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Author Topic: Roll to WAAAAGH! Minimalist RPG!(Not actually WH40K)  (Read 4459 times)

Nidilap

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Roll to WAAAAGH! Minimalist RPG!(Not actually WH40K)
« on: July 18, 2016, 10:18:25 pm »

You are Orc

You in biggest Orc Horde

You North in Mountains

Roll to WAAAAGH!!!
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! Minimalist RPG!(Not actually WH40K)
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2016, 10:33:20 pm »

GET DAKKA
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! Minimalist RPG!(Not actually WH40K)
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2016, 10:36:03 pm »

Grundy the Nob/Black Ork
"Now LISSEN UP, ya slimy grots and every choppa-swingin' boy out dere! Dem 'umies in dat ploice over dere took my faverit loot and I AIM TA GET IT BACK! So we's on a WAAAAGH!!, BOYS!" (rattles choppa enthusiastically) "An' if any a'ya take it 'fore me, Ah'll hollow ya out loik a gourd!"
« Last Edit: July 18, 2016, 10:38:31 pm by Xvareon »
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! Minimalist RPG!(Not actually WH40K)
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2016, 10:37:03 pm »

GET DAKKA
CHOPPA DIS "ORK." WE ORCS!
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! Minimalist RPG!(Not actually WH40K)
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2016, 10:59:07 pm »

I GO AN' CRUMP DA' ORC IN CHARGE IN FRONT A' ALL 'IS ORCS 'AN' TAKE ALL 'A HIS SHINIES! DEN I'LL BE IN CHARGE, JUST COS' I BEAT 'IM, FAIR 'N SQUARE!
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! Minimalist RPG!(Not actually WH40K)
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2016, 12:14:59 am »

Grundy the Nob/Black Ork
"Now LISSEN UP, ya slimy grots and every choppa-swingin' boy out dere! Dem 'umies in dat ploice over dere took my faverit loot and I AIM TA GET IT BACK! So we's on a WAAAAGH!!, BOYS!" (rattles choppa enthusiastically) "An' if any a'ya take it 'fore me, Ah'll hollow ya out loik a gourd!"

KRUMP DIS GROT AN' CHOP 'IM WIF 'IS OWN CHOPPA!
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! Minimalist RPG!(Not actually WH40K)
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2016, 12:16:15 am »

PTW
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! Minimalist RPG!(Not actually WH40K)
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2016, 12:43:27 pm »

GET DAKKA

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Ya Git da biggest Dakka known the Orc Kind...

Da CROSSBOW

IT DAKKA A WHOLE BOLT INTO A SUKKA

In ya excitement, ya dun pay attention for a sec, and feel a hard clunk on ya 'ead

YA DED

Grundy the Nob/Black Ork
"Now LISSEN UP, ya slimy grots and every choppa-swingin' boy out dere! Dem 'umies in dat ploice over dere took my faverit loot and I AIM TA GET IT BACK! So we's on a WAAAAGH!!, BOYS!" (rattles choppa enthusiastically) "An' if any a'ya take it 'fore me, Ah'll hollow ya out loik a gourd!"

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A Dozen O' so Orc Boyz Cheer atcha

You one of da bigga bossez now!

GET DAKKA
CHOPPA DIS "ORK." WE ORCS!

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Dis git ya see wif a crossbow gits a good clunk inniz 'ead tanks tha ya.

+1 CROSSBOW

I GO AN' CRUMP DA' ORC IN CHARGE IN FRONT A' ALL 'IS ORCS 'AN' TAKE ALL 'A HIS SHINIES! DEN I'LL BE IN CHARGE, JUST COS' I BEAT 'IM, FAIR 'N SQUARE!

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Ya March up to tha biggest Orcin da camp and give 'em a Hard thwack at 'is 'ead, mashing it up good.

All da orcs cheer, but a few of da big uns seem a bit tiffed

Grundy the Nob/Black Ork
"Now LISSEN UP, ya slimy grots and every choppa-swingin' boy out dere! Dem 'umies in dat ploice over dere took my faverit loot and I AIM TA GET IT BACK! So we's on a WAAAAGH!!, BOYS!" (rattles choppa enthusiastically) "An' if any a'ya take it 'fore me, Ah'll hollow ya out loik a gourd!"

KRUMP DIS GROT AN' CHOP 'IM WIF 'IS OWN CHOPPA!

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Ya run up at da newer big boss, an' he breaks ya neck like a twig, ya squig!

YA DED
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« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2016, 12:47:10 pm »

Boss Grundy "Ya-know-it" Gruntington
Approaching the decidedly non-Orky camp dead ahead, Grundy raises his choppa.

"Dere's tha 'umie ploice, boys! Let's get ta stompin'! WAAAAAGH!!"

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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! Minimalist RPG!(Not actually WH40K)
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2016, 12:55:56 pm »

Invoke da power of Gork 'an Mork (or is it Mork 'an Gork?) by shoutin' WAAAGH! real loud!
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! Minimalist RPG!(Not actually WH40K)
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2016, 12:57:17 pm »

NOW DAT I'M IN CHARGE, I TAKE ALL 'A DA' ORCS DAT'LL COME WIT ME AN' GO LOOT DA NEAREST 'UMIE VILLAGE! I TAKE DA' BIGGEST 'N SHINIEST CHOPPA IN CAMP 'N CUT UP ANY ZOGGIN' GITS WOT GOT A PROBLEM WIT' IT!
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! Minimalist RPG!(Not actually WH40K)
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2016, 01:18:26 pm »

SMASH SOME 'UMIE 'EADS WITH M' NEW CROSSBOW! FOLLOW GRUNDY!
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! Minimalist RPG!(Not actually WH40K)
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2016, 02:45:48 pm »

Cook food for all the orcs
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! Minimalist RPG!(Not actually WH40K)
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2016, 02:56:18 pm »

Me not orc! Me goblin!
Smash stupid orc callin me orc!
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Re: Roll to WAAAAGH! Minimalist RPG!(Not actually WH40K)
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2016, 03:04:28 pm »

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