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wer6

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You are Railgun operator
« on: October 20, 2016, 08:07:42 pm »

Today is your first day on the job as a Railgun operator. as a proud member of the [blank] species, your duty is to prep the railgun, and fire it when the commander orders you, at the coordinates they also give you. in front of you, you see your trustworthy Railgun loader and your little shelf filled with Rail Pellets. You are pretty sure you're going to need to fire the gun soon...

What do you do, who are you, and what species do you belong too?

This is a free suggestion game, with not much in the way of planning to get me more adjusted for responding in what I might post in the future.
« Last Edit: October 20, 2016, 08:32:06 pm by wer6 »
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Re: You are Railgun operator
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2016, 08:44:21 pm »

We are Thomas Mathews, a proud Human member of the Marine Corps, and we are going to load that Railgun with the pellets!
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Re: You are Railgun operator
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2016, 08:46:43 pm »

We are Thomas Mathews, a proud Human member of the Marine Corps, and we are going to load that Railgun with the pellets!
+1 *Space Marine Corps

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Re: You are Railgun operator
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2016, 08:54:11 pm »

Raingun Fired!

Loading the pellets of molybdenum steel, you carefully slot it into the loader, and the gun happily gorges itself on the glorious weaponized metal ball bearings. The coils begin to charge up, and with a crack, the ludicrously dangerous weapon fires its payload into the dangerous depths of space. Over your comms, you hear the local section commander scream over the radio "FIRE, FIRE! DON'T LET THEM THROUGH!"

Just as the railgun cools down, however, you distinctly notice that the left coil of the railgun is almost entirely ripped out of its mounting...

You're pretty sure you can fix this, but how?
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Re: You are Railgun operator
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2016, 08:56:32 pm »

Spit, duct tape and a good kick. Insult it just for good measure.
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Re: You are Railgun operator
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2016, 09:00:15 pm »

((Sorry, not gonna be able to post again today, I kind of realized it is way too late for me to be posting these kinds of things.))
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Re: You are Railgun operator
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2016, 09:02:55 pm »

Spit, duct tape and a good kick. Insult it just for good measure.
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What could go wrong?
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Re: You are Railgun operator
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2016, 09:06:12 pm »

Spit, duct tape and a good kick. Insult it just for good measure.
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What could go wrong?
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Re: You are Railgun operator
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2016, 09:09:15 pm »

With enough duct tape you could fix anything. In Mother Russia duct tape fixes YOU!
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Re: You are Railgun operator
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2016, 09:20:43 pm »

With enough duct tape you could fix build anything. In Mother Russia duct tape fixes YOU!
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Re: You are Railgun operator
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2016, 10:02:42 pm »

Spit, duct tape and a good kick. Insult it just for good measure.
Don't insult our gun! It's our partner in life, our best friend, our sexual partner uh, best friend! We've gotta treat it right, or it will break down constantly.
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Re: You are Railgun operator
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2016, 10:49:52 pm »

Spit, duct tape and a good kick. Insult it just for good measure.
Don't insult our gun! It's our partner in life, our best friend, our sexual partner uh, best friend! We've gotta treat it right, or it will break down constantly.


YEAH! don't spit on it christ.
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Re: You are Railgun operator
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2016, 10:56:31 pm »

Maybe our gun likes it rough?
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Re: You are Railgun operator
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2016, 10:58:43 pm »

Hug the railgun and then whisper soft loving things into it's ears ???coils???
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Re: You are Railgun operator
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2016, 05:13:57 am »

Putting it back together.

For a brief moment you think of coddling your very important rail gun. you think otherwise and  go at it with duct tape,  steel toed boots, and a single lemon. after just five minutes, the entire assembly is now re-attached to the mounting and has a lemon somewhere. But just as you finish, the section leader walks in and begins screaming at you for a split moment in the various insults befitting a private in the infantry rather then a Space marine. then he sees your imtprved railgun, nods, and leaves.

Oh, it looks like you can choose who you fire at now.
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