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Author Topic: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?  (Read 12478 times)

Yellow Pixel

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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2021, 08:25:52 am »
We could, but do we really need a cure for this?
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Starver

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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2021, 09:38:02 am »
How much rope could a were-opossum sum, if a were-opossum could sum rope?
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King Zultan

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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2021, 03:48:57 am »
Quote from: Yellow Pixel on April 28, 2021, 08:25:52 am
We could, but do we really need a cure for this?
I mean a bullet is as good a cure as any.
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EuchreJack

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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #33 on: April 29, 2021, 04:37:43 am »
Silver Needle?
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anewaname

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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #34 on: April 29, 2021, 01:30:02 pm »
Silvered cat food!
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EuchreJack

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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2021, 07:53:42 am »
Found some advice from the distant past:
Quote from: ToonyMan on September 06, 2010, 09:57:59 pm
Here's something that was posted in the last out of context thread,
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on June 16, 2009, 08:24:48 pm
Why don't you LIGHT YOUR HANDS ON FIRE AND PUNCH THE 'COON TO DEATH.

It seems relevant...
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King Zultan

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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #36 on: May 02, 2021, 03:40:46 am »
Werepossums won't mess with you if your on fire.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

EuchreJack

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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #37 on: May 02, 2021, 09:38:19 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on May 02, 2021, 03:40:46 am
Werepossums won't mess with you if your on fire.

They may try to help you put out the flames by peeing on you, though.
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martinuzz

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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #38 on: May 02, 2021, 02:50:19 pm »
Werepossums, necromancers.. This thread is doomed.
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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #39 on: May 02, 2021, 05:46:40 pm »
Don’t worry, it’ll eventually die down.










Then, years later a thread necromancer will happen upon it...
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Re: Can you turn into a were-opossum if a rabid opossum bites you?
« Reply #40 on: May 02, 2021, 08:17:46 pm »
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on May 02, 2021, 05:46:40 pm
Then, years later a thread necromancer will happen upon it...

. . . Bump into it, you might say?
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