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[Libash_Thunderhead]

I was wondering why some merchants hadn't left the map when I found this...
The wagon was floating above the snow field and couldn't move.

[Urist McVoyager]

Ha! Your Santa uses yaks?

[steel jackal]

Ha! Your Santa uses yaks?

seems more dwarfy than reindeer.

i seem to recall somewhere there being a really epic tale of dwarven santa, though i cant remember if i read it on here or the wiki

[Skorpion]

Maybe a tree grew under it.

[Libash_Thunderhead]

Nah, no trees. The dorfs were channeling before they arrived. So maybe when they returned the ground was already gone.

I rescued them by building 3x3 walls plus ramps under them.

[overseer05-15]

Ha! Your Santa uses yaks?

seems more dwarfy than reindeer.

i seem to recall somewhere there being a really epic tale of dwarven santa, though i cant remember if i read it on here or the wiki

Wasn't it aquatic lizard Santa?

And it went something like:

Ho ho ho! I'll be shoving economic stone so far up your ass that you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!

Or somesuch?

[steel jackal]

Ha! Your Santa uses yaks?

seems more dwarfy than reindeer.

i seem to recall somewhere there being a really epic tale of dwarven santa, though i cant remember if i read it on here or the wiki

Wasn't it aquatic lizard Santa?

And it went something like:

Ho ho ho! I'll be shoving economic stone so far up your ass that you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!

Or somesuch?

no, i was mistaken and it was goblin santa and his helpers. it was a D for dwarf article on the wiki

[wierd]

Goblinclaus is a bit like a Santa+Krampus mashup.

If the wee dwarven children are naughty, then GoblinClaus puts them in his sack, and takes them away.
However, if the children are good, and stay indoors during the civilian alert, then GoblinClaus leaves them lots of fine steel trinkets that their superior dwarven smith parents can turn into a fancy new miniforge.

GoblinClause does not, however, fly in a magic wagon.

[Ironfang]

He rides on his team of magical not-flying birds.

[overseer05-15]

Found it.

Ho Ho Ho! I'm going to be sticking economic stone so far up your stockings, you'll be coughing up gemstone windows!

_{also yea it's gobboclause but i found it anyways, don't judge me}