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Poohbah

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #30 on: August 26, 2016, 07:46:29 pm »

 Unit number: Po001
Name: no one cares.
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive! :)



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Re: Grunts
« Reply #31 on: August 26, 2016, 09:38:05 pm »

Chew gum while trying to ignore pain, you are going to die anyway so no point of worrying about it
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #32 on: August 27, 2016, 12:51:39 am »

Check my backpack for some medical things. Use some useful medical things.
Unit number: Zr001
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Serious wound.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #33 on: August 27, 2016, 03:50:02 am »

Round Two, Landing Skies

Brick One

If anyone in this pod survives, you are now platoon 1, mkay? so I know how to keep you separated. statuses will be recorded thus:
Oz002 ,platoon1
inventory: gun, helmet, gum, backpack
status: wounded: bleedout 0/3
successful action: Horrible Example! (successful actions belong to the player, rather than the character. as such, they carry over between deaths.)
I'll do your actions first, then the crash landing roll, and death rolls after. So check the list at the bottom for injury and death updates.

First things first. tear off strip of material from bottom of shirt. Check Contents of backpack. If i have access to painkillers, apply. If possible, acquire cotton wadding. Apply pressure to arm stump, and tie off with strip of cloth.

Unit number: Ner001
Name: Femol
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
missing [L arm]
(2)You tug on your shirt for a while with your good hand, and then just clamp your hand over your stump and scream. Bleedout: 1/3

Start bandaging my now missing leg with little bits of my fatigues. Press down hard to staunch the bleeding.


Unit number: Su001
Equipment: Gun, military backpack, gum, helmet
Status: Missing [ RLeg]
(3) you manage to hold most of the blood inside. And scream. Bleedout: 0/3

Unit number: NJW001
Name: Nobody cares
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Serious Wound

Go into labour
You get bitch slapped by sergeant Oz002 for your histrionics. (3) your wound does not increase. not stabilized

Try to staunch the bleeding on my missing arm.

Unit number: Yo001
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Missing arm

(4) you get the medpack out of your packpack and apply the dermal sealant. Wound is stabilized. No bleedout for you. add "stabilized" to wound status

Unit Number: CR001
Name: Frank
Inventory: Gun, Military backpack, gum, helmet
Status: Serious Wound

Frank consumes gum to restore HP, and hopes to not choke. He also ducks and covers his head.
(5) You duck and cover like a well trained infantry man. You get one bonus point to the death roll when this tub crashes. No bleedout. add "stabilized" to wound status
 You consume your gum. it remains in your mouth, with status: chewed.

Unit Number Akuma01
Inventory: gun, backpack, gum, helmet
Status: Uninjured.
Steal anything useful (guns, ammunition, etc) from the nearby corpses.
(1) Oh goody. You reach across to pull on one of the corpse' gun, and it slides right out the hole. You accidentally tip over your own weapon, which then follows it right out the hole. You are gunless.

Unit number: Bo001
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet. (Equipment used: 4 of 8 hemostatic powder packets.)
Status: Serious wound. I have received shrapnel wounds to the right-torso, right arm and right leg.
(I am left-handed, so my dominant hand is uninjured.)


I pat myself down to check for wounds (Ironically, some wounds can be easily missed). I howl in pain, then try to staunch the bloodflow from the shrapnel wounds on my legs and arms by applying 4 hemostatic powder packets.
(4)You apply one[1] dermal patch to the serious wound. It reduces the pain, but not the screaming. No bleedout for you. add "stabilized" to wound status

Chew gum while trying to ignore pain, you are going to die anyway so no point of worrying about it
You are bitchslapped by  sergeant Oz002 for failing to identify yourself properly. Gum attains status: chewed. It remains in your mouth. (4) no bleedout for you. add "stabilized" to wound status

Check my backpack for some medical things. Use some useful medical things.
Unit number: Zr001
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Serious wound.
(4) you use a dermal patch and stabilize your wound. no bleedout. add "stabilized" to wound status

Brick one Crash roll(3)The pod crashes with lots of noise, shaking and more shrapnel flying about.
Dead in the crash: Akuma001, falls through the hole in teh side and is trampled by the falling brick.
increased wounds by one level: (alive>minor wound>seriouswound>maimed>maimedx2)
Yo001, Ner001, Zr001, HB001, NJW001

these fateful few manage to survive the crash with no additional damage:
Su001, Zii001, Bo001, CR001


Brick Two
If you are in this Brick, you are now Platoon 2 Identify yourself in such a manner:
Oz003, platoon 2
inventory:gun, helmet, gum, packpack

Except, don't, because:
Brick landing roll:1

Your brick is torn apart by antibrick fire, and you are likewise shredded before even making landfall. This entire platoon is dead:
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Unit number: Fish002
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Healthy (for now).

