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[Bluexdog]

awww I died. can I resurrect myself?

[Ozarck]

"This information is as useful as I expected. but why are the citizens so nervous? it's not like I brought the shark or the octopus with us. Oh, sure, we're a little outlandish, but we've been nothing but courteous so far. Even our silent friend there." He says this last part gesturing at the statue of the dead mage. "Oh look, CenTreepede! A four is in our queue. things are looking up. now i only need to get through seven consecutive failures ... no, make that three failures, a minor success and three failures -sigh- four of which have quite painful consequences. well, perhaps now is the best time to do it. Or perhaps it wold be better to get far away from here first. but we do have a task. Crapsack! Crapsack, how ya holding up, my shitty little buddy? Okay? Good. Brace yourselves, magic is coming."

Dominic continues to search for a park, preferably centrally located, but not in the aristocratic parts of town. He casts "Hello? Is Anyone Home?" on the nearest house or business that people might have fled into. Goal of this is to get one of the inhabitants to interact with him.

[Coolrune206]

Alan extravagantly waves his hands and shouts "REVEAL!".


((Step one to becoming Black Mage; fail at all your magic. Time to get started.))

[Ozarck]

I missed it. How did Soleus become MAGE OF ORDER?

I think Dominic is fast on the way to being mage of Summoned Self Hatred. What with the Orange Juice barrel, demon imps, doombox and torture bed, sea monsters, crapsack, lawn of doom, and tornado of papercuts.

Maybe even the Mage of Controlled Summoned Self Hatred, since he's been able to deflect or alter most of the items that have it in for him.

of course, being mage of breakfast and master of CenTreepede are part of his charm as well, so the title would be a little limiting.
Title suggestions, anyone?

[Nakéen]

Dominic, the Summoner Mage of the Mad Furnitures Plane

[Whisperling]

So, time to prepare for departure. Open the hidden door, cast a spell to get rid of the creepy tree and flesh out there (teleport them to Tenhe, since the glass orb has probably already obliterated the place). Grab the treasure boxes, which should definitely be normal size by now, haul them into the dome, then close the door. Don't think there's anything else that needs doing, so we'll stick with that.


Anyway... where exactly am I going to build this land bridge, again? Use the new teleportation function on my house to go to the place I decided upon before, assuming that's a specific enough instruction.

[AoshimaMichio]

(For a rough map, I like it a lot)

"Denial understood. Initiating task:'Reconnection'"

Soleus took off his hand from the Pyrite cube, and turned toward Brian and Noel.
"We are going back home. I will give you a briefing afterward, much will have to be done."

Head back home, and order Tec to stop beating those trees try to bring back Tec pieces one by one ?

It takes some patience and rough handling to get your butler and maid walk into correct direction. Even more to get them carrying Tec's pieces. Filtering the view through your emotions you recognize it is rather sad view: the poor golem paid the price of bad interaction with magic. But the now dominant logical part says that it doesn't matter. It was, after all, a mere construct. It can be remade into far more efficient and functional form. It takes some time and effort, but it also brings a question: is it worth of your time? Emotional filters say 'yes', logical filters say 'maybe?'. There's some value in having an assistant free of chaos' influence, also value can be found in experimenting and finding limits of what you can currently do.

You reach edge of the effect protecting this area. You can almost see it now. For you its two way effect is ignored. Memory of the events taking place there is retained, and you can see the larger vale behind as it is. Brian and Noel on the other hand stop on their tracks. "What the hell?" they say in near perfect unison, staring at assorted pieces of Tec they and you are carrying. "The fuck did just happen?" Noel continues.

((I think I change that non-magic roll queue alltogether. Instead you can ask predictions for each task where luck and skill might be a factor. I'll roll a die and the result is set on stone (for varying periods of time). That I think is a bit more logical approach than having same roll regardless what you are going to do. In name of speed I recommend asking predictions for multiple different actions at once.))

Cameron  kneels down to his mother.
"Mother are you okay!!?"

She's fine. A bit scared from sudden unpleasant suprise that teleportation gave her, and exhausted from post-adrenaline rush. What kind person is your mother by the way? Asking so I can simulate her to some degree matching with your view. I assume she's very careful enough because she's still alive despite of being a mage and having a son who's too a mage.

