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[Failbird105]

I had to.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Segata Sanshiro
Gender: Male
Age: Coalesced into existence on November 22 1994, then proceeded to live until Earth became Mobius, where he dueled Sonic the Hedgehog himself
Appearance:

Backstory: Segata Sanshiros entire life is Sega

Abilities:
1. Segata throw(active): Segata judo throws the target, who then explodes... twice, it's surprisingly less lethal than it seems.
2. Segata blitz(active): Segata performs a super fast flurry of punches at the target
3. Segata clone(active): Segata creates many clones of himself with varying sizes, these clones lack his abilities and physical capabilities, being only equal to a real world martial artist scaled to their size
4. SEGA SATURN, SHIRO!(active): (a circumstantially variable version of) Segata's theme song plays from absolutely nowhere for two turns, this gives Segata Sanshiro a +2 to all combat rolls, a +1 to all other rolls, and a +3 to Segata throw, this has a two turn cooldown.
5. The power of Sega Saturn(passive): Segata Sanshiro is very superhuman, to the point where he can hold back an in flight ICBM while standing on a glass window, however he does have weaknesses, his TRUE power(like around the level of what I just described) only can be unlocked when defending something Sega related, the more related it is, the more powerful he is while defending it. His abilities are also ineffective against the undead.(TCM decides how much of a bonus this passive gives based on the circumstance.)

Equipment:
1. Training equipment: Segata Sanshiro carries around a giant Sega Saturn and controller on his back, they are extremely durable as they can take a barrage of his own punches unharmed.
2. Disguise kit: Segata Sanshiro uses this to make extremely realistic disguises.(takes a turn to do)
3. Great hair: Segata's hair is so mighty, that anyone who sees for the first time it must succeed in a willpower roll or be stunned.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Make his hair stun enemies with it's sheer might when they first gaze upon it :p

[Failbird105]

Make his hair stun enemies with it's sheer might when they first gaze upon it :p

I think that would probably qualify as an ability rather than equipment, and yes I do know you're joking.

[Sl4cker]

his gi is infused with the power of sega

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Make his hair stun enemies with it's sheer might when they first gaze upon it :p

I think that would probably qualify as an ability rather than equipment, and yes I do know you're joking.

Nah. Equipment providing regeneration is valid, so I don't see why equipment stunning things wouldn't be.

[Failbird105]

Nah. Equipment providing regeneration is valid, so I don't see why equipment stunning things wouldn't be.

eh, I was more saying it because it's his hair, but I'll go with it and see if it's allowed, if not I'll go for the Sega infused gi

[TCM]

Insta-stun is preeeeeety strong.

[Failbird105]

Insta-stun is preeeeeety strong.

I guess it is even WITH the only works once per person thing? If so I'll change it. I just gotta figure out what something being infused with the power of Sega would actually even DO.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Insta-stun is preeeeeety strong.

I guess it is even WITH the only works once per person thing? If so I'll change it. I just gotta figure out what something being infused with the power of Sega would actually even DO.

Maybe have a roll for stun?

[TCM]

Willpower roll for stun then.

[Failbird105]

Boom, done. His hair now requires you to succeed a willpower roll on your first time seeing it or be stunned

[piratejoe]

Next turn when?

[TCM]

Next turn when?

Later today.

[TCM]

Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Location: Grand Fairbank Mall, Toronto, Canada
"We'll build a wall, and make the Magical Girls pay for it." - Kyubey

The Viking at Stamford Bridge steps out of the exploded remains of the bear statue and looks around for his first worthy foe, and the first person he spots is none other than Coldsteel the Hedgehog. He heaves his giant axe above his head, its metallic blade shining under the electronic lights as he runs at Coldsteel yelling "TYR!" The Viking in now in a state of Berserker Rage, a red aura of fury surrounding his body, his skin shining, his eyes pulsating and spittle frothing from his mouth onto his beard. [5+3 vs. 7] The roaring Viking brings his weapon down upon the hedgehog who avoids with a sick combat roll he learned from his time at Sonic Fighting Academy. Despite the defensive maneuver Coldsteel has one of his hedgehog spikes lopped off anyways, the appendage now bleeds. The Viking takes some deep breathes and his aura fades. 

"*heh. guess you missed the punchline", says Sans as he playfully twirls a bone above his right hand. Sans' eye flashes blue and Kyoko grasps at her chest right over her left breast, as it is overcome with a sensation that isn't pain, but feels invasive nonetheless, a blue glow visible from deep inside of her that resonates in her chest. [3+1 vs. 5-1] Sans points his index finger at the ceiling and Kyoko goes flying upwards, slamming into the roofing above by her back, causing a small crater to appear in the ceiling and some of the dust collected up there to come floating down; despite the trauma, Kyoko no-sells the attack and appears to have taken no damage, and struggles to free herself from Sans grasp to no avail. [1+1 vs. 4-1] [Willpower vs. Control: 9 vs. 4+3] Kyoko somehow manages the willpower to launch herself off of the ceiling, and just in time as several bones smash through the ceiling like a cluster of spears, putting holes in various spots as the bones appear from nothing. Kyoko propels herself downwards at Sans [5+1 vs. 3+1] and before he can teleport away, the magical girl brings her fist down upon his skull. Sans takes a step back and rubs the targeted area which now sports a small cartoonish bruise, "*you remind me of a kid I know, someone with heart, just like you." He shrugs, "*well, see ya' later," and disintegrates into dust.
The Gaster Blasters disintegrate.
Kyoko punched out Sans! [+1 Kill]
+Ability: Cutting Field Projection (Active): Kyoko can launch an invisible Field of Extreme Sharpness approximately 5x5 meters in size in any direction. 2 Turn Cooldown.

