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Author Topic: How many NPCs have you MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED, YOU MONSTER?  (Read 16002 times)

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Re: How many NPCs have you MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED, YOU MONSTER?
« Reply #60 on: February 29, 2016, 09:22:19 pm »

I know, but I'm saying, you spelled it wrong.
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Re: How many NPCs have you MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED, YOU MONSTER?
« Reply #61 on: February 29, 2016, 09:27:26 pm »

I know, but I'm saying, you spelled it wrong.
Oh, yeah I did. My posts are full of errors today.
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Re: How many NPCs have you MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED, YOU MONSTER?
« Reply #62 on: February 29, 2016, 09:31:14 pm »

I played pokemon recently... No pokemon actually dies.

Though I have played Grim Dawn... but I only killed mutant animals, zombies, and zombies possessed by ghosts.
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Re: How many NPCs have you MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED, YOU MONSTER?
« Reply #63 on: February 29, 2016, 09:35:12 pm »

How did Spore keep its population counts? Because I nuked a ton of planets. It's debatable how many of those were animals (or giant penii posing as animals) and how many were sentient. But it still would have been a lot.
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Re: How many NPCs have you MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED, YOU MONSTER?
« Reply #64 on: March 01, 2016, 12:10:56 am »

Why does this only update while I'm not looking at it? Stupid Schrodinger's thread!

Anyway, good point about the 4X stuffs and such. Didn't even take that into account when I made the OP. That puts me at roughly infinity quintillion.
I mean, the original 4-5 million estimate was pretty much "ones I've killed in a rather personal manner" so yeah.
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Re: How many NPCs have you MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED, YOU MONSTER?
« Reply #65 on: March 01, 2016, 12:19:59 am »

Oh no! The Nazis have spent the last seventy years cloning an army of Hitlers! Who can possibly stop the impending Hitlerreich?!
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Re: How many NPCs have you MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED, YOU MONSTER?
« Reply #66 on: March 01, 2016, 01:15:23 am »

Depends. If you include faceless enemies, then probably in the millions. No remorse on that front, really. I have no compunctions about, say, farming Ordinators for their armour in Morrowind. But what I think of as NPCs[Named peaceful characters], I've probably only killed hundreds or thousands. Some by accident, some because they annoyed me and others because I wanted to advance some quest or try out a different path. I've definitely done stuff like drown entire migrant waves if I thought they'd overpopulate my fort. I haven't been doing that nearly as much lately, though[I blame goat-mom]. So I guess several virtual worlds probably breathed sighs of relief that the various capricious murderhobo incarnations of me have mostly ceased culling the general population.
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Re: How many NPCs have you MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED, YOU MONSTER?
« Reply #67 on: March 01, 2016, 02:55:54 am »

Sins of a solar empire. Trillions per planet.

Jesus christ I'm a monster help.
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Re: How many NPCs have you MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED, YOU MONSTER?
« Reply #68 on: March 01, 2016, 03:24:43 am »

farming Ordinators for their armour in Morrowind.

Why would you need to farm Ordinators? Wouldn't you get a full set from just one, excluding the different kinds of helmets?
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Re: How many NPCs have you MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED, YOU MONSTER?
« Reply #69 on: March 01, 2016, 03:39:30 am »

This thread reminds me of a conversation somewhere, where somebody referred to themselves as 'Hitler of the sea', when contemplating just how many unique entities went into a single bowl of seafood chowder, compared to, say, a porterhouse.
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Re: How many NPCs have you MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED, YOU MONSTER?
« Reply #70 on: March 01, 2016, 03:49:22 am »

Come to think of it, if we're counting it that way, I played the Empire in a campaign of Star Wars: Empire at War. I built the Death Star and used it more than a dozen times, so that would probably be the winner for "most deaths I've been responsible for in the game".
Hah. I remember once I destroyed literally every planet on the map with the thing, I think I had the rebellion on easy and I wanted to see what would happen if I did. That'd be a rather high one.
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Re: How many NPCs have you MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED, YOU MONSTER?
« Reply #71 on: March 01, 2016, 04:35:09 am »

Why would you need to farm Ordinators?

The armor had a very high resale value.
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Re: How many NPCs have you MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED, YOU MONSTER?
« Reply #72 on: March 01, 2016, 04:38:07 am »

Ah. I never had money issues because I exploited Caius giving you infinite money at one point. :P

That was on the original Xbox game, so I was playing a heavily unpatched version of course.
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Re: How many NPCs have you MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED, YOU MONSTER?
« Reply #73 on: March 01, 2016, 11:06:11 am »

I know, but I'm saying, you spelled it wrong.
Gandhi isnt actually altogether agressive, im pretty sure hes got a very peaceful stat actually, but if you mistreat him i think the Devs have his pissed-off meter at like x10 compared to others.


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Re: How many NPCs have you MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED, YOU MONSTER?
« Reply #74 on: March 01, 2016, 02:21:25 pm »

Gandhi*

Apologies. For the most part, my strategy does play like Gandhi. For most of the game, I end up peaceful, but somewhere along the line I tend to snap and just start going nuclear on my nearby neighbors. Sometimes literally nuclear. It doesn't matter how I had playing up until that point. If they are asking for it, I go to war with them.

But yes. Gandhi. Never trust Gandhi...
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