<That would be a problem.>

"Yes, my lord. A very big problem. You understand why I am reluctant to speak about the subject."

awww I died. can I resurrect myself?

No. You are too dead to cast spells. If you are very, very lucky someone might be able to pull your soul back into a new body. Quite unlikely though.

"This information is as useful as I expected. but why are the citizens so nervous? it's not like I brought the shark or the octopus with us. Oh, sure, we're a little outlandish, but we've been nothing but courteous so far. Even our silent friend there." He says this last part gesturing at the statue of the dead mage. "Oh look, CenTreepede! A four is in our queue. things are looking up. now i only need to get through seven consecutive failures ... no, make that three failures, a minor success and three failures -sigh- four of which have quite painful consequences. well, perhaps now is the best time to do it. Or perhaps it wold be better to get far away from here first. but we do have a task. Crapsack! Crapsack, how ya holding up, my shitty little buddy? Okay? Good. Brace yourselves, magic is coming."

Dominic continues to search for a park, preferably centrally located, but not in the aristocratic parts of town. He casts "Hello? Is Anyone Home?" on the nearest house or business that people might have fled into. Goal of this is to get one of the inhabitants to interact with him.

You recalling green spots in map you saw from the mapball. Largest spot is quite central, not terribly far from imperial palace but just far enough. There was few other green spots along the way, but those were considerably smaller. Probably too small for fully grown tree. You can't imagine tree as powerful as these being anywhere on same size as normal trees. You continue trundling along the road, scaring people shitless in the process. The fact that your shredded clothes are red with your blood as is your entire body might have some additional effect.

1. Growling words echo from your location saying things that you don't quite understand. You are getting feeling that you should understand it perfectly well, but your understanding is clouded just enough that meaning of words in question escapes your grasp. Considering this spell was going to get malicious reaction from magic you think the voice isn't saying very nice things. Either way, no one comes out.

Oh, and those clouds above? They behave in very similar manner as the ones above your latest home. Getting darker very quickly.

Alan extravagantly waves his hands and shouts "REVEAL!".


((Step one to becoming Black Mage; fail at all your magic. Time to get started.))

2. Ignoring your bleeding toes you blatantly do some magic in public knowing nothing will come out of it. Well, except people walking by are now staring you. Clothes of one man turn invisible for a moment revealing his impressive manhood. Shame on you. Noone else seems to notice that.

So, time to prepare for departure. Open the hidden door, cast a spell to get rid of the creepy tree and flesh out there (teleport them to Tenhe, since the glass orb has probably already obliterated the place). Grab the treasure boxes, which should definitely be normal size by now, haul them into the dome, then close the door. Don't think there's anything else that needs doing, so we'll stick with that.


Anyway... where exactly am I going to build this land bridge, again? Use the new teleportation function on my house to go to the place I decided upon before, assuming that's a specific enough instruction.

4. The tree and associated pile of flesh disappears. They are really gonna have fun times in Tenhe. Another city completely lost to uncontrolled magic.

Yeah, boxes are back in their normal size now. You have your golems carry them inside rather than doing it yourself. Such menial tasks are perfectly suited for golems.

Directly north from your current location (where Ozarck is now on the map) might be a decent spot. Easy to find and plenty of theoretically empty shoreline. The spell doesn't have much of feedback system built in, but it informs you that relocation was succesfull. You didn't even notice anything. Perfectly smooth ride.

Spoiler: AbstractTraitorHero - Cameron Michaelis (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (9): 6 6 3 3 2 6 3 2 6
Mind:
  Knowledge of best investigator in the world
  Skills of best investigator in the world
  Basic spear training
Body:
  Lung issues
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
Home:
  Family reunion
Followers:
Other:
  Legend of imperial investigator
  Quest: Mage hunt

Spoiler: Coolrune206 - Alan (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic: 6 4 4 3 3 3 2 5 6 1
Body:
  Bleeding toes
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
Other:

Spoiler: Nakéen - Soleus Arendar - MAGE OF ORDER (click to show/hide)