Aeyza fires his adhesive grappling to the top of one of the tallest walls in Toyland and zips up to it quickly, sticking to its surface by his grip like a frog with webbed feet. With his right hand he takes out his railcannon, searching for the most dangerous person around him to fire upon. So far, no one meets that criteria; he hears of a battle going on a good distance away in an aisle he can not see, though none of the combat is directed towards him. In a nearby castle, a group of soldiers in white armor run about but are not targeting him, so they must either be unaware of his presence or apathetic of him. At this time, if he wants to get into a battle he may have to initiate it...

With no opposition, the Huntress continues walking down the fully functioning but eerily deserted mall, then again it was hard to call this place eerie when you compared it to the world she had originated from. She passes a multitude of stores, craft and antique stores, book stores, even a grocery store and a gym. She makes it to the intersection of the 'Y' shape of the mall, which culminates in a large sign and entryway greeting her to 'Adventureland', and she can already see inside which holds the carousels, roller coasters, water slides, skating rink, rock climbing wall and arcade. All of the rides and attractions are active despite no one attending nor actually riding them. Of course, if these nostalgic amusements didn't interest her, there were two parallel pathways on the edges of Adventureland that simply went further into the mall.

Rez laughs with glee as the crimson essence drips from McKatana's arm, before coughing up a good deal of his own blood. "AH! So you do bleed! Wonderful! NOW FACE MY BLOOD RITE!" He charges, or more accurately stumbles at McKatana, holding his Bloodletter dagger up like he was a deranged serial killer. [2+2-1-1 vs. 10+1] The Samurai doesn't even shift a muscle as Rez just stumbles his way into the side of a shed and drops his dagger, spilling his blood onto the side of the toolshed and depreciating its value for any future buyers. McKatana holds his trusted blade firmly, "YOU DISHONORABRU FOOL! SHAMEFUR DISPRAY! I WILL CUT YOU DOWN JUST LIKE I DID HITLER!" [7+2+2-1 vs. 10-1+2] As Rez turns around to face McKatana, the Samurai slashes his neck, but Rez is saved as it is not a full on decapitation, the blade only nicks the side of his neck doing little more damage than a shaving cut. As McKatana curses himself for failing to land a killing blow, Rez throws half of the contents of his Magical Blood Flask on the ground, adding to the total amount of blood on the ground already produced by McKatana, dead Mecha-Hitler and himself. All of the blood is quickly pulled into the air, forming a sphere of the liquid. "BLOOD RITE FINISHER!" [2 vs. 3+1] The blood ball flies at McKatana who dives underneath it, and it goes crashing into a toilet, creating an explosion of blood and porcelain. McKatana ends his dive right at Rez's feet, [8+2+2 vs. 4+2-1] and quickly gets on his knees to deliver an agile diagonal Katana slash that starts at Rez's left kidney and goes up through his right shoulder. This single cut splits Rez into two parts which collapse on top of each other, and he lets out one breath that is disturbingly not of fear or pain or even calm, but joy.
McKatana has cut down Rez! [+1 Kill]
+Ability: Weight Manipulation (Active): McKatana can manipulate the weight properties of any object he can touch. The more dramatic the weight change, the harder this ability is to use.

Kyoko takes a moment to eat some Pocky.

The Road Warrior fires a flare into the sky to signify another Brother committed to the cause and the victorious screams and engine-roaring of the Brothers-From-Beyond answer him back, whether they be coming from the Great Roadway in the Sky or simply the nearby freeway. "Brothers! Ride with me eternal, shining and chrome!" The three of them ride straight into Toyworld, smashing open the entry door nearly taking it off its hinges as they enter the partially-destroyed part of the mall where the sprinklers shower them from above. [Driving: 5+1] The floors, slick with sprinkler fluid, make it difficult to find traction but The Road Warrior and his accompaniment face no major problems until they see a skeleton flinging a girl into the ceiling. Not usually one to play the knight in shining armor, The Road Warrior yells "VALHALLAAAAAA!" sending his screaming brothers and him into a frenzy as they turn the corner with their guns out, just in time to see Kyoko leap from the ceiling to punch Sans into dust. The three of them stop, silent except for the sputtering of their engines. The Brother at Arms comments, "That lass is pretty good."

