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Author Topic: Bay12 Skyscraper  (Read 101730 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1725 on: October 01, 2022, 01:46:14 am »

Floor 1691

This floor is home to this segment of the tower's fire brigade and while they should be putting out the fire in the castle on floor 1689, they are not as they've been payed to ignore it by the local mafia.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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brewer bob

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1726 on: October 01, 2022, 07:35:37 am »

Floor 1692

This floor contains the Top Secret HeadquartersTM of the local "friendly" mafia.

Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1727 on: October 01, 2022, 11:10:09 am »

Floor 1693

This floor is the police station for the skyscraper's least friendly cops.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1728 on: October 01, 2022, 03:51:24 pm »

Floor 1694

This floor contains an opera house.
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« Reply #1729 on: October 01, 2022, 03:59:03 pm »

Floor 1695

A hut whose inhabitants only ever use lynx to surf the web.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1730 on: October 01, 2022, 08:29:03 pm »

Floor 1696

This floor contains an animal shelter and sanitarium for rescued lynxes who have been utterly harrowed for being used as surf boards on giant cave spider webs.

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1731 on: October 02, 2022, 12:49:36 am »

Floor 1697

This floor was a chicken farm but some of the lynxes from below got into it and killed all the chickens.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1732 on: October 02, 2022, 01:02:33 am »

Floor 1698

There are chimpanzees here, devouring bananas
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1733 on: October 02, 2022, 01:10:29 am »

Floor 1699

This floor contains a man demonstrating a steam pump.
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brewer bob

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1734 on: October 02, 2022, 08:30:31 am »

Floor 1700

It is impossible to say what is in this floor as the steam billowing from downstairs blocks all vision.

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1735 on: October 03, 2022, 01:37:22 am »

Floor 1701

This floor contains a sauna using the steam from below to heat and steam it.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1736 on: October 03, 2022, 02:51:36 pm »

Floor 1702

This floor contains a king who has been fatally injured after being thrown from his horse.
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Mathel

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1737 on: October 04, 2022, 08:24:24 am »

Floor 1703

There is a horse throwing machine on this floor.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1738 on: October 04, 2022, 09:41:55 pm »

Floor 1704

This floor contains horse breeding pens.

King Zultan

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Re: Bay12 Skyscraper
« Reply #1739 on: October 05, 2022, 01:22:29 am »

Floor 1705

This floor contains many random horses that have escaped from the floors below.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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