I booted up composite mod and created a small world with 83 years, high civilization count, low sites, medium beasts, medium savagery, and rare minerals occurance. the main landmass is the Round Continent which is overrun with animal men. also it has a Ka po'tun Tower of rislisthokral, whatever that means. their are dwarves in hamlets. their are some islands to the west of the Round continent, almost all of which has a hamlet on it. then to the north there is the Amazing Continent, a small continent that for some reason doesn't have any civilized beings on it. ok, now I'm starting the game on adventure mode. strange, the only non-outsiders are crow men, puffin men, mosquito men, swan men, and jumping spider man. I'm partial to Mosquito man, but I'll try a creature that's actually from this mod instead. Keg stand? Hmm.. do you keg stands bleed out alcohol? Hylian? those are for Hyrule right? I am going to play a heroic one named "Link", with high agility and toughness, and above average strength. he is a proficient knife fighter who can also throw competently.
I start in a hamlet called "Pearlteal". It appears that this place is abandoned. I head to the mead hall, attempting to find anybody here. there isn't a mead hall. huh. I head to a nearby town. I go to the palace, in order to meet Princess Zelda. I look at my inventory and see I have a serrated orichalcum spear, and a chitin training dagger. I see a sign that says "the swamp of assault", which causes me to think I've found a weapon's shop. It's a clothing store. who names a clothing store "the Swamp of Assault"? something horrible has happened! the palace is abandoned! Ganondorf must have gotten here first! First I shall loot-, I mean look for some stuff to help me find Princess Zelda. I find minor minions of Ganondorf up some stairs. They look like humanoid crows, and one of them is claiming he's a chief. I attempt to force them to tell me where Zelda is.
imimi omoleyara , chief: I am imimi Roarmessiah! Prepare to die!
Link:...
I slash him in the upper arm with my dagger, and the muscle and many nerves are shredded. also I knock the crow back. A nearby Crow woman spearman stabs me in the right foot, but I remain upright. I defeated Imini with a headshot, then I turned my attention to the other crow. I miss her, but I trip and knock her over. for some reason the crow was holding a barrel lid, but I knocked it out of her hands. I also damage her left hand, causing her to drop her spear. I am left-handed, by the way. I hit her with a flurry of slashes and stabs, then kick her head and knock her unconsious. when she wakes up I will make her tell me where Zelda is. for now, I explore the tower.
ule Tayolimame, chief of chiefs: I am Ule Steamgrowths! Prepare to die!
Link:...
He punches me, then dodges so I accidently run into a wall, and I fall down. I stab him in the lower body, and tear his guts. he immidiatly vomits, and I try hard not to do the same. I grab him by the shirt and ask where Zelda is.
Ule: "I don't know what '...' means!" *retch* "just leave me alone."
I could not such an evil remain in this world, and gave him a one-way ticket to hell. I go back down and the Spearcrow is awake again. She refuses to help me, and despite having no weapons, tried to hit me. I hit back, and deprived the world pop of one crow man. I head down to the dungeons, as Zelda could be imprisoned there. I locate another minion of Ganondorf, a small goblin with a silver short sword. I steal it, along with his evil life. I find a magical amulet made of moo moo horn. it menaces with spikes of bronze. this will surely help with exracting information from any future prisoners. as I go along, suddenly I goblin jumps out and swings his sword at me. even though I am taken by suprise, I still manage to parrie the blow.
Ritx Failedassault, captain: ...
Link:...(finally someone who speaks my language!
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I charge down the stairs and charge at Ritx, who tries to dodge, but falls down. suddenly an arrow comes out of the gloom and buries itself in my leg. It is extremly painful, but I continue the crusade. I will never die!
Actually I'm wrong, because the goblin counterstrikes and knocks me out, then stabs me in the head, tearing the brain.
Ok, let's try someone else. I try a Dalek. "exterminate!"
I am in the village of suitorsoaked. it appears too abandoned to have anything to exterminate.
Oh, I find some crow people.
Me:"exterminate!"
Alu epeverera, Crow woman Trader:Hello, dalek. I am Alu Sparklehair.
Me: Exterminate!
Alu: Snarlglass is a half day's travel to the south. Ritxa Failedassault(the guy who killed link!) is there.
Me: EXTERMINATE!
Alu: Goodbye.
Alu: Aggggh this thing is plungering me!
I knock Alu into another crow person, who explodes. Then I take a few other crows out with my trusty plunger.
Then I smash a crow woman farmer right into Alu. The farmer continues to fight, despite her broken skull, but I take her out with my trusty extermination beam. Hmm... It appears that the plunger attack doesn't latch, despite the fact that it's a plunger. Anyway, I decide to give my plunger a break, and stab Alu in the upper body with a Alfr Spear. She's still alive. Just how strong is Alu? She's taken 2 blows to the head, twice crashing into people, 2 extermination beams, and a spear to the chest. I hit her repeatedly in the head until she's finally dead. Ok, I'm going to head to Snarlglass, nad Ritxa Failedassault. I discover a river. Can daleks swim? Guess we'll find out.
Wait, Daleks can fly? I find a Brahim Cow. Time for some extermination of non-plungery races! Well, they have two heads, so it takes a little longer, but I destroy the whole tribe, and continue on my way. I am abushed by something called "cliff racers". How nice of them to have saved me the trouble of tracking them down. time for ALERT! The cliff racers appear to be legless bats of unknown size.
I easily EXTERMINATE them. I am in Snarlgloss now, and moving in on Ritxa.
I am in the dungeon and engaging in combat with a gobbo. one gobbo down. as I go through the darkness two arrows come out of nowhere, but miss me. I find the goblin bowman. He picked the wrong tin can with a plunger on it and some lights, to mess with. I find another gobbo, and smash him to pieces with the mighty plunger.
this is the dalek's kill list: 4 brahmin cows, 2 horses, 6 crows, 2 cliff racers, and 2 goblins.
Rixta Failedassailt, captain: ....
Me: EXTERMINATE!!!(translation: you killed my former life! prepare for death!)
Oh, crap. A goblin archer just messed on my upper-mid left flank bumps. he will die as well. I kill the archer, then focus on Rixtu, who almost immediatly dies. Ok, I'm going to retire now.