CHAOS RECKONER ARRAY (8): 2 3 1 4 5 1 5 1
Body:
  Mane
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
  Eye of Forbidden Sight
Flying villa:
  Expanded land
  Controlled by magical orbs
  Holographic command room
  Fully shieded with forcefield
    Protects from: physical forces, repel
  Unsteady small elevating platform
  Servants:
    Huge bearded butler: Joshua Higgs
    Young pervert butler: Brian Klein
    Foul mouther maid: Noel Peck
    Silent statue maid: MARIE CONLEY SIR
Followers:
  Magical mail order wife: Anna
    Damn perfect
    Golden wedding ring
    Nature of self
  Steel golem: Tec.
    86 pieces
Other:
  Aspiring educator
  Golden wedding ring
  Memories stolen 
  Book: Excavation of Zaaerath
  Quest: Destruction of memory thiefs
  In presence of Order
  Node connector crystal

Spoiler: Ozarck - Dominic Calhoun (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (8): 1 2 3 2 1 1 4 2
Body:
  200 papercuts
  Shredded clothes
Echantments:
  Protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Communicate with Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Reflect Spell
  Pulsing light on forehead
Artifacts of power:
  8 Seeds of defiant life
  Giant wooden centipede mount: CenTreepede
The house:
  Comfortable
  Three stories
  Kitchen:
    Bit burned
    Obsidian weapon field
  Wheat grows through floor planks
    Popping
  Broken miniature pirate boat
  Papercut whirlwind
  Front yard:
    Sucking mudfield, charmed
    Iron bed (torture device)
    Wooden bone throne
    Two green man blocks
  Flying great white shark
    Frenzy
    Hurt
  Flying giant squid
    Bloody wounded
Followers:
Other:
  Scale mail pants (appearance only)
  Quest: Resurrection trees for capitals
  Promise of storm 

Spoiler: CenTreepede (click to show/hide)

Artifacts of power:
  Interactive worldmap ball
    So damn heavy   
  "Doombox"
    Controlled
    Mark of Green Man
  Traveling crapsack
    Multilegged
    Charmed
Echantments:
  Illusion of long, broken crate
Other:
  Grotesque statue of dead mage
    Carved poem of "Wild Magic" on pedestal
  One step ladder
  Mapball holder log
  "Wild Magic for Dummies" pamphlet
  Long drinking straw: Blocked

Spoiler: Whisperling - Samuel Marr (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (11): 4 1 6 6 5 4 6 6 5 6 4
Body:
  Clothes: Burned
  Bandaged: Burned too
  Touch of Phoenix: Flaming red hair and eyes
  Hairy
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Fire breath
  Sparkly
Artifacts of power:
  Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
  5 Balanced spell scrolls
  Calin's Shredder
  Heartbane
  Scroll of Teleporting [5]
  Scroll of Summon Weapon [6]
Tent in Tenhe:
  Ward of Ignorance
Ancient tower:
  Teleporting
  Something is missing
  Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
    Hidden gate
    Grid of miniature suns
  Simple boulder sentinel
  Five simple golems
  Siege engines
  Silly face carriage
  Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr.
  Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
  Mystery plant in iron and fire cage
  Ward of Ignorance: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
  9 treasure boxes from Tenhe
  The Forest: Now Ashlands
  Ashlands: Two huge broken stone arms
  Ashlands: Forest gone
Followers:
Other:
  Lots of maps
  Three empty paper sheets
  Owner of Calin's severed arm
  Book: Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First
  Pair of sandstone cubes
  Polished steel hauberk
  Quest: Terraforming path

Spoiler: TheBiggerFish - Arken Frost (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (7): 2 2 6 2 4 2 3
Body:
  White dragonish scales
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Ageless
  Immortal
  Shapeshifter
  Telepathy
Artifacts of power:
  Staff of Generic Crafting [2d3]
  Slippery scrying orb
    In a loose fitting copper bowl
  Personal teleportation bracelet
  Grand Kinetic ring (3)
The Fortress:
  Flying
  Reconstructed many times
  Skeletons in closet
  Precision mining beam
  Folds space at whim
  Telepathy
  Architecture is:
    Impressive
    Luxurious
  Intelligent
    Self-replenishing
    Self-modifying
    Overtly helpful
  Throne room
    Ornate skylight
  Mage's workshop
    Self-replenishing
    Containment circle
    Dispel array
  Forge
  Inhabitants: 20
    New species
    Not so polite
    Personal teleportation bracelets
  Monster army
    Tied to fortress's power
    Chrome shelled
Followers:
  Laudata
Other:
  Quest for godhood: In progress
  Quest: World war
  Small Favours
  Glimpse of magic
  Big pile of loaded dice

