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LordBrassroast

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ROLL TO VIKING
« on: September 06, 2016, 10:29:55 am »

YOU ARE A VIKING

YOU ARE IN A BOAT ON THE SHORE

YOU ARE NEAR A SMALL ENGLISH VILLAGE

YOU ARE HEAVILY ARMED

WHAT DO?

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ziizo

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Re: ROLL TO VIKING
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2016, 10:38:35 am »

Be a viking-lawyer one of the most important of viking jobs, attack villagers viking laws have no power here.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2016, 11:03:00 am by ziizo »
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Coolrune206

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Re: ROLL TO VIKING
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2016, 10:39:04 am »

Go have tea with some Brits.
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Sarrak

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Re: ROLL TO VIKING
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2016, 10:45:41 am »

Preach to english churls about Odin and Valhalla. Let some experience glimpse of the latter through bloody combat.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2016, 10:49:59 am by Sarrak »
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

lawastooshort

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Re: ROLL TO VIKING
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2016, 10:53:04 am »

Bake some cake to take to the tea party.
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Dustan Hache

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Re: ROLL TO VIKING
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2016, 11:08:58 am »

Go have tea with some Brits.
Bake some cake to take to the tea party.
Kill these filthy traitors and eat their food like a true Viking!
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crazyabe

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Re: ROLL TO VIKING
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2016, 11:39:35 am »

((Since we are "heavily armed"))
I Am Viking Tank Driver, Now to Run people over.
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LordBrassroast

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Re: ROLL TO VIKING
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2016, 12:24:17 pm »

Be a viking-lawyer one of the most important of viking jobs, attack villagers viking laws have no power here.
[3] You are a Viking law student. You set off towards the village.

Go have tea with some Brits.
You're not a very good Viking.
[1] The other Vikings are not impressed with your lack of inclination to reave and pillage. They kill you as a traitor. It was for the best anyway, as India has not been discovered by the West yet anyway, so no tea. Respawn?

Preach to english churls about Odin and Valhalla. Let some experience glimpse of the latter through bloody combat.
[5] The Englishmen abandon the Christian faith to rediscover their pagan roots. Several particularly zealous Saxons attempt to REMOVE PAGAN, but you introduce them to your axe.

Bake some cake to take to the tea party.
[4]You grab some cake and head over to the village.

Go have tea with some Brits.
Bake some cake to take to the tea party.
Kill these filthy traitors and eat their food like a true Viking!
[1] vs [n/a] Coolrune's character is already dead, but lawastooshort continues unimpeded towards the village, because you managed to sever your own leg with your axe
STATUS GAINED: Missing leg!
STATUS GAINED: Bleeding to death! (4) turns until bleed out.

((Since we are "heavily armed"))
I Am Viking Tank Driver, Now to Run people over.
[3] You have an idea for a sort of armored wagon. You just have to make it a reality. ((Sorry dude, but it's 847 CE. There are no tanks. Or cars. Or guns. Or gasoline. But you get my point.

TURN ONE OVER
WHAT DO?

Coolrune206

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Re: ROLL TO VIKING
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2016, 12:26:30 pm »

Respawn. Instead, attempt to offer the British some crumpets.
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Re: ROLL TO VIKING
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2016, 12:32:37 pm »

Attack villagers with your axe
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Dustan Hache

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Re: ROLL TO VIKING
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2016, 12:32:54 pm »

Reattach my leg and stop bleeding already!
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

Sarrak

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Re: ROLL TO VIKING
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2016, 01:50:16 pm »

Lead my followers in faith onto zealous crusade against unbelievers! Pillage and glory!
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

crazyabe

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Re: ROLL TO VIKING
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2016, 01:51:11 pm »

LOOT AN' PILLAGE!!!
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Re: ROLL TO VIKING
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2016, 02:27:41 pm »

STAY BEHIND AND MIND THE LONGSHIP
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Re: ROLL TO VIKING
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2016, 02:31:36 pm »

Work myself into berserk frenzy! These mushrooms are very tasty.
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