Johnny launches into soliloquy while scanning the area for Kars' hiding spot, "You're pretty pathetic, Pillarman. Thinking you could hide from my Stand. As for your question! My technique is called Sleepy Haze Ripple. It gives the appearence of everything slowing down around me, but in truth! My own movements have been sped up! I'm not slowing down your light, but avoiding it all together!" [10 vs. 7] Johnny sees a glimmer of movements coming from one of the coat displays and sends Dog Days to attack it from behind. [6+2 vs. 7+2] Kars leaps out from the coat pile as Dog Days begins to strike with lightning fast punches, while the Pillarman responds with lightning fast dodging. [2+2 vs. 2+2] He swings a quick light blade at Dog Days but the poochy stand backflips out of the way and onto the head of a mannequin. While Kars is focused on Days, Johnny charges him and throws his fists like bullets from a machine gun, "TORIYA TORIYA TORIYA!!!" [5+2+2 vs. 7+2] Kars is able to block some of the punches, but the Sleepy Haze Ripple slows him down to a point where he can not block a straight jab to the chin which sends him flying back into the same pile of coats he was hiding in, knocking them all over.

While Kyoko is eating Pocky above a pile of Sans while the Brothers show her silent admiration, the AL-2048 is busy giving the Stormtroopers directives to line up on the battlements at the top of the giant plastic castle. Their leader gives them a hand sign and the squadron resumes firing upon the magical girl. [3 vs. 4+1] Kyoko nearly drops her Pocky but catches it as a flurry of laser blasts hits the area around her, and near where the bikers are idling as well. Kyoko leaps on top of the aisle and begins jumping from aisle-top to aisle-top running towards the castle under the light show created by the blasters. [10+1 vs 9] When she nears the castle, there is simply too much firepower for her to continue on and she takes shelter in a RV aisle. She grabs one of the remote controlled vehicles and scales the aisle, running for the castle once again while under fire. She throws the toy car at the castle with such force that it hits the wounded Stormtroopers helmet with enough force to crack it and sends him unconscious and tumbling over the battlements to the ground below, a fatal ten foot drop. With their numbers reduced to a third and Kyoko getting closer and closer, the Stormtroopers resort to using their Thermal Charges like hand grenades. [6 vs. 8+1] Kyoko fearlessly charges the castle even with now large explosions decimating the area around her and leaps from the last aisle nearest to the castle battlements, a twenty foot jump, and she lands it effortlessly. [7+1 vs. 2] AL-2048 helplessly watches from the Throne Room of the castle as the rest of his men are battered and tossed aside like ragdolls in the presence of an angry toddler, her moves superior to trained blaster fire, her punches and kicks rendering Stromtrooper armor as effective as Styrofoam. Could she be a new breed of Jedi, one that doesn't wield a lightsaber yet is just as dangerous? When the last Stormtrooper is punted off the battlements, Kyoko turns her head and stares down at the Stromtrooper commander through a plastic window.

McKatana wonders if he could wield 9 Katanas at the same time.

Dundee, without saying a word this time, just motions to the camera to follow him as he sneaks up behind Johnny Jokotaru and his stand. [7 vs. 4+3+2] Dundee wraps his arm around the back of Johnny's neck but the Joestar simply seems to phase, or melt, out of his grip. [9+2+2 vs. 7] Johnny's feelings towards Dundee turn from amusement to irritation, leading him to immediately start punching the shit of out of the show host. "TORIYA TORIYA TORIYA!!!" Cthulu Dundee is caught off guard as dozens of punches rock his body, all of it caught on tape, and it doesn't stop there. [5+2+2 vs. 6] After many more punches are landed, a strong hook sends Dundee into the air, "DEATH! SPIRAL! UPPERCUT!!!" [4+2+2 vs. 1] As Dundee falls back towards the ground, he never makes it as Johnny leaps up and hits him in the jaw with a uppercut so powerful it pierces the sound barrier. The impact sends Dundee upwards through the roof and sailing through the sky, disappearing with a single shine in the daytime sky.
The Camera Crew stops recording their footage and decides they have enough to air the next episode.
Johnny got pissed at Cthulu Dundee! [+1 Kill]
+Ability: Attack Movement Manipulation (Active): If a Ranged Attack targets Johnny during this turn, it is redirected towards a hostile target in the area, including the user of the Ranger Attack. 2 Turn Cooldown.

The Evul Mage attempts to rouse himself from a state of unconsciousness. [Constitution: 8] He does so successfully, and flies towards the Castle on his Deadly Invisible Solar-Powered Broomstick. As he near her, he shoots out Dark Explosions at the battlements, while screaming nonsense about lasers. [7 vs. 6+1] [10 vs. 4+1] The Magic Staff of Darkness sends two orbs of Dark Evil Explosioness at the Battlements, which then explode on contact, the first explosion merely destroys the part of the front gate and wall, but the second takes out a chunk of battlemenet and Kyoko goes flying, slamming into one of the towers in the corner of the castle and sliding part of the way down its sloped surface; Kyoko's right leg takes the brunt of the damage, now bearing some nasty looking burn marks. The Evul Mage laughs evilly as his staff sends out two more orbs at Kyoko's position as she lay on the top of the tower, [8 vs. 10-2+1] [4 vs. 7+2] but she immediately springs back into action as she leaps off the tower right before a dark orb obliterates it, and the second orb flies into the side of the castle, damaging its wall. Kyoko attempts to ignore the pain, [Willpower: 1+3] but her right leg is searing. She leaps at the mage [7+1-2 vs. 1] and despite the damage he's done to her, she lands a flying uppercut right under his chin and the mage falls into a boucy house, his jaw almost totally coming off of his face.

