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Author Topic: How did YOUR last adventurer just die?  (Read 5242 times)

Potato9999

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How did YOUR last adventurer just die?
« on: June 30, 2016, 12:32:40 pm »

I thought I could take on a giant cave spider alone in the caverns.

I got webbed and then spent several in-game hours being shaken around by my head until I finally died. The venom couldn't even get to my character because none of the bites could pierce through my helmet.
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TheNosferatu

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Re: How did YOUR last adventurer just die?
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2016, 12:51:20 pm »

Went to a goblin fortress, thought I had a pretty strong character, faced the goblin-leader demon. Me and my companions get roughed up and knocked unconscious. Demon spend the entire bloody day trying to bash our heads in. At some point, I wake up and the demon is bashing on the companions head. I'm dragging the bloody mess I call my body down the stairs while the demon is occupied.

Died of bloodloss before I got down the stairs.
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Re: How did YOUR last adventurer just die?
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2016, 05:46:48 pm »

I thought I could take on a giant cave spider alone in the caverns.

I got webbed and then spent several in-game hours being shaken around by my head until I finally died. The venom couldn't even get to my character because none of the bites could pierce through my helmet.
Was that 43.04? A bit disappointing if it was. Neck breaking through shaking has apparently been improved.
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Re: How did YOUR last adventurer just die?
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2016, 05:56:22 pm »


This was a camp.
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Re: How did YOUR last adventurer just die?
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2016, 07:41:53 pm »

Ceased to exist after coming into contact with a dragon's fire
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Re: How did YOUR last adventurer just die?
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2016, 07:51:24 pm »

Wambler to the head. Fluffy Wamblers are the true evil here!

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Re: How did YOUR last adventurer just die?
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2016, 08:22:36 pm »

After slaughtering a bandit camp with my monarch butterfly man swordsman with like 5 shields, I decided to massacre a kobold camp...I was easily beaten to death by a kobold wrestler...
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Re: How did YOUR last adventurer just die?
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2016, 06:57:48 am »

Climbed a necromancer tower, grabbed the slab, took the wrong staircase down, ended up in that weird hallway-to-nowhere thing all towers seem to have. Then the zombies came down the staircase too.
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Re: How did YOUR last adventurer just die?
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2016, 07:59:33 am »

First got my rhino ear ripped by the first giant saltwater crocodile recruit ambush, a week later my hand became useless because of a second giant saltwater crocodile recruit ambush, died a day later when a giant saltwater crocodile attacked me.
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Re: How did YOUR last adventurer just die?
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2016, 08:17:43 am »

Go on an adventure, find to buddies, buddies get killed by dingoes, find myself alone in the middle of now-where, get murdered by boogiemen. Happens a lot.

Special mention to all the adventurers that died because I didnt notice a bridge and drowned trying to swim under it. 
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Re: How did YOUR last adventurer just die?
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2016, 12:38:28 pm »

River froze. Right before I was going to get out of it.
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Re: How did YOUR last adventurer just die?
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2016, 11:54:24 am »

Tried out the trashworld mod, decided to head to a cave where I thought a beast was.

It was the wrong cave, entire area was full of bandits.

One of them had a greatbow.

I get hit in the chest with a "great arrow" which apparently hits with enough force to send you flying backwards quite a distance

Fall into a ravine

Break ALL the things when I hit the bottom

The arrow tore my adventurer's heart open.

Bled to death in the bottom of a ravine with everything broken and a huge arrow sticking out of my character's heart.
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Re: How did YOUR last adventurer just die?
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2016, 07:09:23 pm »

Was playing my Trashworld mod, decided to try to free a village from the oppression of some psycho bandits. Slaughtered a good half of them before a meathook ripped my guts out. Managed to stab my killer through the neck before I crawled away and bled to death, holding my innards in my hands.
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Re: How did YOUR last adventurer just die?
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2016, 11:11:11 pm »

thought I had a pretty strong character

I have to ask, can you tell us any specific stats you had (super strength, legendary dodger, etc)?
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Re: How did YOUR last adventurer just die?
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2016, 03:18:29 am »

I have to ask, can you tell us any specific stats you had (super strength, legendary dodger, etc)?

Unfortunately I can't remember, it's been a while. I beat a hydra, minotaur and other random baddies with it, if that helps
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