Spoiler: Laudata (click to show/hide)

Other:
    Damn hot
    Firstborn of new species
    Minor arachnophobia
Artifacts of power:
  Personal teleportation bracelet
  Kinetic ring
Echantments:
  Shapeshifter
  Strategic genius
  Telepathy
Followers:
  5 giant demon wolf golems
  Army

[AbstractTraitorHero]

((well she would be described well as a cautious person Known to lock their things and keep a cautious hold on all their possesions  and are rather obbsesive with their belongings and their own appearance always trying to keep their hair a certain way or wear something a certain way.but they have been known to take risks when something important to them is at risk.They have a eloquent and polite manner of speaking around strangers but around people she knows she is very relaxed and loose with what she say's.Her favourite color is navy blue and she generally likes to wear clothing that is light but resistant to wear and tear and hopefully other potentially magical backfires.))

[TheBiggerFish]

Nonmagically clean up the loaded dice before magically making them loaded for 1s instead of 6s.

[Bluexdog]

could I atleast attempt to send a request to one of the other mages, you know like a last effort of spirit

[Coolrune206]

Alan, undeterred by this failure, gestures to his feet in another grandiose expression. "MEND!"

[AbstractTraitorHero]

help mother into the house and uh sit down.

[Ozarck]

"Well, that seems less  deadly than it could have been. Onward to the big green place, CenTreepede. Now, if I can just get through a couple more minor spells ..."

Dominic continues to the big park, and casts Glow on a nearby streetlamp or tavern sign.

[Nakéen]

(No problem with the changes proposed)

"I don't see what you are talking about, maybe you are just getting crazy." said Soleus with an emotionless tone, even though he wanted to be snarky.

Return to the house, taking as much time is needed to haul Tec's pieces back up.

[AoshimaMichio]

Nonmagically clean up the loaded dice before magically making them loaded for 1s instead of 6s.

I guess messed pile of dice has same kind effect on you as spilling jar full of seeds in front of vampire. You stack them up neatly ensuring each die is exactly same orientation as its neighbour. In the end you count you have 157464 dice in nice stacks.

2. And now you have one very big one.

could I atleast attempt to send a request to one of the other mages, you know like a last effort of spirit

Nope.

Alan, undeterred by this failure, gestures to his feet in another grandiose expression. "MEND!"

6. Bleeding stops, flesh bubbles and grows over the wound. It would be great if it stopped there, but it doesn't. Your toe nails grow thicker, longer and sharper. Skin on your feet turns hard and bone plates grow over parts that don't move much.

This display of magic in public causes people scream en masse and run away from you. Seriously, why do you guys use magic in public? At this rate we have ghost cities everywhere and people living in forests.

((well she would be described well as a cautious person Known to lock their things and keep a cautious hold on all their possesions  and are rather obbsesive with their belongings and their own appearance always trying to keep their hair a certain way or wear something a certain way.but they have been known to take risks when something important to them is at risk.They have a eloquent and polite manner of speaking around strangers but around people she knows she is very relaxed and loose with what she say's.Her favourite color is navy blue and she generally likes to wear clothing that is light but resistant to wear and tear and hopefully other potentially magical backfires.))

Dunno if I can do the eloquent thing. Art of speaking isn't my forte, Harry Baldman is so much better at it. But I'll try.

help mother into the house and uh sit down.

She's already in the house. You teleported her right into living room. Because magic in public is bad idea and she should have raised you to know that.

"Good lord, son. Was it your fault that I ended up there? They thought I was the same mage who they assaulted in first place!"

There's screaming outside. The few particularly loud screams tells you that there's either a mage or a monster present. Might not be a good idea to get involved, escpecially since mom has managed to keep her profession in secret so far. Or if you want to, better be discreet about it. No need to draw attention here.