Coldsteel stares down the Viking at Stamford Bridge, grinning arrogantly despite the fact that the Norse badass had already scored a hit on him, after all, he liked hurtin' people, even if those people were himself. "heh... a viking... your not gonna be the king of ANYTHING when im threw with u..." A black glowing spear made of vaguely defined magical chaos energy manifests in Coldsteel's hand and he throws it at the Viking like a Javelin, [9+3 vs. 8-2] which sails into the Viking's right shoulder and impales deeply into the bone and muscle, blood splattering behind the warrior while the spear disappears but the wound remains. Coldsteel likes hurtin' vikings, and so he follows up his chaos attack by running up and jabbing at the Viking with a punch way cooler and stronger than Knuckles could ever do, [5+3 vs. 3-2] and with a single punch shatters the Viking's entire ribcage. The Viking drops his Axe and gaps for air, backing away and going down to his knees, even a historical legend who had fought off dozens of Englishmen singlehandedly could not stop the wrath of a shitty Sonic OC. [Willpower: 9] Despite being hurt in ways that would have sent a normal human into unconscious shock or even death, the Viking refused to let the hedgehog do him in so easily. He rises back to his feet and roars mightly like a wounded creature that would rather die on its feet than cowering.

Kars gets up from the coat pile staggered, trying to reflect upon Johnny's last moves that somehow breached his defenses, and watches him pummel the literal life out of Cthulu Dundee with an admittedly impressive series of punches. "What is this? Some sort of Ripple technique? It is 「Useless」. 「Useless, Useless, Useless」!!! you cannot slow down the fastest thing in the universe: Light!" Just as Johnny uppercutted Dundee into kingdom come, Kars launched at the Stand user from behind wielding both of his Light Blades, "Ultimate Light Blade Surprise Attack !!!"    [5+2 vs. 7+2+2] Johnny's ripple slows down time enough that he can sense the attack coming and jumps out of the way as Kars inadvertently cuts a member of Cthulu Dundee's camera team into pieces. [2+2+2 vs. 6+2] Johnny rushes Kars with a punch but the Pillarman kicks him away, out of punching range.
Kars' ribs completely heal.

The Huntress is altered to sudden movement as the Peacekeeper enters her vicinity. While the Huntress gets into a fighting stance, ready to use sword or blade, the Peacekeeper lowers their rifle. "Relax, I'm not going to hurt you."
Skullduggery Pleasant returns with a new and improved gun, pulling his Bentley up to the entrance of Ditches & Hoes.

In Toyworld, a statue of Segata Sanshiro comes to life in the Sega Saturn Aisle. (The mall is so comprehensive that yes, it still sells Sega Saturns.)

[TCM]

Spoiler: Katana 'Spammer' McKatana (BlitzDungeoneer) (click to show/hide)

Name: Katana 'Spammer' McKatana
Gender: Who knows?
Age: 'tis a mystery.
Appearance: A tall... someone. It's really hard to tell with the round, blue, shiny mask that covers the entirety of their face, and what little might have clued somebody in on their actual identity is covered by a hood. Everything else is covered by a very baggy white robe, with some brown boots to top it all off. On their feet, obviously. Oh, and gloves. Can't forget the black gloves.
Backstory: Who knows? The origins of Katana McKatana are a mystery to everyone, even themselves. He just knows he hates the human worms that feast on glorious Nippon's carcass.

Abilities
1. Spammy Fucker(Passive): 50% chance of an extra attack being made on each turn against an enemy. Only applies if Katana McKatana has attacked this turn.
2. 150% Counter!(Passive): If Katana counter-attacks, increase the result of the dice roll by 2.
3. Slashy Slashy(Active): Katana slashes at their opponent with their glorious Nippon steel katana.
4. The Art of a Single Strike(Active): Katana sheathes their blade, charging up their ki chakras before speeding up to ridiculous speeds to strike their opponent with glorious Nippon steel. Cannot be defended against, always hits at the strength of a 3 vs. 1 hit. 2-turn cooldown.
5. Dancing McKatana(Passive): Katana McKatana utilises the glorious Nippon technique of old: getting the fuck out of the way while trying to look vaguely graceful. Increases defensive rolls by 2.
6. Electricity Manipulation (Passive): +2 Manipulating Electricity; Can Manipulate Electricity out of the air or from a nearby source for extra power. Can also drain electrical devices to heal.
7. Weight Manipulation (Active): McKatana can manipulate the weight properties of any object he can touch. The more dramatic the weight change, the harder this ability is to use.

