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[Asin]

A dwarven army of 100 is spawned.
The player is now enraged.

The army, clad in steel, attacks.

[Swords-Otter]

an army of pure evil happily meets the dwarves upon the battlefield. Two hundred uruks dressed in chain and and wielding broad curved blades supported by a dozen trolls wielding large clubs. I myself am personally commanding the army. I am riding a large monstrous wolf and am surrounded by a group of fiendish looking orcs that make up my bodyguard.   

[MoonyTheHuman]

everything explode becuse of a noneuclidean figure suddenly appeaing.

[Swords-Otter]

Confused and Disorganized me and my army fall back to the, now complete, fortress of Dirok Ird to defend the throne.

[Rubidium]

whatever that thing is, i think a dragon can slay it easily.
so it was slayed and then dragon sits on throne.

[Rubidium]

can we bump this or not

[Tymewalk]

A Kirlia only weighs 20 kilograms, and anyone dedicated enough can just throw one.
I do so and then sit in the throne.

[Rubidium]

however, that kirlia mega evolved and then blew you into the sky.
he takes the throne back!

[NathanBros]

Luigi Time!!!

[Rubidium]

fake mega gallade time!

[Asin]

While the green plumber and fake Mega Gallade are distracted, a scrawny enslaved dwarf pulls a nearby lever, dropping the 2 opponents to the floor below. The dwarf escorts his demon master (A huge male skinless fire-breathing jackal twisted into humanoid form with solid glowing green eyes) to the Throne.

Demon Master: I, Adufi Oakwall the Coast of Sprays, claim this world as my eternal kingdom of everlasting darkness!

[Puppyguard]

A fireball from space hits the surface, causing the ground to shake.

The throne suddenly de-materializes, leaving behind ash!

The throne re-materializes in space.

[Doubloon-Seven]

Sean Doubloonery encases himself in an oversized duck helmet (Yanno, the one from 'Goldfinger', with the wetsuit) made entirely of spanish gold, and in his Midas-esque impromptu space suit, sits on the one spacethrone to rule them all.

[Rubidium]

however, mega delphox melts the gold and sean.
he takes back the throne and sits on it proudly.