"Well, that seems less  deadly than it could have been. Onward to the big green place, CenTreepede. Now, if I can just get through a couple more minor spells ..."

Dominic continues to the big park, and casts Glow on a nearby streetlamp or tavern sign.

1. The street lamp explodes and its burning oil reserves splatter everywhere spreading fire. Some of it lands on CenTreepede's backside. It doesn't slow or care about it all because it is a mindless golem. But you care. It would be bad if your ride burned down.

Not long any more, you can see carefully trimmed trees in end of this new wide and exceptionally well paved road. As shitty as your luck has been lately, you spot a pair of city guards on the way. Unlike civilians they are not running away from you. Well, they probably will jump out of the way so they won't be trampled by the golem. They may not be able to hurt you at this speeds, but they definitely will give you a chase assuming they can commandeer calm enough horses for the purpose.

Oh never mind that. One of them blows on a horn and loud signal echoes through the neighbourhood. Soon another signals respond.

(No problem with the changes proposed)

"I don't see what you are talking about, maybe you are just getting crazy." said Soleus with an emotionless tone, even though he wanted to be snarky.

Return to the house, taking as much time is needed to haul Tec's pieces back up.

"What? I'm certain I wasn't carrying anything a moment ago." Brian and Noel drop their cargo near the elevator. They are not very pleased for having to carry rather heavy metal pieces. Brian picks up a piece that used form half of Tec's face.
"Is this part that golem of yours?" he asks. "Just what the hell happened, bossman? Hey? Are you listening?"

You are, but you aren't paying attention on his meaningless whine. Getting these pieces up on that extremely inefficient and unsafe piece of wood takes up all your focus. You make note to construct something better for transporting people and material from and to the villa. Should have done that long time ago. While you haul the pieces up, your servants get up via the same rope they used to descend down.

Anna approaches you smiling. "Did you find what you forgot there?"

Spoiler: AbstractTraitorHero - Cameron Michaelis (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (9): 6 6 3 3 2 6 3 2 6
Mind:
  Knowledge of best investigator in the world
  Skills of best investigator in the world
  Basic spear training
Body:
  Lung issues
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
Home:
  Family reunion
Followers:
Other:
  Legend of imperial investigator
  Quest: Mage hunt

Spoiler: Coolrune206 - Alan (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic: 4 4 3 3 3 2 5 6 1 2
Body:
  Mutated feet
    Claws
    Hard leather
    Bone plating
Echantments:
Artifacts of power:
House:
Followers:
Other:

Spoiler: Nakéen - Soleus Arendar - MAGE OF ORDER (click to show/hide)

CHAOS RECKONER ARRAY (8): 2 3 1 4 5 1 5 1
Body:
  Mane
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
Artifacts of power:
  Eye of Forbidden Sight
Flying villa:
  Expanded land
  Controlled by magical orbs
  Holographic command room
  Fully shieded with forcefield
    Protects from: physical forces, repel
  Unsteady small elevating platform
  Servants:
    Huge bearded butler: Joshua Higgs
    Young pervert butler: Brian Klein
    Foul mouther maid: Noel Peck
    Silent statue maid: MARIE CONLEY SIR
Followers:
  Magical mail order wife: Anna
    Damn perfect
    Golden wedding ring
    Nature of self
  Steel golem: Tec.
    86 pieces
Other:
  Aspiring educator
  Golden wedding ring
  Memories stolen 
  Book: Excavation of Zaaerath
  Quest: Connect Order nodes
  Node connector crystal

Spoiler: Ozarck - Dominic Calhoun (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (8): 2 3 2 1 1 4 2 5
Body:
  200 papercuts
  Shredded clothes
Echantments:
  Protection from Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Communicate with Giant Orange Juice Barrel
  Reflect Spell
  Pulsing light on forehead
Artifacts of power:
  8 Seeds of defiant life
  Giant wooden centipede mount: CenTreepede
The house:
  Comfortable
  Three stories
  Kitchen:
    Bit burned
    Obsidian weapon field
  Wheat grows through floor planks
    Popping
  Broken miniature pirate boat
  Papercut whirlwind
  Front yard:
    Sucking mudfield, charmed
    Iron bed (torture device)
    Wooden bone throne
    Two green man blocks
  Flying great white shark
    Frenzy
    Hurt
  Flying giant squid
    Bloody wounded
Followers:
Other:
  Scale mail pants (appearance only)
  Quest: Resurrection trees for capitals
  Promise of storm