Equipment
1. Nippon Steel Katana: A glorious blade, folded 2 gorillion times in the depths of Mt. Nipponkatana by the best of the best katana smiths. It slices through most materials like they aren't even there, for none can stand against the full might of 2 gorillion folds. +2 to attack rolls(The Art of a Single Strike does not get a bonus from this).
2. Katana-Infused Robes: While they do not look it, these white robes have been infused with the very essence of Nippon steel itself, granting them great durability. +1 to defensive rolls.
3. Mask of the Nameless Swordsman: An incredibly shine blue mask. Looking at it, it almost seems to stare into your soul, somehow. +2 to mental resistance rolls.
Status: Right Forearm Slashed [Bleeding, -1 to this limb]
Kills: 2
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Nippon Steel Katana, Katana-Infused Roes [Damaged: Reduced to +1 Defense], Mask of the Nameless Swordsman

Spoiler: Kars, the Pillarman (Sl4cker) (click to show/hide)

[spoiler=avalon.mp3]Name: Kars, the Pillarman
Gender: More male than you will ever be
Age: >100,000 years
Appearance:
Normal Form
Ultimate Life Form
Backstory: Kars is a Pillarman, ancient beings of incredible power, living at the top of the food chain and eating ordinary humans like that piece of bacon you've had for breakfast (Note: Human bacon is quite a delicacy in Pillarman culture, Kars is rather fond of it himself). However, despite their extraordinary strength, intelligence and posing, the had one weakness: sunlight. A Pillar Man that spends more than five to ten seconds in sunlight burns up and dies. This, understandably, trimmed their population somewhat.

Kars, seeking to get rid of this weakness, created a powerful artifact; the Stone Mask, an artifact that, through acupuncture, could turn ordinary humans into powerful vampires, which 1) Actually GAVE them a weakness to sunlight and 2) Made them even more delicious when turned into bacon. Unfortunately, Kars forgot that Pillarman skulls are too hardcore to be punctured by rock, and all it did was allow him to do even weirder shit with his body than before, and also gave him this uncanny craving for bacon.

Despite result number 2, most of the Pillarmen started to want to execute him for being a potential mad scientist archetype. So, he and his best bud Esidisi grabbed two Pillarman children (Wham and Santana, they named them later and yes these are all music references) and fucking killed the rest of the race.

Kars realized that to make the Stone Mask viable, he needed a Perfect Red Stone of Aja, which were rare as shit. So he went into some random fucking hole in the ground somewhere in Italy with his mates (excluding Santana because he's bad at what he does) and slept for a while. A long, long while.

Abilities:
1. Pillarman (Passive): Kars is an Aztec God of Fitness. Well, not really, but you get the point. This gives him super intelligence, super senses, the ability to eat people just by touching them, and to make his body do really weird shit. In exchange, he can only survive in sunlight briefly before having to turn himself into stone, and is similarly weak to Ripple energy and other sun-based powers. He can resist Ripple a little bit, though.
2. Evolutionary Absorption: Kars secretes a digestive fluid, and absorbs any organic matter that comes in contact with it. Absorbs organic material and heals damage proportional to the gap in roll numbers if successful.
3. Light Mode: Bright Blade: We never said Kars "Creator of the Stone Mask" was very good at names. Uses his light blades to deflect light at the enemy intense enough to blind them.
4. Light Mode: Shining Sabers: Seriously? He just took the previous attack name and exchanged the words with their synonyms? Cuts the air so quickly it creates several white slashes which cut an opponent from afar.
5. Evolutionary Regeneration (Passive): Kars, being a Pillarman, regenerates quite a bit of damage every turn. This ability is negated when in contact with sunlight or other sun-based powers.
6. Sentient Weapon (Passive): Light Blades become sentient.

Equipment:
1. The Stone Mask and the Red Stone of Aja: Kars carries the Stone Mask into battle. The Red Stone is hidden somewhere in the area, maybe. When Kars has both the Stone Mask and the Red Stone, he may turn into the ultimate lifeform, assuming there's some sort of light around to activate the Red Stone. As the ultimate lifeform, Kars is immune to sunlight, does not age, can regenerate so fast he might as well be immortal, turn his body parts into any animal or any animal part ever, able to use a type of Ripple so powerful it melts humans, and SEX: USELESS. Regular humans with the Stone Mask can use them to also gain a weakness to sunlight, and in return also be able to do weird shit, like shoot lasers made out of eye liquid. Ew.
2. Light Blades: Kars' use of the regular Stone Mask allowed him to use Light Mode, sprouting incredibly sharp blades from any part of his body. That seem to shine. Oh, and did I mention that each light blade also has an massive number of tiny blades moving around its edge like a chainsaw? Yes, Kars can create a light chainsaw from any part of his body at will. What can you do, mate?
3. Kars' Hood: It's just a hood. It doesn't do anything other than cover up his fabulous locks. This is important, because the only ones allowed to see the full majesty of his hair are people that Kars respects, i.e. absolutely nobody. Other than his Pillarman bros.

