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Mobbstar

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Imagine being able to grab yourself /j
« on: July 19, 2021, 06:02:44 am »

Creatures in Dwarf Fortress can grab items and wrestle other creatures, but imagine if they could do that with themselves too!

Next time Urist throws a tantrum, she grabs herself, throws herself, grabs herself, throws herself, ad infinitum. She will be literally angry enough to fly away~
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Re: Imagine being able to grab yourself /j
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2021, 07:42:57 pm »

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Re: Imagine being able to grab yourself /j
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2021, 11:39:34 pm »

This feature sounds amusing, at least until you realize the ways in which it could easily be...abused by modders.
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Re: Imagine being able to grab yourself /j
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2021, 05:41:05 am »

Oog rip Oog head off!

Oog has been found dead.
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Re: Imagine being able to grab yourself /j
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2021, 05:03:42 pm »

I think troll physics is what you're looking for.
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Re: Imagine being able to grab yourself /j
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2021, 05:13:55 am »

I think troll physics is what you're looking for.
Cover yourself in *Plump Helmet Wine*
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Mobbstar

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Re: Imagine being able to grab yourself /j
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2021, 05:35:13 am »

Cover yourself in *Plump Helmet Wine*

So that's why I keep finding puddles of Dwarven Wine in the hospital beds: the patients were covered with it!
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Re: Imagine being able to grab yourself /j
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2021, 08:17:28 am »

With one well placed blow you cleave your skull!  :)
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Re: Imagine being able to grab yourself /j
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2021, 05:31:19 pm »

You grab your left hand with your left hand.

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Re: Imagine being able to grab yourself /j
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2021, 07:07:59 pm »

You grab your left hand with your left hand.
You grab your left hand with your left hand
You release your grip on your left hand
You bite your left hand and latch on firmly! You shake You by the left hand, tearing the muscle and chipping the bone! Many nerves have been severed!
You do the Urist pokey and you turn around
And that's what it's all about!
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Re: Imagine being able to grab yourself /j
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2021, 04:21:56 am »

You grab your left hand with your left hand.
You grab your left hand with your left hand
You release your grip on your left hand
You bite your left hand and latch on firmly! You shake You by the left hand, tearing the muscle and chipping the bone! Many nerves have been severed!
You do the Urist pokey and you turn around
And that's what it's all about!
ohhhh the Urist pokey
ohhhh the Urist pokey
ohhhh the Urist pokey
and thatís what itís all about!
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Re: Imagine being able to grab yourself /j
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2021, 01:57:44 pm »

You bite your nose!
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Re: Imagine being able to grab yourself /j
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2021, 02:03:11 am »

"I've got my nose!"
The severed part flies off in an ark.
"Aw shit."
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Re: Imagine being able to grab yourself /j
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2021, 04:03:30 am »

1) Do something.
2) Wait to be annoyed.
3) Throw yourself.
4) Fly.
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Re: Imagine being able to grab yourself /j
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2021, 11:51:57 pm »

This might lead to a lot of very distracted dwarves

Öfrom exploiting troll physics of course
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