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[ProtoZoa]

Chapter 2 in the trilogy is here!
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=160448.0



Hi guys today I started a new fort my other one would crash the game somehow 
Anyways I think I'd like to share the whole game as it goes until the very end. If anyone enjoyed it I made my mission complete.
Dikepast year one, spring embark: 7 courageous dwarves from mountainhome finally grow the balls to start a new colony.  The dwarven race has not been faring well recently, and most of them are wiped out with only one dwarven civ being relatively large.
These heroes of the dwarves decide to settle on !!PERFECTLY_FLAT_LAND!! to start a new mountainhome (someday), being the best fort in the world. (i may do a rough story that states what happened by season and turn that into the epic story. At least you can watch it!).   

 The dwarves quickly set up farms and a dining room, eager to have sustainable food sources.  There is only one soil layer, so the main floor is going to be 1 layer below the surface.  Some of the plans for the dining room dont work because of ground level water, so the main floor becomes 2 layers down.  There a main junction hallway and a dining room along with a large food stockpile appear after lots of labor.  A masons workshop along with a carpenters workshop are erected and beds and doors are made.  Wheelbarrows, hatch covers, the list of items made grows on. A downstair led to a storage area that holds the furniture crafts, and bars/blocks.

[Baloun]

PTW. If possible, dorf me please! Brewer or cook preferably.

[ProtoZoa]

done

[ProtoZoa]

summer 1:  The dwarves set up their bedrooms with doors coffers and cabinets (of course beds.).  They also expand the dining room to be able to hold more people. Just then migrants arrive.

The arrived (dont have to read this): a woodworker
woodcrafter (changed to stonecrafter)
bowyer (changed to manager)
Baloun the brewer
a child
a milker (destined to be tavernkeeper.)

After these people arrive, I decide to put our new stonecrafter to use by making mugs and stone crafts.
The dwarves make their dining hall a tavern and appoint the tavern keeper. 
 After a while, they also set the manager up and begin to automate things like brewing and furniture.
They expand the stone room for more workshops.
The dwarves make our farmer that I came with not able to brew, so Baloun becomes the deticated brewer.
The dwarves expect more people to arrive, so they build more workshops.
Now, the wagon is empty so the carpenter recycles it.
This time of year, the dwarves prepare for more migrants by building more bedrooms, expanding the growing capability and starting to grow above ground crops.  Lucky for them, they now eat prickle berries.  These, plump helmets, and cave wheat are grown to try and create some variation in brew.

More bedrooms are built, Baloun brews more, the planter plants more, the crafter makes more goods, life is good.
main level:
so good in fact, the mason makes a stone statue and it is put up in the middle of housing complex.

it depicts a dwarven goddess of jewels.
Suddenly, there was a shortage of cabinets.  The dwarves panicked.  But they settled to raising the priority of them.
As you probably know, nothing except bedroom production is going on so this chapter is over.

[ProtoZoa]

Autumn 1:  The same laidback approach to life still applied.  But, the expedition leader fortold a dark legion coming to snatch kids, kill, and hurt the dwarves scared the dwarves.  They decided to build a wall.  RIGHT as that was said, a kobold decided to try and steal something.  This set the wall 'in stone' (get it hahahahhha).
while blocks were being made, a room was carved out for the hens and nestboxes were made too.
WHILE that was happening, a depot post was made and a caravan arrived.
the liaison was a blabbermouth.
i refuse to do a trade agreement this year. they want thread and anvils tho. good i guess?
dont know what to buy so i get a flask
Damn, a honey badger suprised buttsecksed my carpenter.

the honey badger didnt do too well.
the other guys ran , and i assigned a random person to attack.  My woodcutter punched the honeybadger in the face, pulping it and it exploding in gore.
Now, some more migrants arrived.
The arrived:
fishery worker (changed to wood burner)
a child
a gem setter (changed to every metalsmith job bside furnace operator)
a farmer (changed to record keeper)

The nest box room is now built since nb have been made

Now there is MORE food about and that is good.
The dwarves made sure our new record keeper had an office and was working.
Now was the time to get metalworking up.
Right then, the manager noticed that the mason was horribly overworked.  She made a note to get some more.
Sadly, the ignorance Dikepast residents have is large.  They forgot to put a mule in a pasture and it starved.
After some time the metalworking side of things has been satisfied for now.

(my main floor)
Almost done with the wall as well.
Thus ends first year of autumn, 125.

[ProtoZoa]

Winter 1, 125: The citizens want to focus on getting the wall down as quick as possible.

only halfway right now
As this is happening, The miners are carving out a room for wood to hold wood to make charcoal for fuel.
Another kobold tries to attack, but it flees as it is spotted.
Ok there is a snatcher. First time i saw 1. I decide to assign a some idle guys into a makeshift milita to attack em.
Baloun and a carpenter bravely join and charge out of the hole to attack.