Kars' theme when he awakens
Kars' theme while kicking ass
Ultimate Kars' theme
Status: Jaw Bruised
Kills: 1
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: The Stone Mask, Red Stone of Aja [Hidden in Arena], Kars' Hood

Spoiler: Kyoko Sakura (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

Name: Kyoko Sakura.
Gender: Female.
Age: 15.
Appearance: "Hey, why are ya staring at me?"
Backstory: "I ain't telling you, after all i only just met ya." (Not stating here cuz spoilers)
Abilities:
1. Puella Magi (Passive): Kyoko is a Puella Magi, she feels less physical pain and is able to survive any attack so long as her soul gem stays intact, though she can still be incapacitated.
2. Veteran Magical Girl (Passive): Exactly what it says on the tin, she is better at dodging and attacking since she has done this thing for a while.
3.Rosso Phantasma: Kyoko can make copy's of herself as well as make other illusions, though she cant really use it as much anymore ever since a certain thing happened in her past.
4.Scorpion Spear: A gigantic version of her spear that she can summon, its only used as a last resort and the power needed for its use is life threatening.
5. Don't waist food (Passive): Kyoko loves food, really she does. If someone does something to destroy food she will get a bit angry with them... okay that's a massive understatement. She also is almost always eating something.
6. Cutting Field Projection (Active): Kyoko can launch an invisible Field of Extreme Sharpness approximately 5x5 meters in size in any direction. 2 Turn Cooldown.

Equipment:
1. Modular Spear: A  modular spear. While steel hard, it is extremely flexible, and can extend or bend easily. The handle can be broken down into numerous pieces, connected by a chain, allowing the user to attack or defend over a wide area. The chain runs along the handle, ending in a heavy ball at the blunt side. The ball's weight is used to easily wrap the chain around foes, restricting them.
2. Soul gem: The one thing all puella magi have, it allows her to go into her magi form as and contains her soul, she would technically still be alive if only her soul gem was left of her.
3. Box of pocky: Exactly what it says on the tin, its just a box of chocolate pocky.
Status: Right Leg Burned [-2 to this limb]
Kills: 1
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Modular Spear [Dropped], Soul Gem, Box of Pocky

Spoiler: E.D.M.E.D.D. (TheBiggerFish) (click to show/hide)

Name: EVUL DARK MAGE OF EVILOUS DARKITY DOOM
Gender: M.
Age: Ehh, who cares?
Appearance: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL.
Backstory: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL

Abilities:
1. (Active) DARK EXPLOSION! : Explodes darkness!  It explodes!  Slams into things!  Makes spiky stuff!
2. (Active/Passive) DARK CLOAKING FIELD! : Makes shadows into a shield and cloak when attacked!  Can be used to make solid shadows anywhere!
3. (Active) MORE DARKENING! : Creates darkness!
4. (Active) SHADOW PORTAL! : Opens a portal in a shadow!
5. (Active) MAGIIIIIIC! : Imitate a magic effect!

Equipment:
1. MAGIC STAFF OF DARKNESS! : When casting DARK EXPLOSION!, cast two.
2. GATLING GUN OF MAGIC MISSILE! : Exactly what it says on the tin.  Spams homing magic missiles.
3. WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE! : Doesn't really look that much like a wand...  Summons a MASHY SPIKE PLATE! to mash things!
Status: Right Arm Burnt [Superficial Damage], Skull Bruised, Jaw Broken [-2 to all Rolls this turn]
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: MAGIC STAFF OF DARKNESS!, GATLING GUN OF MAGIC MISSILE!, WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

Spoiler: Crusty Pete (Ardent Debater) (click to show/hide)

Name: Crusty Pete
Gender: Male. Definitely Male.
Age:
Appearance: Crusty Pete is a very large, muscular being that if not a Human, at least heavily resembles one. A very thick layer of accumulated Filth has built up over the Eons Years, and acts as a sort of second skin. Crusty Pete reeks of Tobasco Sauce, Cheap Booze, and what smells like some kind of Chili Powder. He is extremely hairy, to the extant that his bodily appearance is unknowable, his hair is brown with many gray streaks, food stains, and miscellaneous garbage tangled up in it. He wears a pair of well-worn Gray Overalls that might've been Blue once upon a time, a filthy undershirt, a pair of heavily scuffed Leather Boots, and lastly, a pair of seemingly ordinary, yet unusual Sunglasses. His Hands, the only visible part of his body, are extremely calloused, filthy, and scarred. He Laughs at everything in a Psycotic Manner and seems to have no Fear of Death, but he does have a Crippling Phobia of Spaghetti, for reasons known only to him.
Backstory: "De day dat I tell the likes a' You my backstory 'll be da day I die!"

