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[DMT]

Simple, we will offer everybody on Bay 12 a slice of greasy, thick, garlic crust triple-bacon and feta cheese pizza. No rational human being would hesitate in the face of such an opportunity.

All who refuse will be shot.

I'll take two!

[mainiac]

Hey, I used an mspaint edited version of that same painting not that many pages ago in the Ameripol thread, I think.

I was too lazy to find it.

[DMT]

Hey, I used an mspaint edited version of that same painting not that many pages ago in the Ameripol thread, I think.

I was too lazy to find it.

Me too

[Reelya]

Australian comedy crew The Chaser have identified the end-point of pizza evolution:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5udwntuV7c

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Here's a better question for the poll: Is pineapple a valid pizza topping?

answer no it's fucking not

[Criptfeind]

That looks disgusting. I mean, the basic idea, layering a bunch of pizzas on top of each other, fine. But where's the sauce, where's the good toppings? Disguising.

Italian pizzas with the thin, dry bottoms with crispy edges are delicious. American pizzas with a donut-like fatty thick bottom are an affront to pizza though.
The latter have sadly overtaken most real pizza bakers here in town. Damn you, NY Pizza, damn you, Domino's. If you'd dare call that pizza in Sicily, you'd be going on a sightseeing tour of the Mediterrenean with your feet cast in concrete.

I guess some people like them flat. That's okay. For me though. I like them big. The idea of pizza toppings on a donut does seem disgusting though.

Here's a better question for the poll: Is pineapple a valid pizza topping?

answer no it's fucking not

Sure it is.

If you've got brain damage at least.

[DJ]

Pineapple makes any pizza twice as good.

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

Here's a better question for the poll: Is pineapple a valid pizza topping?

answer no it's fucking not

Yes it is valid, if the cook is good.

Thank you for using transparenttext.

[nenjin]

Here's a better question for the poll: Is pineapple a valid pizza topping?

answer no it's fucking not

There is a special circle of Hell reserved for those who try to put fruit on Pizza.

[DMT]

Pineapple makes any pizza twice as good.

This is a known fact

[BFEL]

Hawaiian pizza is best pizza, though personally I think that's more to do with the brown sugar then the pinapple.

Simple, we will offer everybody on Bay 12 a slice of greasy, thick, garlic crust triple-bacon and feta cheese pizza. No rational human being would hesitate in the face of such an opportunity.

All who refuse will be shot.

*shoots first*
That sounds fucking disgusting.
Also, note that I didn't hesitate

[DMT]

Hawaiian pizza is best pizza

Hawaiian is my favorite

[DMT]

What do you think of the tower of pizza?

[Frumple]

I guess some people like them flat. That's okay. For me though. I like them big. The idea of pizza toppings on a donut does seem disgusting though.

An unglazed donut with pizza toppings would more or less be what we call bagels, and they're pretty good with pizza toppings. They sell frozen ones in a lot of the grocery stores around here, iirc.

Also donut as a pizza topping is pretty good, so I wouldn't be too surprised if doing it the other way around turned out pretty alright. Though as with pizza, there's a metric fuckton of different sorts of donuts, so I'm sure one sort or another work well as what amounts to a pizza crust regardless as to the compatibility of your average donut varieties.

Though now I kinda' want to make an oversized donut, cut it in half, and use the pieces as pizza crusts

E: Toroidal pizza, man. The pizza of the future.

E2: Or apparently the present. Not how I was thinking of it, but that'd work, too. E3: Wait, shit. That patent's older than I am. And looks like it came from from an earlier one that showed up at least by 1975. Well hell. Thing's basically a friggin' calzone donut. Now I really kinda' want to eat a calzone donut.

[Criptfeind]

I'm pretty sure that although they share a shape bagels and donuts are very different in consistency and taste.

And well, you've mentioned pizza and donut mixed before. I remain unconvinced. Although perhaps I'll try it sometime.