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Author Topic: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: T+0  (Read 601161 times)

nenjin

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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1755 on: July 29, 2016, 01:31:47 pm »

Maybe maniac needs to start an "Submit yourself for testing thread." I think he got more than he bargained for with this schtick.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1756 on: July 29, 2016, 01:36:42 pm »

[TFR]Are you crazies? Is much better than rowdy complain about politicalbeasts.[/TFR]
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1757 on: July 29, 2016, 01:41:01 pm »

Well obviously, but this thread is meant to corral the rowdybeast. If it no longer serves as the place where I can feel haughtily superior to my peers on the internet, I'll have to get my fix elsewhere.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1758 on: July 29, 2016, 01:49:03 pm »

[TFR]You mean wait in lines for daily dole of fix, like propery citizens should being?[/TFR]
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1759 on: July 29, 2016, 01:51:11 pm »

According to my analysis...

nenjin is an oyster.

Elephant Parade is a sexy female hotshot attorney.  She was born to humble Korean parents but is proving that she can make her way in Tokyo.

Max was born on March 14th, 1956 in the Soviet Union, he studied computer science and initially worked in rocketry but his real dream was always to make puzzles for children.  The question remains whether he will ever overcome his Japanese nemisis an become the hero this world needs.

Max's potato is a robot assassin, most likely sent by the Japanese.  A blade runner will be along to retire his potato shortly.

Baffler, fuck I dunno man, dutch or something?
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1760 on: July 29, 2016, 01:52:39 pm »

[TFR]WAIT MAX AM TRANSVESTITE IN LOVE WITH DANGERPOTATO?[/TFR]
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1761 on: July 29, 2016, 01:59:03 pm »

1) It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
Well, I already have a wallet, but I mean...Why?

2) You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
Killing butterflies is bad for the ecosystem.  Bad.  Bad.

Wait.  Where did this kid come from anyway?  Quick, call, uh, somebody?


3) You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
AAAAAAGEDOFFAMEAAAAAAAAA

4) You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl. You show it to your wife. She likes it so much, she hangs it on your bedroom wall. The girlis lying on a bearskin rug.

I have a wife?  AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

5) You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

Because some idiot powergamed me into not helping it.  I shall rectify this shortly.  *punches fourth wall*

6) Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

Mother.

7) You become pregnant by a man who runs off with your best friend, and you decide to get an abortion.

One:Not a question.
Two:THIS IS NOT HOW BIOLOGY WORKS


8) One more question: You're watching a stage play - a banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. The raw oysters are less acceptable to you than a dish of boiled dog.
One:Not a question.
Two:Eww, oh god, raw oysters are bad for your health, get me out of this place, burn it, burn it with fire, BURN IT ALL DOWN!!!!!!

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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1762 on: July 29, 2016, 01:59:51 pm »

Baffler, fuck I dunno man, dutch or something?

Dammit, I was worried it'd be Dutch Disease. I'll need to consult an economist...
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1763 on: July 29, 2016, 02:00:18 pm »

According to my analysis...

misko is a member of a crack commando squad sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.  These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune.
I accept this.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1764 on: July 29, 2016, 02:05:04 pm »

Man I was really hoping for Replicant. Maybe I'm a replicant oyster.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1765 on: July 29, 2016, 02:05:32 pm »

1) It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
Polite thanks, followed by deciding if I should utilize the new wallet. This would depend on the availability of the new wallet to contain the various items (American flag, matches, razor, credit cards, and a minimum of two spots for cash) that I carry in a wallet.
2) You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
Obey general policy towards children. Treat as I would a cat and show interest in the collection.
3) You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
Hold still and swear venomously. Attempt to shoo the wasp away, then kill with blunt object. Locate hive and kill with prejudice.
4) You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl. You show it to your wife. She likes it so much, she hangs it on your bedroom wall. The girlis lying on a bearskin rug.
Consider economics and decoration options to get a faux rug for living room. Briefly wonder about the narration that has got me to this point.
5) You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Nope. Put tortoise right side up. Determine if it's one of those ntc tortoises that might require more care. Begin taking counter narrator steps as warranted.
6) Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.
Enthusiastic, kind
7) You become pregnant by a man who runs off with your best friend, and you decide to get an abortion.
Well alrighty then.
8) One more question: You're watching a stage play - a banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. The raw oysters are less acceptable to you than a dish of boiled dog.
Nope nope nope nope. Companion animals are not livestock. Leave area. Take active action against narrator.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1766 on: July 29, 2016, 02:08:58 pm »

Man I was really hoping for Replicant. Maybe I'm a replicant oyster.
They get more insidious every day...
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1767 on: July 29, 2016, 02:14:20 pm »

According to my analysis...

TheBiggerFish is a caucasian white male, born in 2358.  He has difficulty processing the grief associated with the recent death of his parents.  He incorrectly believes himself to be responsible for their deaths.  He wishes he could be more unemotional.

Strife is a 20-something filmmaker from Colorado currently living in Los Angelos.  He has a loving relationship with his Palestinian father who he has difficulty communicating with.  He has not seen his Polish-American mother since Christmas Eve when he was six years old.
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« Reply #1768 on: July 29, 2016, 02:24:56 pm »

I'm ready for my reading, Dr. Mainiac.

1) It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
Remember it as either a deliberate insult or an insult of carelessness, but I'd give it the same reaction everything gets.

2) You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
Change the subject and ditch him.

3) You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
Freeze for a moment, but then try to ignore it. It'll leave.

4) You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl. You show it to your wife. She likes it so much, she hangs it on your bedroom wall. The girlis lying on a bearskin rug.
I'm glad I knew she'd like it.

5) You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
The heat can do strange things.

6) Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.
Manageable

7) You become pregnant by a man who runs off with your best friend, and you decide to get an abortion.
What else would you expect?

8) One more question: You're watching a stage play - a banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. The raw oysters are less acceptable to you than a dish of boiled dog.
I don't care if they're eating human, if I'm eating at an upscale banquet for a play, my only concern is what I'm wearing and my manners.
Edit: Oh, the banquet is in the play! I'm an idiot.


Also, the 8) emote (and the others) can also be prevented by checking a box in the "attachments and other options" area underneath the writing area.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1769 on: July 29, 2016, 02:45:32 pm »

Also, the 8) emote (and the others) can also be prevented by checking a box in the "attachments and other options" area underneath the writing area.
Or, possibly, by keeping it in a quote of a message where it has already been checked as not active. But thatvs a guess that needs experimentation.
8)

Otherwise, maybe nullifying by various other means?
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8)Straight onto text with no whitespace...

But only if you realise you need to, perhaps by spitting it during a Preview...
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