SHITFUCKSHITFUCKSHITFUCK

I locked the kids doors it worked
he went to escape i trapped em in the metalworkin room

hes f*ked


the deed is done.
I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sijOkwGBPWw


whew
time to take his goblinite hahahahha
baloun now has the first kill of the day and the other guy is now named Spongebob
this goes to show i do need a military and some defenses.  while i wait for more blocks to be made i make more bedrooms.

now the wall is done


My automated iron system is up and i will soon be making someguy a soldier.
Bedrooms, cabinets and coffers everywhere.  Enough to turn someone mad (nope). 
Our metalsmith knows of our lack of personell.  He volunteers to do all the metalsmithing jobs.
We sure need a migrant wave bout now.
Well, I decide to bring the wood into the walls of the fort.
Look what I found??

thisll make metalsmithin a breeze
I have decided to start makin barracks

Now i should just get everything ready for the new kids on the block...

ok i have gotten my lignite coke up and running so thats good
where IS THE CARAVAN@!!!!!?!?!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[ProtoZoa]

This is just gonna show u pics of the fort.

ground floor

2nd floor

3rd floor

housing complex

main floor

storage floor
thats it ill do year 2 tomorrow

[Gwolfski]

Nice.

If you ever make a library, could you dorf me as a scholar?

[ProtoZoa]

sure thing buddy i will dorf any1 who wants it

[Malakor]

I like it!

I would like to be dorfed aswell! Doesn't matter which profession/job.

Btw: Which tileset is this? I really like it!

[ProtoZoa]

this i think is mayday. (i am used to spacefox so this is new to me.) 
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12056
sure ull be dwarfed

[ProtoZoa]

dang man i have the need the need to feed
i said id play tomorrow but df is like an abusive relationship (many games say this overrused statement)
keeps on beating me but i come back for more.

Dikepast spring 2 year 126
awwwwww fucky where is everybody?
i want a CARAVAN PLEASE!

ah well one can dream...
anyways i continue to get everything ready for another wave, like getting barracks ready, getting armor ready, getting a mayor's room ready, just, stuff i can do without the migrants.
oh elven trade caravan THIS SUCKS BALLZ!!!!

i gotta find a way to kill these mofos
ah i will send my wood burner to equip the armor and POUND THEIR SKULLS

shits goin doin boi

shit both unconsious I BET MAH MONI ON LE DWAFF
fuuuuk hes LOZIN
im sendin the supa squad
10 random people

we got this bitches
not a fair fight at all

the woodburner's dddddddeaddd???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WE SHALL AVENGE YOU!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHG2oizTlpY
time to make a coffin
OH SHIT
he is reincarnated

RIGHT AFTER HE DIED that must be a wierd relationship being born to some1 u know in ur past life shit
everytime our dwarves ride to battle celiene dion's heart will go on will play
i havent gotten migrants for half a year am i part of a dead civ? more challenge >
our record keeper is now becoming an axedwarf just in case no1 comes to sign up. OH SHIT i can get people to my tavern. Ok i will turn visitors on.
we will never forget you, likot

YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

awwwwww
THE ARRIVED:
bookbinder (changed to mechanic)
Farmer(changed to stoneworker)
pesant (furnace operator)
ranger (changed to wood burner)
child
another ranger (changed to Stoneworker)
farmer (changed to cook)
farmer (changed to future warrior)
pesant (changed to tanner)
child
Suturer
child
child
animal caretaker (future warrior)
child
child
farmer
farmer (changed to stoneworker)
child
diagnoser Malakor (chief medical)
boyer (changed to glazer)
ranger (changed to future warrior)
child
siege engie (changed to mechanic)
clothier
pesant (changed to bone carver)
ranger (changed to future warrior)
peseant(changed to future musician)
child
fish dissector (future gladiator tribute)
furnace operator
bookbinder (record keeper)
planter

thats FUCKING IT GUYS ONLY about 35 guys... (never had that much lmao)
do. you. know. how. hard. it. is. to. give. 35. guys. jobs. without. fucking. dwarf. therapist. ?!?!?!?!?!?
keep in mind this is my FIRST FORT that I AM NOT GONNA ABANDON CUZ 1 THING GOES WRONG.
in this fort 1/3 of my citizens are now FUCKING CHILDREN. now do you know why I posted a question here asking "kill the children?" I hope so.

now im settin up leather and cloth industries as well as mechanic and traps.

whats an easier way to get thread than caves? time to BREECH!!!!
while i wait to hit a cavern, the clothier withdraws.

