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[mainiac]

Martin O'Malley is America's backup QB.

[Loud Whispers]

So, what about rules for a debate drinking game?

Trump lies - Take half a sip
Trump says "wall" or "email" - Take a sip
Clinton says "Trump University" -take two sip
Trump interrupt clinton - take a sip
Hillary says she should be elected because she is a woman - Full glass.

We need to stop disguising murder as drinking games.

Murder is "audience claps" take a drop

[mainiac]

The audience isn't allowed to clap.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

So, what about rules for a debate drinking game?

Trump lies - Take half a sip
Trump says "wall" or "email" - Take a sip
Clinton says "Trump University" -take two sip
Trump interrupt clinton - take a sip
Hillary says she should be elected because she is a woman - Full glass.

This has prompted me to dig up Strife and I's Republican Primary drinking game for modification.

Asterisk denotes double for specific candidate.
Ex. "Promising to sign the TPP *H" is a single swallow for Trump, but two for Hilary. In the final category, this demands making an earnest attempt to die of alcohol poisoning, which will probably be self-mercy if any of that actually happens.

End Of The Republic 2016 Debate 1 Drinking Game

Sips:
Every time someone says something that's completely cross-ways to reality
Someone mispronouncing a word in an amusing fashion
Obvious attempts to ignore whatever Trump is saying *T
Poor pivots to blame Congress or any Trump-owned business for something
"Jobs"
Unmarked Reagan quote *H
"Rebuilding family values" or "Promoting greater diversity"
"Christian Nation" or "Diverse Spirituality"
"Balance the Budget"
Generic Motivational Speaker Mode Activated
"X is not what America is about!"
"China!"

Decent Swallow:
Every time someone says something that's too racist/offensive to say in polite company *H
Blatant pandering to a minority group
Candidate flubbing delivery such that they're advocating the opposite of actual platform
Any mention of a candidate's weight or lack thereof
Bragging about nonpolitical or inherent credentials.
2nd Amendment veiled death threat *H
Low-blow against non-politician family members
Tenuous definitions of socialism or white nationalism
Suggests reducing power of Supreme Court or Congress
You are over 90% certain that'll be a highlight on Right Wing Watch or Breitbart by tomorrow
Godwin'd
Implying anybody is sympathetic to ISIS
Anybody Mentions Benghazi
Promises to do anything the President can't do
Plugging their website URL or a Hashtag
Accusing the other candidate of illegal fundraising
Negative reference to a candidate's health
Coughing fit *H
Discussing Trump University
Discussing Email Server
Discussing Bill Clinton's policy actions
"Deplorable" or "Shill"
Discussing dangers of refugees
Moderators obviously aggravated
Anybody actually talks about the climate crisis
Reveling in the deaths of America's enemies

Finish the Drink:
"Thanks Obama!" *H
Accusing anyone of treason
Any questioning of legal qualifications to be president
Attributes anything done by Dubya to Barry
Gets in an argument about what Founding Fathers are best role models.
Promising or implying that they will use nuclear weapons *H
Promises to disestablish in perpetuity any federal agency or department
Promises to pass a constitutional amendment
Anybody at any point mentioning Pepe The Frog
Implying a candidate is in too poor health to survive presidency
Either Mike Pence or Tim Kaine attain any relevance whatsoever
Candidate found to be wearing any sort of brace or catheter
Discussing Bill Clinton's infidelity
Any 2016ism derails the debate
Accusing candidate of sexual immorality
Reference to other candidate's genitalia
Moderators warn candidates to stop bad behavior
Advocating outright conspiracy theory

Drink until Unconsciousness:
You become enthusiastic to vote for one of the candidates
Internet meme other than Pepe
Candidate promises to exile other candidate from America
Candidate's hair is is fake and falls off. *T
Promises to prosecute Obama after he leaves office *H
Candidate collapses onstage *H/T
Moderators yell at candidates
Candidate doesn't show up for debate

[mainiac]

Drink until Unconsciousness:
You become enthusiastic to vote for one of the candidates

Oh darn and I was really looking forward to watching the debate.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Drink until Unconsciousness:
You become enthusiastic to vote for one of the candidates

Oh darn and I was really looking forward to watching the debate.

Don't worry, you can get an exemption if you keep a salt-lick in your mouth the whole debate.

[Loud Whispers]

The audience isn't allowed to clap.

The right to clapping will not be infringed

[mainiac]

Yes it will.  Free speech doesn't mean the right to interrupt conversations.

