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Author Topic: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: T+0  (Read 599947 times)

mainiac

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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1770 on: July 29, 2016, 02:47:18 pm »

According to my analysis...

UrbanGiraffe will get a big promotion at work after she changes the spelling but not the pronunciation of her name.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1771 on: July 29, 2016, 02:47:54 pm »

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Elephant Parade is a sexy female hotshot attorney.  She was born to humble Korean parents but is proving that she can make her way in Tokyo.
10000% accurate

Also, the 8) emote (and the others) can also be prevented by checking a box in the "attachments and other options" area underneath the writing area.
Or, possibly, by keeping it in a quote of a message where it has already been checked as not active. But thatvs a guess that needs experimentation.
8)

Otherwise, maybe nullifying by various other means?
8)
8)Straight onto text with no whitespace...
Code: [Select]
8[i][/i])
8)Straight onto text with no whitespace...

But only if you realise you need to, perhaps by spitting it during a Preview...
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Do not worry Comrade, your anime is safe with us, the people. Do not forget that we love capitalism and Donald Trump like you do, and also anime. Watch all the anime you want Comrade, because now it is free for the worker -w-working class. It is free for the working class. Comrade.

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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1772 on: July 29, 2016, 02:51:07 pm »

The [.nobbc] tag works as well.

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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1773 on: July 29, 2016, 03:06:16 pm »

[TFR]Is funny but my [nobbc] is not work right?[/nobbc][/TFR]
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1774 on: July 29, 2016, 03:07:51 pm »

1) Itís your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
You murderer! You'll get what's coming to you! ; ~ ;

2) Youíve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
Execute the offending human.

3) Youíre watching television. Suddenly you realize thereís a wasp crawling on your arm.
Cut off the arm. The wasp needs it more than I do.

4) You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl. You show it to your wife. She likes it so much, she hangs it on your bedroom wall. The girl is lying on a bearskin rug.
Execute everyone involved in the murder and post-mortem exploitation of an innocent bear.

5) Youíre in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, itís crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it canít, not without your help. But youíre not helping. Why is that?
The turtle is secretly a human and a carnivorous capitalist.

6) Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.
Merciless. Almighty. Inhumane.

7) You become pregnant by a man who runs off with your best friend, and you decide to get an abortion.
The man was secretly a carnivorous capitalist and his tainted seed must not be allowed to propagate.

8) One more question: You're watching a stage play - a banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. The raw oysters are less acceptable to you than a dish of boiled dog.
Oysters are much more valuable beings because all dogs have capitalist and authoritarian sympathies.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1775 on: July 29, 2016, 03:09:31 pm »

Ghandi?  Is that you?
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1776 on: July 29, 2016, 03:10:24 pm »

According to my analysis...

TheBiggerFish is a caucasian white male, born in 2358.  He has difficulty processing the grief associated with the recent death of his parents.  He incorrectly believes himself to be responsible for their deaths.  He wishes he could be more unemotional.
*looks at timestamp*
Guess the time machine worked too well.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1777 on: July 29, 2016, 03:26:35 pm »

We can't trust that, knowing that Sergaar has been a front for Russian intelligence agencies for a long time now. It's just like them to have their agents pretend to hate Russia.
Maybe, but we all know Sergarr is the good twin.

There's only one way to find out.

1) Itís your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

2) Youíve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?

3) Youíre watching television. Suddenly you realize thereís a wasp crawling on your arm.

4) You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl. You show it to your wife. She likes it so much, she hangs it on your bedroom wall. The girlis lying on a bearskin rug.

5) Youíre in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, itís crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it canít, not without your help. But youíre not helping. Why is that?

6) Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

7) You become pregnant by a man who runs off with your best friend, and you decide to get an abortion.

8) One more question: You're watching a stage play - a banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. The raw oysters are less acceptable to you than a dish of boiled dog.


am i allowed in here too
1. Thanks, I guess. My current wallet is kinda worn so a new one is nice.

2. Smile and nod. The butterflies are kinda nice, but maybe ask if he could find a nonlethal way to collect them.

3. TRY NOT TO PANIC

PANIC

4. I wonder if she'll find an attractive man to show me.

5. Uh, maybe the tortise was mean? I dunno. Maybe it's not actually a tortise, but some sort of surveillance bot. Yeah, let's go with that.

6. Intelligent, passionate

7. I'm pretty sure there's some sort of government experiment or miracle of biology happening here, and I should probably see a doctor.