he wants cloth and wood ok i guess i can do that
The miners fell sleep i hope the withdrawn guy doesnt go insane
summers here wow

[ProtoZoa]

gmornin guys
summer 2 year 126:
With the cavern breached, my weaver can get cloth for our moody dwarf.
I noticed one of the elfs that were killed outside still had his stuff ( i claimed it.) so i assumed i needed more storage space. I started to dig more furniture space.
Hes not takin the cloth i guess he needs plant cloth.  Oh well hes pretty much dead. Sorry mate.To try and save em im planting pig tails.
I also finish the mayor's room.  Dats cool.
JUST THEN a new mayor gets elected.  My record keeper.

heres his new room:

well the mayor thinks his study is shit so im engravin it
I also got a quern to make flour and stuff
YOUVE BEEN SAVED GLADIATOR TRIBUTE:

more migrants.  YAAAY.
THE ARRIVED:
Farmer (changed to planter)
Fishery worker (changed to milker)
Ranger (changed to cheese maker)
Lye Maker (for soap)
Fishery guy (chganged to soap maker)
Ranger (furnace operator)
Fishery worker (changed to brewer)
FROM THIS POINT ON IM ONLY TELLING YOU WHAT IM GONNA BE USING THEM FOR
planter
butcher

OH FUCK

anyways all the puppies are lowering fps and crowding the hall so im puttin em in a cage by the enterance with a pressure plate.

goodbye clothier

I HEAR MY 1 MAN ARMY IS CALLED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClChdixjwUs
oh sorry did i say i would play celiene dion to commemorate likot NO THIS IS BETTER!

sorry malakor wanna redwarf?
damn you slippery bastard he flew away but MALAKORS STILL ALIVE
the bats gone. LETS SAVE MALAKOR@!!!!
i gotta take my soap makers and make soap.
while i wait for the miners to make a room for the soap stuff, i put the puppies in the cage linked to a pressure plate.
i make a traction bench as well
gotta get TALLOW SLAUGHTER THE YAK
YES I SEE YOU

wait what??!?!?!?!

WAT THE HELL HAPPEENEED!!?!??

our milker took some punishment
damn that was some shit


my hospital
im just tryin to tend to their needs now

PLAY THE MUSIC *xcom plays*
IM SENDIN MAH DWAFF
SUCESSSSSS!!!!
Another dwarf protected by XCOM

enterance of the cave is now secured
MAKIN SOPE
(ik i overruse emotions in a childish way and im sorry for that Ill stop now)
With this soap, all of my hurt dwarves wont get infected.  Thats a plus.
Im now smoothing my main floor down and gettin my cook to work.
From all my elf fighting i have quite a few exotic animals.  Im gonna make an animal stockpile for them.
oh its autumn.

[ProtoZoa]

Autumn 2 Year 126.
Ok Im gonna make the animal stockpile
i got a koala, giant badger boar, barn owl, enchidna, giant koala, whitehanded gibbon, and thats bout it.  I should tame them tho.
The regular koalas turnin into fat tho. Sawwy .

Well i have a master musician so im gonna make a stone violin of sorts  to let em play.
THAT REMINDS ME I DONT HAVE A TEMPLE.
My temple is complete so people can worship now.

clothiers dead time to give em a coffin
oh caravan and liaison are here
Liason wanted nothing th is time
time to TRADE
eh they got nothing good
More migrants? im runnin out of bedrooms
The arrived:
Animal Trainer
Mechanic
Clothier
Herbalist
Destined Warrior
Weaponsmith
child
child
Woodcrafter
child
Brewer

Well, im getting bone ammo for our hunters so they can hunt
then ill make metal and wood so I can have archers.
Building more bedrooms as well.

oh Im eager to see what he will make

yaaaay
i put the giant badger in the animal cage so it will attack intruders.
the bone ammo is starting to be made
NONONONONONONONONONONO

ok malakor, do u want a redwarf?
I just started to plant shorghum now to make some flour and alcohol.
(man this game makes me go all over the place).
Time to enlist some new soldiers!!! I already have 3.

i think the clerk looks good so ill add him

wat the hell?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i think he died cuz of medical reasons
eyyyyy i have a giant cave toad caged ill tame em

my giant cave toad goes into my battle cage (a cage by my fort opening that kills any intruders that step on it)
Now im gonna gather every plant on the surface
oh its winter

[ProtoZoa]

Hi guys year 3 just started and at the end of every year a show every level of the fort   

Ground level

military, nest boxes, hospital, trade depot

housing complex 1 and bone ammo manufacturing

main floor

leather, cloth, storage, soap

mayors house

housing complex 2
Thats my fort, I look forward to people continuing to follow the story and have fun Im starting another season after this post drops and i will post spring 3 after i finish spring 3