Bay 12 Games Forum

A train of starved-looking camels arrives at the press.
   Duneling executive: "What about half a year of full-page advertising in the Gazette?"

Cliche scratches its chin, pondering.

"I'd like a demonstration of their... work. They don't look particularly impressive..."

An open letter directed to the Concerned Mother with a clearly unintended insertion appears in both the Gazette and the Gossiper offering explanation for previously published articles. A flood of approving letters comes in, and the staff quickly move all their paper upstairs, keeping the letters out with buckets. (Panzer: -5E)

Encourage the Kharis to develop flood-proof paper and other printing materials.