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Author Topic: Sleight of Hand (Paranormal Minimalist)  (Read 4718 times)

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Re: Sleight of Hand (Paranormal Minimalist)
« Reply #60 on: May 15, 2016, 12:31:41 am »
"I have no problems with you avoiding cultists like the plague and your plight is touching, but I work alone damnit! You could have had the fucking courtesy to slit my wrists while you stabbed me in the back! And with the police undoubtedly on their way, my plans are speeding towards completion a little faster than I'm completely comfortable with. Now off with you. Work needs done and fast.

As far as you're concerned, if I don't complete the ritual soon, we all die. Not Heaven, definitely not Hell, not wherever you go, 'Old One', when you die. Litteral demon guts and everlasting entrapment in a hellish plane where you are physically drained of all your life essences. Extremely painfully. Forever.

"Now, I don't need more bodies, nor more police/medium attention. I need to finish. Oh, and Clive. She's happier where she's probably at. Louise, you should keep that inner demon asleep. 'Old One' I pray to all the greater demons and to Satan himself that your particular cultists don't find you and the best of luck to the rest of you."

Start chewing off my thumb skin in preparation to commit to the rest of the ritual.
Also slap Freakin' Todd's drink from his hand.
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Re: Sleight of Hand (Paranormal Minimalist)
« Reply #61 on: May 15, 2016, 12:35:03 am »
"Why didn't you bloody SAY that."

Fine, he can go.
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Re: Sleight of Hand (Paranormal Minimalist)
« Reply #62 on: May 15, 2016, 12:43:23 am »
"Once it's either complete and I get to the eternal plane of demonic DJs, or some douche here stops me, you should all abscond. The police are gonna have a field day here. And there will undoubtedly be imps and demons everywhere. Also, if you're still available after this, 'Old One', and if I'm still here through capricious fate, we should run off together. Just think of it, demons and the Eldritch horrors. Perfect combo. Anyhow, POCKET SAND! good bye. Possibly forever.

And with that abscond.
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Re: Sleight of Hand (Paranormal Minimalist)
« Reply #63 on: May 15, 2016, 07:50:00 am »
"Heck no.  Not running off with you."
« Last Edit: May 15, 2016, 12:05:41 pm by TheBiggerFish »
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Re: Sleight of Hand (Paranormal Minimalist)
« Reply #64 on: May 15, 2016, 09:00:10 am »
"Jane, I'm sorry. Oh god. I'm... sorry. I'm drunk! Aw crap. I'm soooo, so sorry."

Run in the direction of home whilst punching myself repeatedly in the head!

Then quickly remember that I was supposed to be walking Jane home and run back to rejoin her! Continue to escort her! In silence! Apart from the occasional muttered "sorry," I suppose.

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« Last Edit: May 15, 2016, 09:03:55 am by Yoink »
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Re: Sleight of Hand (Paranormal Minimalist)
« Reply #65 on: May 15, 2016, 01:52:20 pm »
Riley is freaking out.

"Wha..... What is going on here?!"

Get up, and attempt to run out of the house, tears streaming.
« Last Edit: May 15, 2016, 02:29:52 pm by DigitalDemon »
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Re: Sleight of Hand (Paranormal Minimalist)
« Reply #66 on: May 15, 2016, 01:59:32 pm »
Null gives Riley a pained glance, and looks apologetic.

"I'm so sorry about all this this..."
« Last Edit: May 15, 2016, 02:01:06 pm by TheBiggerFish »
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Re: Sleight of Hand (Paranormal Minimalist)
« Reply #67 on: May 15, 2016, 02:02:04 pm »
More tears, making her makeup run.

"Wha... *sniff* *sob*, What are you *sob* talking about?"
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dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
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Re: Sleight of Hand (Paranormal Minimalist)
« Reply #68 on: May 15, 2016, 02:06:24 pm »
"Well somebody should apologize for the way this night got ruined, and he's busy."
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Re: Sleight of Hand (Paranormal Minimalist)
« Reply #69 on: May 15, 2016, 02:09:11 pm »
The tears reduce a little. Riley gets up and hugs Nulle.

"Well, *sob* thanks..."

Sobbing ensues.
« Last Edit: May 15, 2016, 02:15:08 pm by DigitalDemon »
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in our own special way we are all shitpost
each day, when the sun shines and greets us with a smile, at least one of us finds that inner strength to spout bullshit on a forum revolving around the systemized slaughter of midgets
dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
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Re: Sleight of Hand (Paranormal Minimalist)
« Reply #70 on: May 15, 2016, 02:12:52 pm »
Nulle feels kind of...Slippery to the touch, but she returns the hug.

"Least I could do..."
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Re: Sleight of Hand (Paranormal Minimalist)
« Reply #71 on: May 15, 2016, 02:15:41 pm »
Riley doesn't notice, and if she did, she dismisses it as her make up.
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in our own special way we are all shitpost
each day, when the sun shines and greets us with a smile, at least one of us finds that inner strength to spout bullshit on a forum revolving around the systemized slaughter of midgets
dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
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Re: Sleight of Hand (Paranormal Minimalist)
« Reply #72 on: May 15, 2016, 02:18:08 pm »
"Here, let's get you sat down and stuff, don't want you going out on the streets in that state..."

Guide Riley to a chair.
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Re: Sleight of Hand (Paranormal Minimalist)
« Reply #73 on: May 15, 2016, 02:29:27 pm »
Riley would sit on the chair, that she is guided to, still sobbing.
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in our own special way we are all shitpost
each day, when the sun shines and greets us with a smile, at least one of us finds that inner strength to spout bullshit on a forum revolving around the systemized slaughter of midgets
dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
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Re: Sleight of Hand (Paranormal Minimalist)
« Reply #74 on: May 15, 2016, 02:33:20 pm »
Nulle pulls up a chair opposite Riley.

"You're...Riley, right?"
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