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Author Topic: Roll to survive the Generic'o Skyscraper, 1's and 5's for all  (Read 4836 times)

blazing glory

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Re: Roll to survive the Generic'o Skyscraper
« Reply #30 on: April 05, 2016, 09:21:25 pm »

Dead people are free to respawn btw.
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Re: Roll to survive the Generic'o Skyscraper
« Reply #31 on: April 05, 2016, 09:25:15 pm »

I TRY TO RIP OFF HIS 'ED AND PLAY 'IM LIKE A SET OF GRISLY BAGPIPES!
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Re: Roll to survive the Generic'o Skyscraper
« Reply #32 on: April 05, 2016, 09:27:19 pm »

FIRE THE LASER!
(at the VTOL)
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MidnightJaguar

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Re: Roll to survive the Generic'o Skyscraper
« Reply #33 on: April 05, 2016, 09:29:30 pm »

Use my smart phone and my LEET HACKZOR skills to hack the VTOL.

((Channel the spirit of Aiden Pearce.))
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23:31:46 <pancaeks> "Today on mystery science with the eggheads: we created these sentient crystal people, now we're going to find out if they explode!"

MainPiston: Epilogue.

Coolrune206

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Re: Roll to survive the Generic'o Skyscraper
« Reply #34 on: April 05, 2016, 09:35:29 pm »

Darrin was just about to commit suicide. His days were numbered. As he neared the window on floor 63, he watched the VTOL attack. He was furious. Who the FUCK did they think they were, interfering with his suicide. He leapt out the window and, with ninja-like skills, swung his body into the VTOL, kicking anyone in his way. He then desperately tries to not die for the next few seconds.
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chokepoint

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Re: Roll to survive the Generic'o Skyscraper
« Reply #35 on: April 05, 2016, 10:58:29 pm »

Name: Cho K. Point
Postion: Data Entry Zombie
Pull the Batteries out of the clock on my desk  in attempt to freeze time!
(5) Time is frozen!

On the clock at least.

...

Yay.

Use my Wile E. Coyote like ignorance of the physical laws of time to steal all the clips from the guns of motionless agents in cartoonMatrix-like fashion.
« Last Edit: April 05, 2016, 11:30:48 pm by chokepoint »
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Re: Roll to survive the Generic'o Skyscraper
« Reply #36 on: April 06, 2016, 07:19:19 am »

Rip the restroom door off of it's hinges, and use it as a tower shield. Letter opener ready, and advancing toward the nearest elevator.
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Didn't we get the pilot? Can't we scan his brain?
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blazing glory

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Re: Roll to survive the Generic'o Skyscraper
« Reply #37 on: April 06, 2016, 07:46:18 am »

Name: Cho K. Point
Postion: Data Entry Zombie
Pull the Batteries out of the clock on my desk  in attempt to freeze time!
(5) Time is frozen!

On the clock at least.

...

Yay.

Use my Wile E. Coyote like ignorance of the physical laws of time to steal all the clips from the guns of motionless agents in cartoonMatrix-like fashion.
((Stahp quoting me it makes things harder to tidy up.))
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blazing glory

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Re: Roll to survive the Generic'o Skyscraper
« Reply #38 on: April 06, 2016, 08:33:21 am »

((My thread, I double post when I feel like it.))

I TRY TO RIP OFF HIS 'ED AND PLAY 'IM LIKE A SET OF GRISLY BAGPIPES!
(1+2) ((good grief)) You settle for merely breaking his neck, of course, this means that the only way to play him like a set of bagpipes is to blow air through his lips, (1) it is the worst kiss known to man, and now everyone in the office knows "how you are".

FIRE THE LASER!
(at the VTOL)

(3) You fire the Nerf laser! Highly experimental Nerf technology to usher our civilization into a new age! It's sort of bright and hard to look past, it seems to be heating up the chassis.

Use my smart phone and my LEET HACKZOR skills to hack the VTOL.

((Channel the spirit of Aiden Pearce.))
(5) You put on your cap and start putting your SWEET hacking software on your phone to good use! Although the piloting software is too secure, you hack the missile tracking and cause the entire missile racks to explode, severely damaging it while putting the explosives out of commission.

Darrin was just about to commit suicide. His days were numbered. As he neared the window on floor 63, he watched the VTOL attack. He was furious. Who the FUCK did they think they were, interfering with his suicide. He leapt out the window and, with ninja-like skills, swung his body into the VTOL, kicking anyone in his way. He then desperately tries to not die for the next few seconds.
(1) Darrin jumped out the window, reaching for the VTOL, it then deftly swings to the left despite its damage and he plummeted, making for a most grisly scene below.

At least he succeeded in his original goal.

Dead.

Use my Wile E. Coyote like ignorance of the physical laws of time to steal all the clips from the guns of motionless agents in cartoonMatrix-like fashion.
(5) Since they're all dead, you just loot all the clips, ALL OF THEM, you were probably warping time to collect all those clips in such a short while.

Rip the restroom door off of it's hinges, and use it as a tower shield. Letter opener ready, and advancing toward the nearest elevator.
(4) You tear off the door and swing it around to the elevator, it's sort of hard to carry but you bravely press on towards the elevator.

It's not nearly as cool as it would've been since the agents are dead.

1:Robbert Gilligon MacKillem.
2:Fred Jones.
3:Curtis Langer.
4:Cho K. Point.
5:Jack Gill.

(1)

The VTOL swings around to bring its guns to bear on MacKillem in the middle of his kiss.

Boss roll:(5-1)=Gilligon roll:(5) Although the volume of fire is rather extreme, Gilligon manages to exploit its hindered maneuvering  and runs clear of the tracking.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2016, 08:39:35 am by blazing glory »
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Re: Roll to survive the Generic'o Skyscraper, 1's and 5's for all
« Reply #39 on: April 06, 2016, 10:34:52 am »

Continue to use my hackzor skills to jury rig a CD port so that it shoots out CDs at ludicrous speeds. Then use this weapon to shoot the VTOL.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2016, 06:11:31 pm by MidnightJaguar »
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23:31:46 <pancaeks> "Today on mystery science with the eggheads: we created these sentient crystal people, now we're going to find out if they explode!"

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Coolrune206

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Re: Roll to survive the Generic'o Skyscraper, 1's and 5's for all
« Reply #40 on: April 06, 2016, 01:57:07 pm »

Alyss Marinworth, inspired by the heroic cowardice of her co-worker, Darrin, decides to follow in his footsteps. She also leaps out the window, and tries to be a ninja when attacking the VTOL.

Inb4 everyone on the 63rd floor decides to jump out onto the VTOL.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2016, 02:19:04 pm by Coolrune206 »
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Re: Roll to survive the Generic'o Skyscraper, 1's and 5's for all
« Reply #41 on: April 06, 2016, 02:00:54 pm »

That's not working right.  Fix the laser!  Using robots!
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Re: Roll to survive the Generic'o Skyscraper
« Reply #42 on: April 06, 2016, 05:09:21 pm »

((Stahp quoting me it makes things harder to tidy up.))
O.K.  :P

Cho dashes back to his desk clock and desperately tries to replace his clock batteries to avoid damaging the time space continuum!

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Re: Roll to survive the Generic'o Skyscraper, 1's and 5's for all
« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2016, 08:27:27 pm »

"Well... that didn't go too well."

Hide under my desk! Hopefully it's well-made! Shield my head from debris! Use a +1!
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Re: Roll to survive the Generic'o Skyscraper, 1's and 5's for all
« Reply #44 on: April 06, 2016, 08:31:24 pm »

"WheeeeeEEEEEEEEEE *Splat*"
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