Help Yo001 staunch the bleeding.
Unit number: Jag001
Name: Shut up you sod. No one asked. No one cares.
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum

Am I to late to join?
Unit Number: DrM001
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Not dead yet

Pack Fish001's head into Fish001's backpack, and then put that backpack on backwards.
Unit #: ynk001
Inv: gun, pack
Status: alive
"YOU BASTARDS! FIIIIISH!"
Run to the breach in the hull and return fire!
Unit number: Po001
Name: no one cares.
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive! :)



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DH001, Fish002, Jag 001, DrM001, ynk001, and Po001 and also Oz003

Next round instructions

survivors of brick one are platoon 1. You will be in your crashed Brick, with no knowledge of outside. Good luck.

 new characters will be platoon 3. Your brick has landed. The bay door swings open onto incoming fire across the long, wide, sandy dunes. Your target is "That Way"TM

If oyu all think this is confusing, so do I. there's lots of you to keep track of, unsurprisingly.

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Re: Grunts
« Reply #34 on: August 27, 2016, 04:25:00 am »

ME JOIN NOW

Unit Number: Xan001
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #35 on: August 27, 2016, 04:37:26 am »

Unit number: NJW001
Platoon 1
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Maimed (lost arm)

Unload one-armed indiscriminately with my gun.

Have all characters do this automatically until 3rd September if not too much trouble.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2016, 02:32:51 pm by NJW2000 »
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #36 on: August 27, 2016, 05:41:25 am »

Zii001 ,platoon1
inventory: gun, helmet, gum (chewed, in mouth), backpack
status: serious wound (stabilized)

Search for the nearby enemies
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #37 on: August 27, 2016, 06:05:41 am »

Unit number: Su002, platoon 1
Inventory: Gun, helmet, gum, backpack
Status: Missing [RLeg], Bleedout [0/3]

Apply a hemostatic powder packet to the bloody nub where my leg used to be.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #38 on: August 27, 2016, 06:11:28 am »

Fish003, platoon3
inventory: gun, helmet, gum, backpack
status: Top condition!

Fire That Way!
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #39 on: August 27, 2016, 07:54:47 am »

Unit Number: CR001, platoon 1
Name: Frank
Inventory: Gun, Military backpack, chewed gum, helmet
Status: Serious Wound; stabilized

CR001 immediately disembarks the brick via the hole in the floor, then seeks cover behind any nearby debris; there should be a lot of it, considering that the brick has a hole in it.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #40 on: August 27, 2016, 09:57:19 am »

Unit number: Po002
Name: no one cares.
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
Status: Alive! :)

run for cover  and chew my gum
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #41 on: August 27, 2016, 09:58:31 am »


Unit number: Ner001
Name: Femol
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum. Helmet.
missing [L arm][L leg] (bleed out 1/3)

take matches/lighter, cauterize wounds.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2016, 11:25:42 am by HugeNerdAndProudOfIt »
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #42 on: August 27, 2016, 09:59:19 am »

I personally find it to be complete bullshit that you did one roll for all newcomers, and then executed us without any saving rolls. Ozarck, I am disappoint.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #43 on: August 27, 2016, 10:00:27 am »

This is warfare.
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Re: Grunts
« Reply #44 on: August 27, 2016, 10:48:04 am »

Unit number: Jag002 [platoon 3]
Name: Shut up you sod. No one asked. No one cares.
Inventory: Gun. military backpack. Gum

Return fire at the enemy firing from That Way™

((To be fair to Oz, we are doing a hot drop if your brick gets shredded by laser fire your going to die. Besides we get a free intro now from a non crashed brick.))
« Last Edit: August 27, 2016, 11:42:46 am by MidnightJaguar »
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