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Scoops Novel

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If Bay12 Was Forced To Beat A Group Of Time-Travelling Post-Apocalyptic Raiders
« on: October 29, 2022, 11:21:03 am »
They are wreaking havoc across the world, due to thier stable time portal to 2032, and Bay12 has been designated as the Defenders of the Timeline by the cosmic authorities. No one has been notified outside the forum, of course.
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Re: If Bay12 Was Forced To Beat A Group Of Time-Travelling Post-Apocalyptic Raiders
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2022, 04:14:50 am »
We must follow these steps to win!

Step 1: Obtain gun and ammo.
Step 2: Load gun.
Step 3: Find raider.
Step 4: Aim gun at raider.
Step 5: Shoot raider until dead.
Step 6: Repeat steps 2 to 6 until all raiders are dead.
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Re: If Bay12 Was Forced To Beat A Group Of Time-Travelling Post-Apocalyptic Raiders
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2022, 10:14:24 am »
Even with all our numbers i doubt Bay12 could out-organize and outshoot them.
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Re: If Bay12 Was Forced To Beat A Group Of Time-Travelling Post-Apocalyptic Raiders
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2022, 02:21:03 am »
Quote from: Scoops Novel on October 30, 2022, 10:14:24 am
Even with all our numbers i doubt Bay12 could out-organize and outshoot them.
ACQUIRE BIGGER GUN.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: If Bay12 Was Forced To Beat A Group Of Time-Travelling Post-Apocalyptic Raiders
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2022, 04:16:27 am »
Have a talk with those cosmic authorities; submit a requisition for equipment.
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Re: If Bay12 Was Forced To Beat A Group Of Time-Travelling Post-Apocalyptic Raiders
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2022, 09:24:52 pm »
Who in their right mind would give Bay12 a time machine?
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Re: If Bay12 Was Forced To Beat A Group Of Time-Travelling Post-Apocalyptic Raiders
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2022, 01:37:32 am »
Quote from: Scoops Novel on October 31, 2022, 09:24:52 pm
Who in their right mind would give Bay12 a time machine?
Probably the same idiots to put us in charge of killing an army of raiders.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: If Bay12 Was Forced To Beat A Group Of Time-Travelling Post-Apocalyptic Raiders
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2022, 06:50:54 am »
I think it's silly to raid the past, but I'm not sure... Maybe stealing the food out of your own hands, always 5 minute earlier than before is really neat way to break the universe over a few bucks.
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