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Flok Speargrabber

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My dwarves are gonna die.
« on: December 14, 2007, 11:46:00 pm »
Make lead toys
Make lead mugs
Make lead barrels
Make lead bins

Just now I'm remembering lead is BAD.

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Slappy Moose

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Re: My dwarves are gonna die.
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2007, 11:50:00 pm »
It's the Roman Empire all over again!
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Dwarmin

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Re: My dwarves are gonna die.
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2007, 12:16:00 am »
Break out the fiddles and magma!
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Re: My dwarves are gonna die.
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2007, 12:17:00 am »
This reminds me to suggest something about lead barrels giving dwarves unhappy thoughts when drinking booze from them.
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As you journey to the center of the world, feel free to read the death announcements of those dwarves that suffer your neglect.

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Jifodus

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Re: My dwarves are gonna die.
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2007, 12:22:00 am »
Or happy thoughts... as in the case of the Roman empire.  :roll:
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Sappho

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Re: My dwarves are gonna die.
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2007, 12:33:00 am »
What, is there something wrong with lead?

On an unrelated note, these paint chips are DELICIOUS!

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Klokjammer

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Re: My dwarves are gonna die.
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2007, 12:35:00 am »
Lead barrels... Yuck.  I'll just stick with the Arsenic ones thank you very much.
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Kennel

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Re: My dwarves are gonna die.
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2007, 06:39:00 am »
Umm.. exporting poisonous toys sounds quite realistic.
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Blaidd_Drwg

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« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2007, 08:43:00 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Kennel:
<STRONG>Umm.. exporting poisonous toys sounds quite realistic.</STRONG>

Chinese dwarves?

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Helmaroc

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Re: My dwarves are gonna die.
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2007, 10:24:00 am »
Hmm...
Mom! All my toys say MADE IN CHINA, what's China?
Yes honey, you see...HOLY CRAP, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT THIRD EYEBALL?!?!
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Mzbundifund

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Re: My dwarves are gonna die.
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2007, 12:11:00 pm »
More like, "HOLY CRAP, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT MALIGNANT CANCER THAT WILL SLOWLY SAP YOUR STRENGTH UNTIL YEARS FROM NOW AFTER THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ARE SPENT AND YOUR BODY AND MIND ARE COMPLETELY WITHERED YOU WILL DIE WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING WHO YOU ARE?"
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Helmaroc

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Re: My dwarves are gonna die.
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2007, 02:59:00 pm »
Exactly.
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mutant mell

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Re: My dwarves are gonna die.
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2007, 03:03:00 pm »
Now all they need is some power lines to play on, and your Dwarfs will have then best childhood ever.
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Kagus

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Re: My dwarves are gonna die.
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2007, 08:09:00 pm »
Why?  They already have magma smelters to play on.  They'll have to do until enough giant axe blades are made so the children's playground can be built.
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