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Author Topic: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)  (Read 10310 times)

Puppyguard

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #165 on: February 15, 2017, 07:17:37 pm »

Peringo helps Sulus push the giant mole corpse outside of the tavern
"Well, I'd better get going. Goodbye Sulus!"
Peringo leaves the tavern and goes down the road into the horizon
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #166 on: February 15, 2017, 07:19:49 pm »

Sulus: Farewell, Peringo!

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Wait! You didn't tell me how to boil giant cave spider meat!

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #167 on: April 28, 2017, 01:03:19 pm »

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #168 on: April 28, 2017, 01:38:36 pm »

A sentient 10-foot tall statue of a human knight, chiseled out of granite, walks into the shop.

Do... you... sell... hydra... blood?
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #169 on: April 28, 2017, 01:55:57 pm »

A sentient 10-foot tall statue of a human knight, chiseled out of granite, walks into the shop.

Do... you... sell... hydra... blood?

Sulus: ...Sadly not. You look... interesting. What's your story?

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #170 on: April 28, 2017, 05:00:34 pm »

Not... of... import... Do... you... sell... weapons?
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #171 on: April 28, 2017, 05:47:27 pm »

Not... of... import... Do... you... sell... weapons?

Sulus: I am just a barkeep. I have no weapons for sale.

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #172 on: April 28, 2017, 10:03:11 pm »

Quite... a... shame...
Very.. well...
Do... you... possess... anything... of... high... flammability? You... mortals... tend... to... have... such... things... as... imbibements, yes?
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #173 on: April 29, 2017, 07:57:47 am »

Quite... a... shame...
Very.. well...
Do... you... possess... anything... of... high... flammability? You... mortals... tend... to... have... such... things... as... imbibements, yes?


Sulus: Well, booze is rather flammable...

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #174 on: April 30, 2017, 01:05:57 pm »

May... I... have... one... barrel?
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #175 on: April 30, 2017, 01:07:21 pm »

May... I... have... one... barrel?

Sulus: Sure.

*drags out a barrel of dwarven ale*

Do you have any coins or...?

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #176 on: April 30, 2017, 01:08:05 pm »

No... what of it?
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #177 on: April 30, 2017, 01:15:53 pm »

No... what of it?

Sulus: Well, I live by selling alcohol to people. That's the way of a tavern keeper. I need coins so I can buy what I need, like food, drink, and other essentials.

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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #178 on: April 30, 2017, 01:51:05 pm »

Hmm... you mortals... very strange...
How... can... I... acquire... "coins"?
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Re: The Accidental Marble (3rd Shopkeeper, Dwarf Tavern Keeper)
« Reply #179 on: April 30, 2017, 01:52:37 pm »

Hmm... you mortals... very strange...
How... can... I... acquire... "coins"?


Sulus: Well, there are plenty of jobs you can take!
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