Abilities:
1. Smells Horrible, (PASSIVE) When in Melee Combat with a Living Opponent with a Functioning sense of Smell, that Opponent must roll a 5 or Higher to Attack each Turn, if that Opponent rolls a 4 or Lower, they are Stunned and unable to Attack for the Turn. However, Crusty Pete gains a -4 Penalty to All stealth rolls.
2. Sentient Hair, (ACTIVE) When in Melee Combat, Crusty Pete can unleash his Mystical Living Beard to Attack 1 Opponent for 2 Turns. The Beard gets it's own Piercing Attack, and can roll to Attack the Opponent. It doesn't provide any bonuses or penalties to Crusty Pete's Attacks while functioning, however Crusty Pete and his Mystical Living Beard can Attack in the same Turn. The Sentient Hair Ability has a 4 Turn Cooldown.
3. Built Like An Ape, (PASSIVE) Crusty Pete gains a +3 Bonus to All Strength Based rolls.
4. That Reeks! (ACTIVE) Crusty Pete gain gather all of his Stench and Fling it at an Opponent in a Fog. The Stench Fog has an Area of Effect Radius of 20 Feet, and all Living Opponents caught in it must roll to avoid instant heart failure. If they roll a 2 or Lower, they are Killed Instantly, but if they roll a 3 or Higher, they are only Blinded and Stunned until they can leave The Stench Fog. The Stench Fog has Acidic Properties and will damage Metal Equipment. Crusty Pete is Immune to The Stench Fog's Effects, But while The Stench Fog Ability is Functioning, Crusty Pete temporarily loses his Smells Horrible, (PASSIVE) Ability. The Stench Fog exists for 4 Turns, and has a Cooldown of 2 Turns.
5.  Large Size, (PASSIVE) Crusty Pete is Larger than Normal, giving him a -2 to all Dodging rolls, but a +2 to all Strength rolls, and sightly reduces the damage of successful hits.

Equipment:
1. Ma' Whoppin' Stick- A very large, makeshift wooden club. Despite it's crude nature, it could probably do a lot of damage to someone's body, and, judging by the Cracks in it's surface, it probably has.
2. A Can Of Beard Oil(6 Charges Left)- A Can Of Beard Oil, when used, it Strengthen's the User's Beard, giving it a +4 to all Beard Attacks for 2 Turns, however, too much of it will cause The User's Beard to Fall Off, and become it's own Combatant.
3. Strange Sunglasses- These malevolent shades give the User a +2 to resist Fear and Mental Attacks, but they may attempt to possess the Wearer after doing so, in an attempt to Join the Carnage and Get it's Grasping Appendages on the Prize.
Status: Left Elbow Injured [-1 to Actions using Left Arm], Jaw Shattered/Ribcage Shattered, [-3 to all Rolls next turn, Must Roll for Constitution to stay Conscious], Punctured Organs [Internal Bleeding]
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Ma' Whoppin' Stick, Can of Beard Oil (6 Charges Left), Strange Sunglasses

Spoiler: AL-2048 (Kashyyk) (click to show/hide)

Name: AL-2048
Gender: Unknown. The armour obscures all.
Age: 20? You can't exactly tell.
Appearance:  Nothing can be seen under the armour.
Backstory: Trained from a young age at an Imperial Academy, AL-2048 knows only loyalty to the emperor.

Abilities:
1. Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy (Passive) - The E-11 Blaster Rifle is difficult to use without specialised training
2. Squad Combat (Passive) - Stormtroopers do not act alone. They deploy in squads
3. Unyielding Resolve (Passive) - Their training combined with their loyalty to the emperor makes them highly resistant to fear and mind-affecting effects
4. Suppressing Fire (Passive) - The sheer volume of fire unleashed when attacking will cause anyone with a sense of self preservation to seek cover, even when if they don't get hit
5. Imperial Assets (Passive) - Instead of acquiring special abilities when getting kills the squad will instead be reinforced and additional equipment (such as weapons and vehicles) may be provided

Equipment:
1. Stormtrooper Armour - A hardened plastoid composite, it is almost impervious to solid projectiles and shrapnel, but almost completely ineffective against energy weapons. High Calibre AP rounds can also pierce the armour. It does however limit mobility and vision, making it difficult to aim.
2. E-11 Blaster Rifle - A rapid fire, accurate energy weapon, capable of releasing an unending stream of blasts, assuming the user can manage the heat generated. Exceptionally difficult to use without training.
3. Thermal Detonators - A high explosive the size of an apple, it has a variable fuse and is surprisingly powerful for its size.
Status: Normal [1/15 Stormtroopers]
Kills: 0
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Stormtrooper Armour, E-11 Blaster Rifle, Thermal Detonators

Spoiler: Johnny Jokotaru (Sanure) (click to show/hide)

Character Sheet:
Name: Johnny Jokotaru
Gender: M.
Age: 27
Appearance: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jQSFWPkJnkU/TQJ9hxNwS7I/AAAAAAAAD54/hu8wxZFmSh0/s1600/952310_20091023_screen010.png
Stand: Dog Days http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JFop7w2WODo/VHsYJw_M0xI/AAAAAAAAEyg/8xyYqTRyYkA/s1600/catgirl2.png
Backstory: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey now. Don't go getting any funny thoughts about looking me up. You wont find a thing."

