.
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