"And mysterious. Can't forget mysterious."
Well, I meant look for actual magic...
I figured.
Well, if you insist...
4. The spell digs into your eyes like a bunch of knives, modifying them briefly and letting you to see into a darkness that is magic. What you see is like countless wires, tightly tangled together in looping tentacles moving around wildly,
touching ...places, burning away and growing elsewhere. It's a chaotic mess; you cannot tell where one wired tentacle ends and where another begins. Somehow you can tell you have its attention, more than anything else it's looking at. It is constantly touching you, or rather your soul.
The spell fades, leaving you with throbbing headache.
I cast 'See Magic' and 'Slow Danger' in quick Succession.
5. Nothing in particular changes in your view. As the creature pulls itself backwards coiling its long body against the wall behind it, it reaveals a door leading out of the room. The door is covered by dark tendrils. About twenty or so are going off to various horizontal directions, few of them disappearing and new ones appearing pointing in different direction. Quick glance to another door on your left reveals exactly same view. Your enhanced sight tells you that these doors do not have fixed counterpart; instead they lead to another rooms that are necessarily anywhere close or even same room. Door handles have a knot of tendrils for sensing desire. Your desire.
3. The Slow Danger spell does not make the creature slower by any helpful degree. Perhaps it gives you a second or two extra time to wonder how painful being eaten alive will be.
In a flash a mass of dark tendrils appears in front of the creature, move to cover it completely, stretches the whole mass into a single thread and moves out of your sight faster than you can see. All that remains of it is pile of acidic slime.
Fire on the rug spreads hungrily.
And your lucky enchantment wears off. Guess you spent all your luck with this encounter.
Cast two spells to get rid of the popped boils (pus not necessarily included), then summon a magic item.
3. 3. First spell reduces size of the boils and stops pus. Second spell shrinks them even further, not completely getting rid of them but making it look like you have a bad case of acne. Sensitive to touch, but tolerable.
6. A bracer plops out of thin air. It's made of silver, decorated with small glass spheres embedded in onyx. Inscribed lines connect each of these glass and onyx bubbles together on both sides, only separated by a lengthwise silver ridge on top of the bracer. Inside the bracer is someone's bleeding arm indicating that someone somewhere just lost his. Judging by material and quality the sleeve, its previous owner was rather wealthy type. If the hidden blade coated in some oily liquid is any indication, he probably was also involved in dangerous business.
(What is this enchantment liking me to crazyabe ? What has been done to me ? What the hell is magic ?)
As I realize and ponder many terrible truths, I decide that it may be for the best to distance myself from crazyabe. He seems to attract a weird kind of danger, and something is linking me to him, which makes me feel suspicious.
Well, I first should find a way not to get eaten by the eldritch salmon that just appeared in front of us, pondering and asking can come later.
Don't even try to look at the "eldritch salmon" with the glass, I don't need further mental scarring.
Cast a spell to teleport the being at the AAWS location.
Less salmon, more eel.
4. The thing disappears, leaving only dissolving slime behind. Last problem remaining is the fire.
Future Wild Magic: 3 4 4 5 1 3 6 2 3 3
Blue hair
Tattoo of Third Eye on forehead
Hundred paper cuts on arms
Enchantment: Mr. Charming
Enchantment: Magical video conference
Enchantment: See Magic
Food reserves: Sparkly, truly fantastic, and hallucinogenic!
Enhanced house: Portal doors
Enhanced house: Lava of floor
Artifacts of power: Conceptual robe of Path, Guide and Restraint: Worn
Future Wild Magic: 1 1 1 5 6 2 4 3 3 2
Aspiring educator
Too sexy illusions: Angry maid
Golden rings and Failed proposal
Magical mail order wife: Damn perfect. Anna.
Magical mail order wife: HOLY CRAP WHAT'S THAT!?
Flying house: Controlled by magical orbs.
Flying house: Holographic command room
Flying house: Little damaged
Flying house: No food
Flying house: Sea monster in kitchen
Enchantment: Permanently charmed by crazyabe
Enchantment: Magical video conference: Full member
Earthly golem: Tec.
Earthly golem: First Commandment: Protect Anna!
Earthly golem: Target not found. Stand by.
Artifacts of power: Eye of Forbidden Sight
Future Wild Magic: 3 6 4 5 4 2 3 5 6 4
Enchantment: Permanently charmed by crazyabe
Enchantment: Magical video conference
New house: Ancient tower
New house: Reinforced impenetrable stone dome. Invisible gate?
New house: Simple boulder sentinel
New house: Bunch of drooling stone golems
New house: Siege engines
New house: Tall rock, possibly humanoidish with some stretch of imagination.
New house: Grid of miniature suns
New house: Lots of tall spikes
Artifacts of power: Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
Artifacts of power: Balanced spell scrolls (10)
Artifacts of power: Snake skeleton pen
Artifacts of power: Silver bracer
Sand in pants
Coated in blood, ink and pus
Small boils
Lots of maps
The Forest: Two huge broken stone ARMs
The Forest: On fire
Empty paper sheets
Proud owner of severed arm and hidden blade
Future Wild Magic: 4 3 3 4 5 2 2 4 1 2
Well prepared for travel
BFF: crazyabe
Enchantment: Magical video conference
Quest for godhood
Creator of new species: Laudata
Small Favours: Possibly incoming
Glimpse of magic
The Fortress 2: Of single stone
The Fortress 2: Long abandonded
The Fortress 2: Signs of cataclysm
The Fortress 2: My halls smells of rich mystery
Gone: Redefined topography
Peasants: ??
Enchantment: Peasants permanently charmed by crazyabe
Artifacts of power: Advanced Antimagic Warfare Sentinel Model XI: ??