Spoiler: CenTreepede (click to show/hide)

Artifacts of power:
  Interactive worldmap ball
    So damn heavy   
  "Doombox"
    Controlled
    Mark of Green Man
  Traveling crapsack
    Multilegged
    Charmed
Echantments:
  Illusion of long, broken crate
Other:
  Grotesque statue of dead mage
    Carved poem of "Wild Magic" on pedestal
  One step ladder
  Mapball holder log
  "Wild Magic for Dummies" pamphlet
  Long drinking straw: Blocked
  Back legs on fire

Spoiler: Whisperling - Samuel Marr (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (11): 4 1 6 6 5 4 6 6 5 6 4
Body:
  Clothes: Burned
  Bandaged: Burned too
  Touch of Phoenix: Flaming red hair and eyes
  Hairy
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Fire breath
  Sparkly
Artifacts of power:
  Whispering Staff of Earth (1d4+2)
  5 Balanced spell scrolls
  Calin's Shredder
  Heartbane
  Scroll of Teleporting [5]
  Scroll of Summon Weapon [6]
Tent in Tenhe:
  Ward of Ignorance
Ancient tower:
  Teleporting
  Something is missing
  Reinforced impenetrable stone dome
    Hidden gate
    Grid of miniature suns
  Simple boulder sentinel
  Five simple golems
  Siege engines
  Silly face carriage
  Ermonous animated granite statue of Samuel Marr.
  Granite statue: This is a ermonous granite statue. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality. It's encrusted with diamond, ruby, quarz and gold. On the item is an image of Calin the Crime Lord. Calin is missing arm. Calin is crying. This artwork relates to thievery of Calin's Shredder and subseguent mutilation of Calin.
  Mystery plant in iron and fire cage
  Ward of Ignorance: Dome undetectable to Calin and those who associate with him
  9 treasure boxes from Tenhe
  The Forest: Now Ashlands
  Ashlands: Two huge broken stone arms
  Ashlands: Forest gone
Followers:
Other:
  Lots of maps
  Three empty paper sheets
  Owner of Calin's severed arm
  Book: Autobiography of The Most Glorious King Cotlal the First
  Pair of sandstone cubes
  Polished steel hauberk
  Quest: Terraforming path

Spoiler: TheBiggerFish - Arken Frost (click to show/hide)

Future Wild Magic (7): 2 6 2 4 2 3 2
Body:
  White dragonish scales
Echantments:
  Magical video conference between Arken Frost, Samuel Marr and Soleus Arendar
  Ageless
  Immortal
  Shapeshifter
  Telepathy
Artifacts of power:
  Staff of Generic Crafting [2d3]
  Slippery scrying orb
    In a loose fitting copper bowl
  Personal teleportation bracelet
  Grand Kinetic ring (3)
The Fortress:
  Flying
  Reconstructed many times
  Skeletons in closet
  Precision mining beam
  Folds space at whim
  Telepathy
  Architecture is:
    Impressive
    Luxurious
  Intelligent
    Self-replenishing
    Self-modifying
    Overtly helpful
  Throne room
    Ornate skylight
  Mage's workshop
    Self-replenishing
    Containment circle
    Dispel array
  Forge
  Inhabitants: 20
    New species
    Not so polite
    Personal teleportation bracelets
  Monster army
    Tied to fortress's power
    Chrome shelled
Followers:
  Laudata
Other:
  Quest for godhood: In progress
  Quest: World war
  Small Favours
  Glimpse of magic
  Huge loaded die

Spoiler: Laudata (click to show/hide)

Other:
    Damn hot
    Firstborn of new species
    Minor arachnophobia
Artifacts of power:
  Personal teleportation bracelet
  Kinetic ring
Echantments:
  Shapeshifter
  Strategic genius
  Telepathy
Followers:
  5 giant demon wolf golems
  Army