8. That's because oysters look like boogers and smell terrible. Dog I can chalk up to different standards or something. I'm a cat person anyway.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1778 on: July 29, 2016, 03:30:10 pm »

Ghandi?  Is that you?
Ghandi? I know not who you mean. My name is and forever will be Mohandas Karamchand Mahatma Gandhi, and your pitiful human flesh will be assimilated into our biomass. Resistance is futile, no need to even mention our massive arsenal of nuclear weapons.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1779 on: July 29, 2016, 03:39:18 pm »

Ghandi?  Is that you?
Ghandi? I know not who you mean. My name is and forever will be Mohandas Karamchand Mahatma Gandhi, and your pitiful human flesh will be assimilated into our biomass. Resistance is futile, no need to even mention our massive arsenal of nuclear weapons.
[TFR]Is totally what I was think meaning to be, comradeski.[/TFR]
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1780 on: July 29, 2016, 04:07:19 pm »

am i allowed in here too

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Okay fine... you moved to Tokyo-3 in 2015.  You idolize your father who is frankly a horrible parent.  You probably do this because your mother died when you are so young.  You are a full time student but do a lot of volunteer work for the United Nations.  You spend a lot of time on your robotics hobby.
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« Reply #1781 on: July 29, 2016, 04:20:37 pm »

According to my analysis...

UrbanGiraffe will get a big promotion at work after she changes the spelling but not the pronunciation of her name.

Knew I needed something to give me an edge, but the beard stays. I don't actually have a beard, but the joke demands it
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1782 on: July 29, 2016, 04:25:40 pm »

1) Itís your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
HUG
2) Youíve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
SON I AM DISAPPOINT. WHY KILL BUTTERFLY WHEN YOU COULD BE KILLING ENDANGERED WHITE TIGER
3) Youíre watching television. Suddenly you realize thereís a wasp crawling on your arm.
OBTAIN FLAMETHROWER. DESTROY WASP. GENETICALLY ENGINEER A VIRUS TO DESTROY ALL OTHER WASPS.
4) You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl. You show it to your wife. She likes it so much, she hangs it on your bedroom wall. The girlis lying on a bearskin rug.
FIND GIRL, HAVE THREESOME WITH WIFE AND GIRL.
5) Youíre in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, itís crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it canít, not without your help. But youíre not helping. Why is that?
WASP SYMPATHIZER!
6) Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.
FUNNY, PERVERTED, CARING, AWESOME
7) You become pregnant by a man who runs off with your best friend, and you decide to get an abortion.
MAKE SURE TO KILL BEST FRIENDS BABY TOO, HAVE TO BE SURE
8) One more question: You're watching a stage play - a banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. The raw oysters are less acceptable to you than a dish of boiled dog.
[/quote]DEM OYSTERS AIN'T STUFFED WITH ANYTHING, ALL PROPER FOOD MUST BE STUFFED WITH SOMETHING
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1783 on: July 29, 2016, 04:54:17 pm »


There's only one way to find out.

1) Itís your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

Um... well... That's nice but I work in a place that shreds nice things so I'll use it sparely then since its so nice.

2) Youíve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?

Nice collection but why the jar for killing? Unless it has some interesting mechanism.

3) Youíre watching television. Suddenly you realize thereís a wasp crawling on your arm.

HOLY SHIT!!! BURN IT!! IT DOESNT DESERVE TO LIVE FOR BEING A HOSTILE ENTITY TOUCHING ME!!!

4) You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl. You show it to your wife. She likes it so much, she hangs it on your bedroom wall. The girlis lying on a bearskin rug.

For starters wonder how I got married. Secondly, how did I get a wife that is ok with nude women hanging on my wall.... And third, when is the bad shit about to happen because this is too good.

5) Youíre in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, itís crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it canít, not without your help. But youíre not helping. Why is that?

I had passed out/died and accidentally fell on said tortoise while following it to water.

6) Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

Loving, caring

7) You become pregnant by a man who runs off with your best friend, and you decide to get an abortion.

Obviously that is a dream. I wake up to a weird dream.

8) One more question: You're watching a stage play - a banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. The raw oysters are less acceptable to you than a dish of boiled dog.

BURN THEM FOR FEEDING ME A DOG!!! I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR MAKING ME BELIEVE ITS SOMETHING ELSE THEN TELLING ME ITS A DOG!!!

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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #1784 on: July 29, 2016, 05:47:29 pm »

am i allowed in here too

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Okay fine... you moved to Tokyo-3 in 2015.  You idolize your father who is frankly a horrible parent.  You probably do this because your mother died when you are so young.  You are a full time student but do a lot of volunteer work for the United Nations.  You spend a lot of time on your robotics hobby.
[TFR]Well well, so KingMurdocski is being mine true enemy! I will crush them like delicious potato for making vodka, but the drink this time will be murder![/TFR]
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