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Author Topic: Roll to twitch turn 15: What are we gonna do tonight, brain?  (Read 25905 times)

TheBiggerFish

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Re: Roll to twitch: a first-time RTD
« Reply #30 on: June 16, 2016, 10:17:33 am »

What is this madness I must see it all.

>Retrieve arms from chest.
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ATHATH

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Re: Roll to twitch: a first-time RTD
« Reply #31 on: June 16, 2016, 12:32:23 pm »

Summon some eldritch horrors.
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Re: Roll to twitch: a first-time RTD
« Reply #32 on: June 16, 2016, 01:35:54 pm »

Don't NPCs only get up to 4 actions?
Oh right. I didn't think about that when I was doing supreme leader. I'll be sure to fix it with the finished turn.
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Dustan Hache

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Re: Roll to twitch: a first-time RTD
« Reply #33 on: June 16, 2016, 02:22:59 pm »

Magically summon a laptop, and post a random action for you to do on this thread, thus shattering the fourth wall.
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Mihari Novasteele

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Re: Roll to twitch: a first-time RTD
« Reply #34 on: June 16, 2016, 02:33:17 pm »

Attempt to give yourself "gaming" powers, such as those of Han-Jee Han or like the ones in Percy Jackson & The Game (Fanfiction on Fanfiction.net)
Also, attempt to pass gas/cut the cheese/fart
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Re: Roll to twitch: a first-time RTD
« Reply #35 on: June 16, 2016, 03:10:22 pm »

Dance a merry hornpipe on the prone body of the neighbour. Ensure prone-ness first, if necessary.
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Re: Roll to twitch: a first-time RTD
« Reply #36 on: June 16, 2016, 03:55:19 pm »

Become sneaky.  Explore!!!
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Re: Roll to twitch: a first-time RTD
« Reply #37 on: June 16, 2016, 04:42:42 pm »

Summon up the Strength of your Scottish Ancestors, Grab the Nearest Telephone poll, and Throw it At your Neighbor!
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TheBiggerFish

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Re: Roll to twitch: a first-time RTD
« Reply #38 on: June 16, 2016, 06:05:57 pm »

Summon up the Strength of your Scottish Ancestors, Grab the Nearest Telephone poll, and Throw it At your Neighbor!
But don't do anything to the telephone pollsters.
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Re: Roll to twitch: a first-time RTD
« Reply #39 on: June 17, 2016, 01:23:45 am »

Well, the turn got lost to unforseeable errors. I'll update tomorrow. Today's turn wasn't that big compared to yesterday anyway.
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Re: Roll to twitch: a first-time RTD
« Reply #40 on: June 17, 2016, 05:21:36 pm »

King:Continue doing that list.
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Re: Roll to twitch: a first-time RTD
« Reply #42 on: June 18, 2016, 12:51:31 am »

Look for an boss monster to fight
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Re: Roll to twitch: a first-time RTD
« Reply #43 on: June 18, 2016, 01:02:41 am »

Ugh,  vacationing in Hawaii is so exhausting. I'm delaying the turn another day. Sorry!
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Re: Roll to twitch: a first-time RTD
« Reply #44 on: June 18, 2016, 05:17:38 pm »

Scream at a tree until it blows up
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