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Author Topic: Mainpiston test game: You win.  (Read 14202 times)

spazyak

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Re: Mainpiston test game: You win.
« Reply #150 on: May 26, 2016, 06:39:00 pm »

I would like to keep my character, sniper and trophy kill pls.
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Re: Mainpiston test game: You win.
« Reply #151 on: May 26, 2016, 08:52:07 pm »

Load Mainpiston (Full ver.) Cartridge  into MidnightJaguar gaming system. Observe loading bar.
You load the Mainrpiston (Full ver.) Cartridge into the MidnightJaguar gaming system, with an infernal groan the ancient display flickers to life and the beasts that are chained around it snap to attention, and the daemon infused iron ringing the cartridge slot begins to scream.You hear a ominous groan and the main display changes to a loading bar with 25% of it filled. The progress bar also randomly cuts to images of the company logo
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engaging in various antics such as eating the souls of mortals, killing other gods, and generally acting like an Aztec god. These scenes are also further cut up with random snippets of what appears to be gameplay footage with the animated logo as the character, infusing daemons into metal and then being vibrated apart by said daemon, taming beasts through the power of brain surgery and then being ripped apart by said beasts, preforming medicine and then blowing themselves up through failed alchemy, and finally firing lots of guns with varying degrees of accuracy.
You stare in increasing bewilderment at the bizarre actions"Well, this is all a bit much for a glorified loading screen" you think.
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23:31:46 <pancaeks> "Today on mystery science with the eggheads: we created these sentient crystal people, now we're going to find out if they explode!"

MainPiston: Epilogue.

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Re: Mainpiston test game: You win.
« Reply #152 on: May 26, 2016, 09:41:53 pm »

Sure it wasn't just some intro cutscreen?
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Re: Mainpiston test game: You win.
« Reply #153 on: May 26, 2016, 11:02:06 pm »

"Cutscene, loading screen... what's the difference if I can't skip it?"
Hit every button on the controller in the hopes one of them skips the loading. Remember to try capslock.
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Re: Mainpiston test game: You win.
« Reply #154 on: May 26, 2016, 11:03:43 pm »

Did you try alt f4? Better yet launch cinco 2.0 identity generator
Launch cinco 2.0, run flungunstow with oyster
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Re: Mainpiston test game: You win.
« Reply #155 on: May 26, 2016, 11:07:09 pm »

((Is this okay?  I know Groo was supposed to die, but the hilarity of this is just too much to pass up.))

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((How much money are we starting with for the main game?  And are you gonna make a second thread?))

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Re: Mainpiston test game: You win.
« Reply #156 on: May 27, 2016, 12:32:37 am »

((Is this okay?  I know Groo was supposed to die, but the hilarity of this is just too much to pass up.))

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((How much money are we starting with for the main game?  And are you gonna make a second thread?))

I like the character, I could totally see Groo not really caring that the back of his head exploded.

Yes we are starting a second thread I'm just using this thread to keep people entertained as I write the actual game.

As for money I'm still debating whether to just give you all pistols and zero money to begin with or to actually add some more weapons and kits to the armory to give you some form of progression if I end up feeling really creative and simultaneously good at balancing over the weekend then I will probably give you 5 gold coins to start off with. I am also open to suggestions for the armory, because like I probably alluded to before, I suck at balancing and figuring out niches that need filling.
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MainPiston: Epilogue.

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Re: Mainpiston test game: You win.
« Reply #157 on: May 27, 2016, 08:18:15 am »

I'd like to see the current 4-token beast kit with the +1 str requirement made into a kind of stationery lab that you keep on the plane/at your base, which you could pack up and move if you really want, but can't really use without setting up first. Add a 2-token field beast kit with no str requirement, which will give you the tools to capture beasts and manage tamed ones (beast-specialised sedatives and treats made from human bones, in both cases ;) ) but not do any of the complicated taming or modifyng processes.
Similar thing for medkits, first-aid kit and a stationery lab where you can do your complicated surgeries and alchemies. Possibly a more expensive kit where you can do alchemy in the field.
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Re: Mainpiston test game: You win.
« Reply #158 on: June 01, 2016, 06:17:11 pm »

With surprisingly little fanfare the progress bar suddenly jumps up to 75%

"That took a while" you think scratching your week old beard and tossing the remains of the controllers you broke out of boredom away from you . "I hope that the armory got taken care of somewhere in that 75%"
« Last Edit: June 01, 2016, 06:21:09 pm by MidnightJaguar »
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Re: Mainpiston test game: You win.
« Reply #159 on: June 01, 2016, 06:37:22 pm »

My week old beard is two feet long by now.
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Re: Mainpiston test game: You win.
« Reply #160 on: June 02, 2016, 12:07:29 pm »

With a sudden cackling from the company logo and the sound of pages turning somewhere within the infernal mechanism, the progress bar suddenly begins to wiggle widely back and forth briefly dropping down to 1% shooting up to 99% at times before finally seemingly stabilizing at about 95%. The beasts chained to the mechanism begin to screech and holler with disturbingly human sounding screams about it almost being ready. Something probably your sentient beard tells you that you should probably take cover soon.
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MainPiston: Epilogue.

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Re: Mainpiston test game: You win.
« Reply #161 on: June 02, 2016, 12:12:43 pm »

Hold Soso infront of me as a human shield
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Re: Mainpiston test game: You win.
« Reply #162 on: June 02, 2016, 01:49:27 pm »

Hold Soso infront of me as a human shield
You hold up Soso as a human sheidl just in time to the loading bar reaches 100% and everything around you violently explodes sending you into the next thread in a pretty kickass explosion MAINPISTON.FULL.VER has loaded
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Re: Mainpiston test game: You win.
« Reply #163 on: June 02, 2016, 03:06:50 pm »

Hold Soso infront of me as a human shield
You hold up Soso as a human sheidl just in time to the loading bar reaches 100% and everything around you violently explodes sending you into the next thread in a pretty kickass explosion MAINPISTON.FULL.VER has loaded
Except for that pesky bug with the start button...
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