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Voting closed: November 05, 2016, 04:00:47 pm


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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER  (Read 211483 times)

heydude6

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Aife of Luathbas!
« Reply #5595 on: February 08, 2017, 05:00:22 pm »

We have the necklace and charismatic. That gives us a flat +4 to diplomacy. We are a goddess birdy, you just need faith.

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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Aife of Luathbas!
« Reply #5596 on: February 08, 2017, 05:05:59 pm »

Too bad we can't go talk to her directly, I don't think the necklace will work over distances.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER
« Reply #5597 on: February 08, 2017, 05:07:33 pm »

You send a letter to the rebellious governors, asking them to reconsider their ways, overthrow Iann and return into the fold of the Houlandines.

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Your letter throws the rebellion into turmoil; about half of the governors is willing to switch sides but then the other disagree, and Iann's mercenaries get involved against the cities' militiamen.

You win, althought the whole affair costed about eight hundred lives. Iann Eólwyn fled, last seen heading toward Kashite mountains.


Are the rumors true? Are your people rebelling across the Kingdom, the unpaid Army not willing to defend your Throne? Enemies buying out the loyalty of your men, the foreign powers preparing soldiers to take what's theirs by force?

The advisor brings you the Scrolls of Kingdom Status.

Happiness: 2
Population: 4
Economy: 0!(unpaid debts for next year: 3)
Army: 2

He then explains to you how bad the situation is, and how is there nothing that can be done about it.

"I'm afraid that you have squandered the opportunities to solve our financial crisis, Your Majesty." He says, and then takes off his beret, placing it on your desk.

"Good luck, Queen Aife. I thereby declare my retirement."

===GAME OVER===

Kingdom of Luathbas crumbles to ruin in year 892 AD!

Lifespan of Houlandine Dynasty: 92 years (800 AD to 892 AD)

Names of Kings and Queens and their Reigns:

1. Houlandin I, "Lawsmaster" (800 AD - 811 AD)
2. Houlandin II, "The Guardian" (816 AD - 831 AD), son of Houlandin I
3. Lech (831 AD - 835 AD), son of Houlandin I
4. Houlandin III, "The Master Tactician" (841 AD - 860 AD), son of Houlandin II
5. Llewyn, "The Conqueror" (863 AD - 868 AD), son of Houlandin III
6. Romuald (869 AD), son of Houlandin III
7. Feodh, "The Savior" (871 AD - 881 AD), son of Houlandin III
8. Elana of Tven, "Lady of the Faith" (881 - 891 AD), wife of Feodh
9. Aife (891 AD - 892 AD), daughter of Feodh

Terrifying beasts slain: 4 (Dragon, Salt Demon, Nightmare Steed, Hydra)

Magical artifacts total: 5 (Dwarven Necklace of Persuasion, Dwarven Scepter of Health, Obsidian Mace "Murder Time", Dwarven Cuirass of Deflection, Sky Iron Knife)

Reason for defeat: Economy rating at 0 for more than 1 year in a row.



SPAMKINGDOM is done. Will you...

A) Continue as a distant relative of the previous Dynasty, rising to power in different place, at different time?
B) Retry the quest for power, wealth and epicness with different dynasty in different kingdom?
C) Quit SPAMKINGDOM, as it won't be just the same as it was?
« Last Edit: February 08, 2017, 05:16:03 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Aife of Luathbas!
« Reply #5598 on: February 08, 2017, 05:09:18 pm »

B
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: Queen Aife of Luathbas!
« Reply #5599 on: February 08, 2017, 05:09:38 pm »

C

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Shoulda fought to the bitter end. Would have, at the least, been a much better way to go out.
« Last Edit: February 08, 2017, 05:34:20 pm by Criptfeind »
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER
« Reply #5600 on: February 08, 2017, 05:11:22 pm »

B Well. That sucks.   :(
« Last Edit: February 08, 2017, 05:15:43 pm by Prophet »
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER
« Reply #5601 on: February 08, 2017, 05:11:26 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER
« Reply #5602 on: February 08, 2017, 05:14:54 pm »

A
The Houlandines will rise again. Somehow.

AND WE SHOULD SHIP PEOPLE MORE

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER
« Reply #5603 on: February 08, 2017, 05:16:42 pm »

Well I guess every dynasty has to suffer defeats sometimes. So I guess we could give it another go around with the Houlandin. A

Nice music by the way. I like it a lot.

« Last Edit: February 08, 2017, 05:27:04 pm by Prophet »
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

heydude6

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER
« Reply #5604 on: February 08, 2017, 05:24:35 pm »

B, imagine if we got to play as beren.
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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER
« Reply #5605 on: February 08, 2017, 05:26:27 pm »

I'm happy with A or B to be honest.

Excellent game Haspen, I loved how much thought you seemed to put into the world building.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER
« Reply #5606 on: February 08, 2017, 05:27:45 pm »

B and if not that A. Anything is better than C though
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER
« Reply #5607 on: February 08, 2017, 05:28:46 pm »

I would be curious to see the focus shift to a reboot of the oriental version. Or Aztec.

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« Last Edit: February 08, 2017, 05:32:52 pm by roseheart »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER
« Reply #5608 on: February 08, 2017, 05:33:43 pm »

Complain that this lose condition was not explained.  But C.

Maybe ORIENTSPAM.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM: GAME OVER
« Reply #5609 on: February 08, 2017, 05:34:52 pm »

I agree with C, game done, with dignity, is cool. Not to many games actually finish on bay12. It feels like it might cheapen it to just keep going. Let the tale of the Houlandine echo into eternity.
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