Completely miss this speech as I return to the Field of Deeds.
Missing so many things...
Feedback time again! Use horrible feedback noises to weaken the enemy's mental and auditory defences.
6
-1 - Tune volume up to eleven, fiddle with few knobs to change sound of theremin and let loose most mentally disturbing sounds. It's hardly a music, dubstep about cats trying to mate with angels, but the power you weave into output of your instrument beautifully knits it together into coherent form.
Palpable waves of power emanate from theremin, distorting light as they travel forward covering half of the camp before dissipating. Closest orcs stagger and fall over holding their ears. However from back of the camp sound of trumper can be heard calling for battle. Army furthest away gathers up really fast into formation, raising up flags and battle standards.
Commence with my sinister plan once you know who, returns.
You will be waiting for a while. Better do something productive in meanwhile.
Join the Master in his song of annihilation!
Song of supernova
4
-1 & 6
-1 - Who knew electric guitar and harmonica play together so well? Maestro rocks out on his boulder and you mosh away next to him, both gathering power of music into single point between you and the camp. The point starts glowing and pulsing in rhytmically, growing brighter and bigger with every passing second. With the final note blindingly bright pulse eminates from it, before gathered power finally explode outwards.
Orcs nearest to orchestra foolishly didn't retreat, and now they pay for that. Grass is turned into ash in front of light, closest tents reach their flash point and are reduced to ashes instantly and hundred orcs are ignited and burned to death in matter of seconds. Another hundred dies soon from full body burns.
"Do you smell that? I love smell of roasted bacon!"Don't destroy the world.
Do destroy the orcs though.
There's so many ways to destroy orcs you can't even decide which particular manner of destruction to use here.
5
-1 - Sonic and fire have been used, so how about lightning next? You switch your chicken plucker to thunder mode and play. After few seconds power of music connects to sky and with every note lightning strikes down into the camp. Watch towers are targeted first, but as those shatter it starts targeting tents, flags, battle standards and upright spears orcs are wielding. Many are disabled.
Orc response to your assault is quick. Obviously they have plans in place for various situations and being ambushed by group of bards apparently is one of the plans. Various displays of light shine on sky above the camp, no doubt work of mages, delivering orders and formations. All soldiers gather in columns and start marching to left, right and center. Those going to sides do probably know way to get on the cliff you are standing on, but it remains mystery how the third group intends to get you.
Orc soldiers are not your immediate worry. The most pressing problem is flaming boulders arcing in your direction. Draignean, S34N1C and TheBiggerFish dodge fiery death and end up back to back with each other. This akward situation prevents them from properly avoiding next burning rock and have their instruments burned. S34N1C's harmonica is already in bad condition, so suprise reheating is enough to break it. He retreats to get his third harmonica.
The very same rock burns Ultimuh's hair.
But it's not all bad news! Reinforcements are coming! Poohbah, Harry Baldman and MidnightJaguar arrive with their brand new instruments!
Shared Effects:Player: Guild Master
Instrument: Electric guitar, Death Whistle
Effects:- Iron will
- Damaged eardrums (-1 for musicality)
- Rousing speech!
Player: Sosoku234
Instrument: Damaged Trombone
Effects:- Damaged eardrums (-1 for musicality)
- Rousing speech!
Player: Draignean
Instrument: Damaged Amplified Cactus
Effects:- Damaged eardrums (-1 for musicality)
- Rousing speech!
Player: Ultimuh
Instrument: Damaged Didgeridoo
Effects:- Cosplaying shaman
- Damaged eardrums (-1 for musicality)
- Rousing speech!
Player: DolosusDoleus
Instrument: Damaged Theremin
Effects:- Dance by my rules
- Damaged eardrums (-1 for musicality)
- Rousing speech!
Player: TheBiggerFish
Instrument: Damaged Synthesizer (B. S. Johnson Chicken Plucker)
Effects:- Damaged eardrums (-1 for musicality)
- Rousing speech!
Player: Poohbah
Instrument: Flute
Effects:Player: Harry Baldman
Instrument: Jaw harp
Effects:Player: MidnightJaguar
Instrument: Marching snare drum
Effects: 2 - Maegil, Tambourine
3 - crazyabe, One-man band
3 - Mallos, Accordion
3 - KiwiOui, Saxophone
4 - ziizo, Violin
4 - Coolrune206, Lyre
5 - S34N1C, Harmonica
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