Alright, lets do this. Next turn incoming. ...not quite in chronological order.
PTW
Beg pardon?Dropkick instrument. Congratulate self.
[5]
You masterfully wrench the instrument out of your neighbor's hands and dropkick it clear across the landscape. You congratulate yourself heartily -- that kick must have broken some records!Do the Russian Squat Dance
[3]
You attempt to do the Russian squat dance which you're pretty sure is called hopuk dancing, but you somehow end up doing a one-man conga instead. It's still a fitting victory dance.(AS NEIGHBOR)Jimmy attempted to drop kick my instrument. Remove his skin and don my newly made Jimmysuit.
[1]
Jimmy's neighbor takes offence! Their tension increases! Suddenly, entirely out of left field, your neighbor runs up and tickles you aggressively. What's the point of his actions?Fill up on life, magic, and manna.
[5]
Better prepare for the epic quest ahead! Chanting an ancient adventurer's mantra, your life, magic and manna fill to a whole 100% of all 3!Evacuate the transports
[4]
You order that everyone in the village immediately abandon their vehicles! Several people comply, and when the dust clears there is a lone water buffalo-drawn cart, yours for the taking. You now have a ride.summon a talking frog
[5]
Spending some magic, you summon a rather verbose talking frog! It greets you, calling you a hooligan for dropkicking your neighbor's instrument. What's this frog's deal?summon a talking frog Cat.
[1]
You attempt to summon an assassin for this snobbish jerk! Your spell fizzles.Neighbor: Talk a summon frat.
GLORIOUS LEADER:
DO ALL THIS SHITE:upgrade all civilians to warbots, invade the north.
inspect the trees, improve them.
make self shine with glory.
kill assassins.
summon xantlos.
make sure the bug spray really sprays bugs.
tighten the belt.
titan The Belt.
eat breakfast.
get a better chef.
use old chef to train new chef.
make the minors gas the miners.
aquire raptors.
release raptors into the wild.
do not forget that the capital is a wild place.
taze everything.
Holy shit.
Let's take that list in order.
[6]
Your neighbor suddenly intones a summon frat, an epic-level mantra which is capable of empowering and controlling summoned frog or cat type creatures! The verbose frog suddenly grows into an enraged talkative werefrog! However, instead of seizing control like you expected him to, he strengthens your own bond with the werefrog by an incredible amount! What a swell guy! You're going to have to find a way to show him you care.You are now the GLORIOUS LEADER of the kingdom, and it is time to do some glorious leading!
[3]
Your warbot creation process is so far only working on about s third of the subjects. You manage to annex a few cities off of the northern countries.
[6]
The trees are horribly drab, so you give them a few more apocalypses. The trees are now 50 feet tall and breathe fire, nobody knows how to stop them melting everyone.[6]
You make yourself shine with so much glory that yourself and most if your subjects are now blind.[3]
You mildly maim the members of an assassin ring.
Welp, you've cleared your agenda for now. Maybe you can do more on the next turn!
You are now little Jimmy again.
search for adventury things!
[6]
you hop in your cart and set off adventuring. After about an hour of roaming around the landscape, you StumbleUpon an old abandoned dwarf fortress! You do so by walking over a rather poorly constructed floor of theirs. The floor immediately crumbles, sending you falling down hundreds of Z levels of fortress. You continue falling all the way down through layers and layers of stone, passing caves and caverns and water reactors but no unmined ore or gems, until you eventually pass the magna sea and fall straight down into hell. Fortunately, the floor is made out of Featherwood here, And the landing doesn't hurt a bit. You are now in the ruins of a hell fortress. What an Adventureworthy location! Whip out a gameboy and start playing Pokemon Red.
[1]
You're pretty sure gameboys haven't been invented yet! Or maybe the dwarves have made one. You suppose you'll find out.Status at end of turn:
Life:100%. Magic:80%. Manna:100% Inventory: pants, sword, Buffalo-drawn cart. Companions: obedient werefrog, water buffalo. Location: Hell fortress, bottom of entry tube
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