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Hell yeah! Savescum and go for the candy!

2 (11.1%)

Let it end now, with NCommander's disastrous turn!

6 (33.3%)

Absolutely not! NEVAR GIVE UP, NEVAR SURRENDER!!!

9 (50%)

I don't care actually...

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Total Members Voted: 18

Voting closed: July 11, 2016, 10:09:03 am

[DolosusDoleus]

I don't really know what to do with the ones we've captured. Surely someone can train them, but I'm tempted to sacrifice them to the mountain.

Throw them into the magma. You can't train unicorns in this version. Not even if you have a maiden.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice!

O Steve! God of Blocks!
O Armok! God of Blood!
Take these horned terrors
Drink their blood
Bless our endeavours here!

[Chevaleresse]

I just realized I don't know how to throw stuff into magma.

[Onyx Discforge]

I volunteer my dwarf for unicorn distraction duty.  Speaking of which, have I been dwarfed yet?

[Edward_Tohr]

I just realized I don't know how to throw stuff into magma.

Pretty sure in 2D, you throw magma onto stuff.

[Chevaleresse]

I volunteer my dwarf for unicorn distraction duty.  Speaking of which, have I been dwarfed yet?

I haven't really been dwarfing people, sorry.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

I just realized I don't know how to throw stuff into magma.

Pretty sure in 2D, you throw magma onto stuff.

If Project Fuck the World is any clue...

[Chevaleresse]

MISTAKES HAVE BEEN MADE

So it turns out that bridges don't do a very good job of blocking fluids in 23a.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

DAFUQ DID YOU DO?! You use a channel to block the magma, you idiot! (just RPing here)

I _am_ alive, right?

Have fun, Eyoeyoa Boason. HAVE LOTS OF FUN.

[Chevaleresse]

The weird part is how the bridge didn't actually melt. The lava just sort of flowed over it. Same thing happened in one of the construction tunnels.

Also the chasm dwellers are probably a bit miffed, have fun with them.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

DAFUQ DID YOU DO?! You use a channel to block the magma, you idiot! (just RPing here)

I _am_ alive, right?

Have fun, Eyoeyoa Boason. HAVE LOTS OF FUN.

If he goes through with the partying mindset, I get the feeling recovery will be...difficult.

[Chevaleresse]

My recommendation would be magma-proofing the entrance (replace current entrance structure with a bridge over a channel, iirc that should eat the magma), finding a way to divert/kill nasty magma critters, and making a lot of really nice dining rooms, statue gardens, etc. FUCKUNICORNS should serve in lieu of a full military, which we don't have the dorfpower for anyway. (Heh.) In fact, moving everything closer to magma might be a good idea; with some careful manipulation you might be able to use the FUCKUNICORNS architecture to move water to a flooding chamber. Or, don't poke any more holes into the dangerous superweapon.

[EoyaBosan]

DAFUQ DID YOU DO?! You use a channel to block the magma, you idiot! (just RPing here)

I _am_ alive, right?

Have fun, Eyoeyoa Boason. HAVE LOTS OF FUN.

If he goes through with the partying mindset, I get the feeling recovery will be...difficult.

Hooray! It's party time!

I have downloaded the save, and it seems to be working. Expect the first update before too long.

[DolosusDoleus]

DAFUQ DID YOU DO?! You use a channel to block the magma, you idiot! (just RPing here)

I _am_ alive, right?

Have fun, Eyoeyoa Boason. HAVE LOTS OF FUN.

If he goes through with the partying mindset, I get the feeling recovery will be...difficult.

Hooray! It's party time!

I have downloaded the save, and it seems to be working. Expect the first update before too long.

EyoyaBosan cancels Oversee Fortress: Partying.

[Vuohijumala]

That last turn of events was legendary How much damage did the flowing magma do? Are unicorns still our leading cause of death?

..am I alive?