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[Sarzael]

Dagger Rapepoison (Using Masterwork DF, maybe that has to do with it?) for a Doctor. I dont even want to know what he does with his patients O_O

[Xolroc]

You've got the "English Dwarves" option on, but it's going to be drawn from the same pool of name options as vanilla DF.  "Dagger" is "Urist."

[RenoFox]

This is the most deadly name of death:

[Button]

I have a FB hanging out in my 2nd-level caverns named Emo Meandark.

He's a bright blue, hairy hadrosaurid. So it's not a particularly appropriate name, but I still find it pretty hilarious.

[Dorflord]

here are couple of my artifacts and named weapons

Tuskskewered the Bride of Paddling, A Steel Shield
The Universes of Spreading, a pig tail fiber thong
This is a pig tail fiber thong.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is decorated with pig tail fiber and encircled with bands of rectangular diorite cabochons, donkey bone and cushion basalt cabochons.  It is made from pig tail fiber cloth.  This object menaces with spikes of cherry opal, diorite and red spinel.  On the item is an  image of table cut gems in olivine.

that one is rather kinky i think

DF is kinda like a text-based Rorschach test o.O

[Mr Space Cat]

One of the dwarves in my fort Axehole's military is Aban Owlcity. I like to imagine him humming "Fireflies" while hacking goblins apart.

[VerdantSF]

I have a married couple, Meng Roughwhips and Stakud Whipfondle.  Match made in dwarven heaven, I suppose.

[Trickman]

I have a married couple, Meng Roughwhips and Stakud Whipfondle.  Match made in dwarven heaven, I suppose.

That post goes well with your avatar picture.

[VerdantSF]

I have a married couple, Meng Roughwhips and Stakud Whipfondle.  Match made in dwarven heaven, I suppose.

That post goes well with your avatar picture.

Whuh?  Now you've made me feel self-conscious.  Time for a new pic, I guess.

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

I have a married couple, Meng Roughwhips and Stakud Whipfondle.  Match made in dwarven heaven, I suppose.

That post goes well with your avatar picture.

Whuh?  Now you've made me feel self-conscious.  Time for a new pic, I guess.

This really makes me wonder what his avatar used to be...

[VerdantSF]

It was just this other picture of me:

[Mr S]

Which I did not find to have anything to do with whipfondling.  Methinks there be some Freudian projectionism at work. 

[Trickman]

It was the "if you know what I mean" face he has in that picture that fits the sentence

[sculleywr]

The Bitchy Bodices sounds like a horrible place to be.