Abilities:
1. Toriya, Toriya, Toriya!!! [Passive] - Upon a successful attack roll of 8-10 before bonuses, Johnny strikes the enemy again, repeating this ability until a failure. If the strike would kill the enemy, It's negated and Johnny uses Death Spiral Uppercut!.
2. Death Spiral Uppercut! [Active] - Strikes an enemy square in the jaw, killing them and sending them spiraling into the air. Does nothing if the enemy is not about to die.
3. Yoriya, Yoriya, Yoriya!!!  [Pasive] - Johnny's stand follows up all of Johnny's attacks, adding in her own equally strong strike. Only active while Dog Days is out.
4. Stand: Dog Days [Active] - Johnny activates his stand, causing the area around him to seem to become humid and sleepy. Enemies gain -2 to attack and defense rolls while Dog Days is active.
5. Sleepy Haze [Active] - Johnny yawns, causing time around him to slow down. Johnny gains +2 to Attack and Defense rolls for 2 Turns. 4 Turn cooldown.
6. Attack Movement Manipulation[Active]: If a Ranged Attack targets Johnny during this turn, it is redirected towards a hostile target in the area, including the user of the Ranger Attack. 2 Turn Cooldown.

Equipment:
1. Bands of Asura- Golden bands worn on the wrists and ankles. Adds +2 to Unarmed attack rolls.
2. Reminder of the Dog Days - A crown of gold worn by the toughest member of the Jokotaru tribes. Only those that can work on the hottest of the dog days is allowed to wear it. Adds +3 to Defense rolls.
3. Gift of the Dog Days - A jeweled amulet Johnny made for his stand. She can't wear it, so he wears it for her. Adds +2 to Dog Day's rolls.
Status: Right Thumb Severed [Bleeding]
Kills: 1
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: Bands of Asura, Reminder of the Dog Days, Gift of the Dog Days

Spoiler: The Road Warrior (IamanElfCollaborator) (click to show/hide)

Name: The Road Warrior. He needs no other name.
Gender: More male than even alpha males.
Age: He rides eternal. His age is the same.
Appearance: Hard to tell what their body looks like, as their whole body is suited up, with a black longcoat, leather gloves, black tattered body armor and biker pants, heavy black motorcycle boots with spurs on the heels. Their face is covered by a brownish scarf, a pair of aviator goggles and a dusty hat.
Backstory: There are legends of those who walk among the living and the dead. Legends of those who ride through dust, wood and salt. Legends of those who ride through towns at night and leave nothing but corpses upon first morning light. Legends of those who ride upon the highway eternal, shiny and chrome, trailed by those who were awaited, his eternal brothers in arms. Legends upon tales upon myths speak of these figures, but the one name is attached to this mysterious figure.

The Road Warrior.

Abilities
1. Witness Me (Passive): If the next attack would kill the Road Warrior and he has no Brothers in Arms to take the attack for him, the Road Warrior and his would-be killer must make three rolls afterwards. If two of the killer's rolls are higher than the Road Warrior's, the Road Warrior dies as normal. If two of the Road Warrior's rolls are higher, the Road Warrior kills his would-be killer instead of dying and turns them into a Brother in Arms. If the result is otherwise (all equal), neither the Road Warrior nor his killer kills him and the fight resumes as normal. This only triggers once per turn, against one opponent (group enemies count as one opponent). Only triggers if he has no Brothers left to take an attack and if this is the first time in that turn this has triggered.
2. Out Of Control (Passive): The Road Warrior gets a +2 bonus to dodging and driving and +1 to fighting other vehicles.
3. You Are Awaited (Passive): The Road Warrior gets an increasing bonus to attack rolls the more wounded their opponent is.
4. What A Lovely Day (Passive): The Road Warrior negates all passive buffs upon the opponent and debuffs upon himself upon engaging an opponent. This has no effect on buffs activated after initiating battle.
5. Ride Eternal, Shiny and Chrome (Passive): Instead of getting a new Ability randomly, the Road Warrior, upon making kills, turns his killed victim into a Brother in Arms, getting access to one of their Abilities of his choice. This Brother in Arms rides with the Warrior, and each Brother makes an attack of their own at -2 penalty (with +1 to driving and dodging due to being bikers), with their own HP. A Brother can be targeted by an attack, and the Warrior and his Brothers can be hit by AOE attacks.  If the Road Warrior is hit by a lethal attack, a Brother in Arms can be expended, dying in the Warrior's place at the cost of the bonus and the ability granted. If the Road Warrior goes up against a grouped opponent (i.e. a platoon), the Road Warrior can take Brothers with each hit that he damages the platoon; they grant him neither damage nor abilities (unless he has killed the last member of the group) but they can take attacks for him. He automatically starts with one Brother in Arms that grants him no abilities whatsoever.

Equipment
1. The Pursuer: An old motorcycle, scratched up and shot but nonetheless running far better than a bike of its age and condition has any right to. While on it, the Road Warrior always outruns opponents who are on foot and has a +2 to outrunning opponents in vehicles.
2. Brother Koch: A machine gun, stained with the blood of many of his victims. +2 to attack rolls.
3. Infernal Engine: His bike is equipped with a lot of weird upgrades. +2 to physical dodging.
4. Pleasant Brother: Banter - With a two turn cool down, Pleasant Brother may cause his opponents to become furious, increasing their attack roll by one while decreasing their defense rolls by two.

The Road Warrior's Theme
Status: Normal
Kills: 1
Location: Parking Lot outside of Toyland
Inventory: The Pursuer, Brother Koch, Infernal Engine, Brother-At-Arms, Brother Pleasant