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Author Topic: =][= For the god emperor =][= Green is best.  (Read 3344 times)

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=][= For the god emperor =][= Green is best.
« on: July 16, 2016, 10:26:18 pm »

In the nightmare future of the fortieth millennia, There is NO time for peace, NO respite, NO forgiveness.
Forget the power of technology,Forget the promise of progress For to be a man is such times is to be one amongst untold billions, to live under the cruellest and most bloody regime imaginable...

But your no normal man, for you are an inquisitor, a special agent of god emperor.
Chosen to see the monsters lurking in the darkness, to hunt the heretic, to purge the witch and drive the alien from the stars.

It's dark, to dark to see as you swing side to side inside well what ever it is your in.

You stop moving and you can hear voices out side your little metal world.

"..So there finally here, the one i've spent so much time hearing so much about."
It's clearly a man's voice deep and slow.
"There worth it Rankar, I assure you." a more femme voice cuts him off.
"Well lets see, Servitor Contents Report."

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 + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +  Contents Report   + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + ________________________________________________________________________________________


Human
One of the numberless mass of humanity drawn seemingly at random.

Spyre hunter
One of the high nobility of massive imperial hive world, you are at home in both the world of intrigue above and the deadly combat blow.

Space Marine
A Sworn battle brother of the Adeptus Astartes, a Space Marine, you have long fought noble with a bolter in hand.

Assassin
Agent of the Officio Assassinorum, your a killer supreme, master of death.

Sisters of Battle
A sister of the Adepta Sororitas, a Battle Sisters, a sword of church, defender of the faith, purger of the heretic.

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 + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +  Warrning Heresy detected   + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + ________________________________________________________________________________________


Female Space Marine
Hailing from a frozen cryo crypt, your a clearly a legionary of the Adeptus Astartes, but you differ from all others.
Your a grown woman from a long ago time.
Your mind is empty, blank as if some one had torn out the pages of your past, but your body ready for the emperor call.


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 + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +  Warrning Heresy Levels Rising   + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + ________________________________________________________________________________________

Robot
The hidden child of the Legio Cybernetica, an unholy construct of steel and 
you are an Abominable Intelligence, Just the idea of your existence is crime punishable by death.

Elder
You are the chosen children, the heirs to the old ones and now you have a chance to guide Mon-keigh in the awakeing.

Ork
Da huoomes need showing how ta thump the spikely boy's proper like da orks.

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 + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +  Report END + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + ________________________________________________________________________________________


"This is most unusable... appointing an inquisitor like this but i see your reasons, i will train them for you.
I just hope for both our sakes you right on this one old friend..."


Yep it's another 40k game, this time your an inquisitor not a chaos cultist.

So pick a race, a sex and a name and we can get started.

« Last Edit: July 21, 2016, 06:32:19 pm by Funk »
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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Re: =][= For the god emperor =][= pick your heresy
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2016, 10:55:58 pm »

S'clear wot weeb must du, weeb godda go ork, ork iz bestest. Nows lets sqwash sum 'eretics!
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Re: =][= For the god emperor =][= pick your heresy
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2016, 01:05:00 am »

Can I be a Female elder space marine robot for ultimate heresy.
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Re: =][= For the god emperor =][= pick your heresy
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2016, 01:48:24 am »

I am torn between ork and robut.

How about weez be ah Cybork?
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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2016, 02:31:04 am »

Female half-Eldar, quarter-daemon Space Marine
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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2016, 03:12:05 pm »

And didn't go for the female Space Marine a cat girl to counter the spaces wolfs werewolf space marine thing.
Now i think that would of less silly then some of theses.

S'clear wot weeb must du, weeb godda go ork, ork iz bestest. Nows lets sqwash sum 'eretics!
i not sure that i can keep the ork speak up full time.

I am torn between ork and robut.

How about weez be ah Cybork?
Shiny bitz come afterz ur fool.
But you'z feeling abit different like you'z a mekaniak head
 (The orks have so many rules for custom bits that is wrong not to play with them)


Female half-Eldar, quarter-daemon Space Marine
so this
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but then how are you part demon?
Can I be a Female elder space marine robot for ultimate heresy.
your going to have to brake that down at bit, are you a female robot made by the elder that looks like a space marine or a Female elder crossed with a space marine that has cyborg parts?

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Re: =][= For the god emperor =][= pick your heresy
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2016, 03:22:08 pm »

Female elder + space marine that is a cyborg.
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Re: =][= For the god emperor =][= pick your heresy
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2016, 03:40:44 pm »

Ork!

Although its Eldar not Elder. Unless you mean one of the Old Ones...which would be an entirely different can of worms
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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2016, 03:48:25 pm »

Ork!

Although its Eldar not Elder. Unless you mean one of the Old Ones...which would be an entirely different can of worms
You kept saying elder I know it's eldar.
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Re: =][= For the god emperor =][= pick your heresy
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2016, 04:09:02 pm »

Ork is da best! We haz da dakka!
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Re: =][= For the god emperor =][= pick your heresy
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2016, 04:16:56 pm »

We'z one of dem 'umie gitz, heh. Nuffink odd 'ere. We ain't one of da boyz- er, dem orks. Da green ones.
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Re: =][= For the god emperor =][= pick your heresy
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2016, 07:44:46 am »

We's an Ork!
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« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2016, 10:25:42 pm »

PTW
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« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2016, 10:39:29 pm »

Huh.
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« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2016, 10:36:39 am »

Um, no Tau?
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