[WealthyRadish]

Spoiler: Suggested drinking game amendments (click to show/hide)

Asterisk denotes double for specific candidate.
Ex. "Promising to sign the TPP *H" is a single swallow for Trump, but two for Hilary. In the final category, this demands making an earnest attempt to die of alcohol poisoning, which will probably be self-mercy if any of that actually happens.

End Of The Republic 2016 Debate 1 Drinking Game

Sips:
Every time someone says something that's completely cross-ways to reality
Someone mispronouncing a word in an amusing fashion
Obvious attempts to ignore whatever Trump is saying *T
Poor pivots to blame Congress or any Trump-owned business for something
"Jobs"
Unmarked Reagan quote *H
"Rebuilding family values" or "Promoting greater diversity"
"Christian Nation" or "Diverse Spirituality"
"Balance the Budget"
Blaming Obama for the national debt
Criticizing number of Obama's executive actions *H
Generic Motivational Speaker Mode Activated
"X is not what America is about!"
"China!"
"First woman president"
Audible audience disruption
Bernie Sanders mentioned by name
9/11 mentioned

Decent Swallow:
Every time someone says something that's too racist/offensive to say in polite company *H
Blatant pandering to a minority group
Candidate flubbing delivery such that they're advocating the opposite of actual platform
Any mention of a candidate's weight or lack thereof
Bragging about nonpolitical or inherent credentials.
2nd Amendment veiled death threat *H
Low-blow against non-politician family members
Tenuous definitions of socialism or white nationalism
Suggests reducing power of Supreme Court or Congress
You are over 90% certain that'll be a highlight on Right Wing Watch or Breitbart by tomorrow
Godwin'd
Implying anybody is sympathetic to ISIS
Anybody Mentions Benghazi
Promises to do anything the President can't do
Plugging their website URL or a Hashtag
Accusing the other candidate of illegal fundraising
Negative reference to a candidate's health
Coughing fit *H
Discussing Trump University
Discussing Email Server
Discussing Bill Clinton's policy actions
"Deplorable" or "Shill"
Discussing dangers of refugees
Moderators obviously aggravated
Anybody actually talks about the climate crisis
Reveling in the deaths of America's enemies
Candidate responds to audience disruption
Major political group insinuated to support terrorism
Third party candidate mentioned by name
New Yorker credibility questioned

Finish the Drink:
"Thanks Obama!" *H
Accusing anyone of treason
Any questioning of legal qualifications to be president
Attributes anything done by Dubya to Barry *H
Gets in an argument about what Founding Fathers are best role models.
Promising or implying that they will use nuclear weapons *H
Promises to disestablish in perpetuity any federal agency or department
Promises to pass a constitutional amendment
Anybody at any point mentioning Pepe The Frog
Implying a candidate is in too poor health to survive presidency
Either Mike Pence or Tim Kaine attain any relevance whatsoever
Candidate found to be wearing any sort of brace or catheter
Discussing Bill Clinton's infidelity
Any 2016ism derails the debate
Accusing candidate of sexual immorality
Reference to other candidate's genitalia or their own
Moderators warn candidates to stop bad behavior
Advocating outright conspiracy theory
Hillary's inability to sweat brought up at any point

Drink until Unconsciousness:
You become enthusiastic to vote for one of the candidates
Internet meme other than Pepe
Candidate promises to exile other candidate from America
Candidate's hair is is fake and falls off. *T
Promises to prosecute Obama after he leaves office *H
Candidate collapses onstage *H/T
Moderators yell at candidates
Candidate doesn't show up for debate

[Loud Whispers]

Yes it will.  Free speech doesn't mean the right to interrupt conversations.

I was making a joke but yeah it does include that, it's just very rude

I still love that one Obama speech where he says thank you for 15 minutes straight cos the clapping goes on in glorious harmony

[mainiac]

Clapping is serious bzns, yo.

[Starver]

http://usuncut.com/news/surgeon-general-warns-drinking-every-time-trump-lies-debate-result-acute-alcohol-poisoning/

[smjjames]

Something from that site which has nothing to do with the debates: http://usuncut.com/news/houston-shooter-dressed-wwii-era-nazi-mornings-rampage/

O.o

In general though, the guy that did it sounded like someone who simply snapped.

[Criptfeind]

http://usuncut.com/news/surgeon-general-warns-drinking-every-time-trump-lies-debate-result-acute-alcohol-poisoning/

This would be funny if true, but I can't seem to find any source. I'm guessing maybe an onion style piece? Although their stories aren't as blatantly so if that's the case...

[Frumple]

I'm mostly just wondering if there actually is an uptick in alcohol poisoning on the day(s) of the debate(s), m'self. That would be an interesting statistic to track.