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Let's Play Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal: The Sixth Gathers
« on: June 11, 2016, 05:37:29 pm »

Elf Monsters: Vietnamese Crystal Edition

Elf Monsters: Vietnamese Crystal Edition is a game published by Vietnamese pirates in the 2000s. It's a Vietnamese bootleg version of the Chinese bootleg of the Japanese Pokémon Crystal Edition. It was translated from Japanese to Chinese to (possibly) Vietnamese to English and the translation is a) hilariously bad and b) the main draw over the original, comprehensible Crystal.

Several characters are accidentally rewritten. The main character's mom talks like a drunk person and makes references to things left in Chinese. The rival is a lunatic who makes ridiculous speeches that sound like things Garland in Final Fantasy I would say and randomly declares his love for the player. Professors Oak and Elm say goodbye by "requesting" the main character. Roadside trainers tend to either proposition the player character or offer vague philosophical advice, then make Lovecraftian screams upon defeat.

Items and moves are all totally mistranslated. 11 different items are called "POLE" and only one of them is a pole. The Super Rod is called the "BAD ROD" and one of the TMs claims to use a remote-controlled airplane to attack the enemy. The earthquake-summoning move Magnitude becomes "ANGER".

It's a trainwreck.


Spoiler: Trainer Classes (click to show/hide)
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Re: Let's Play Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal: The First Gathers
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2016, 06:54:35 am »

Lets Plays of this made me play pokemon again 14 years after I kicked the addiction.
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Re: Let's Play Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal: The First Gathers
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2016, 10:38:21 am »

So, do we have any name suggestions for ??? ?
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Re: Let's Play Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal: The First Gathers
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2016, 10:53:06 am »

How about ELF, just for the extra confusion it would cause?
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Re: Let's Play Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal: The First Gathers
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2016, 11:15:56 am »

this is byoutiful,grommet and swood
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Re: Let's Play Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal: The First Gathers
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2016, 11:17:18 am »

This is ridiculously funny even though I don't understand half of it   :D :'(
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Re: Let's Play Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal: The First Gathers
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2016, 11:51:50 am »

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Re: Let's Play Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal: The First Gathers
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2016, 04:21:46 pm »

How about ELF, just for the extra confusion it would cause?
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Just wondering, could you put the images in a spoiler? It's a lot to scroll through to reach the bottom.
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Re: Let's Play Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal: The First Gathers
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2016, 05:40:46 pm »

Is MONSTER too many letters? If so, just cut vowels until it fits.

Anyway, it seems you are well on your path to find Santa Claus, the Elf Grandfather. And peddle drugs on the way.
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Re: Let's Play Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal: The First Gathers
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2016, 05:53:57 pm »

Since these are Elves, why not Tawarochir?  :P
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Re: Let's Play Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal: The Second Gathers
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2016, 06:24:36 pm »

How about ELF, just for the extra confusion it would cause?
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Just wondering, could you put the images in a spoiler? It's a lot to scroll through to reach the bottom.
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Re: Let's Play Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal: The Second Gathers
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2016, 06:47:20 pm »

Stalin shall be it's name. Walls, and ensuring that no one can escape the great communist society is his game!
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Re: Let's Play Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal: The Second Gathers
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2016, 07:00:42 pm »

In remembrance of its homeland, Caocun.
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Re: Let's Play Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal: The Second Gathers
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2016, 08:25:34 pm »

Stalin shall be it's name. Walls, and ensuring that no one can escape the great communist society is his game!
Name all pokemons ELFs you intend to use after Soviet leaders.
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Re: Let's Play Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal: The Second Gathers
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2016, 08:59:26 pm »

Stalin shall be it's name. Walls, and ensuring that no one can escape the great communist society is his game!
Name all pokemons ELFs you intend to use after Soviet leaders.
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