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[speciesunkn0wn]

OOC: So, I'm attempting a communist fortress. Got some groundwork rules already. (Might have to adjust one of them though.)
THE RULES!
-Anything underground won't be smoothed.
-No making trinkets and crap.
-3X1 bedrooms (If the dwarves are good), otherwise it's 2X1.
-Nobles get no bedroom, they sleep outside unless they mandate useful things like weapons.
-Everything must be built out of Red or Grey materials if possible.
-Enemies will be captured and sent to GULAG (Need some ridiculous acronym for an arena).
-Nobles will be sent to help with GULAG if they are useless.
-No importing allowed unless absolutely necessary (aka: no food and starving or something similar. Or potatoes for vodka), only exporting. <--(We can bring in only one single thing in trading that way they'll accept our goods.)
-All dwarves have all labors enabled.
-All dwarven are similar to 'Comrade Urist McCommie'.
-All dwarves will serve in the military.
-Only drink will be Vodka (or the DF equivalent).
[Another edit] Additions from myself!
-Trade with humans for potatoes until plenty of potatoes are gained, then seize all goods later.
-Melt down any toys and bracelets, crowns, etc. etc. that are found; if not meltable, then atom smash or drop in lava.
[EDIT] Additions!
-Slate (or other grey stone) block towers for living.
-Add images of 'Dwarves laboring' to as many items as possible.
-GULAG: Grand United Liberation Army Gladiatorial pit!
Thank you to:
/u/Dumbr
Rethi-Eli
I'd appreciate some more ideas from the community! (And will dorf anyone who wishes.)

*read in russian accent*

Sekrit Dokumentz: 14th Granite, Y25
Comrade Overseer Delerdorf Tulonistrath

Glory to Mountainhome! Our king of The Trustful Sacks 'as geeven meself the mission of handpicking seeven uther dorfs so zthat we can show World glory of communism!

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We arrive at volcano for infinite power to forge goods for glory of mountainhome! Plenty of mountain height means lots of stone to use in building tallest towers in land!

I order the dorfs to dig initial hole to keep supplies safe. And to mark government building entrance.

Sekrit Dokuments: 21st Felsite, Y25
Comrade Overseer Delerdorf Tulonistrath

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Red iz animal zone. Light blue iz entrance. White iz stockpile for everything. Blue iz basic workshop zone. Green iz dining-room-to-be.

Soon we get trade depot and dining room finished. Now we work on making floor to make magma workshops!

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Lack of boozeable plant and cookable plant show we forgot farms. We will make better farm once we get potato. Plump helmet and cave wheat will do for now.

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Floor iz done and magma forge and magma smith are built. But ore take forever to haul up stair. So we make stockpile next to forge room!

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We spend several week removing hill in front of entrance to flatten land for tower and wall buildings.

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Sekrit Dokuments: Sometime in fall, Y25
Comrade Overseer Delerdorf Tulonistrath

Turns out trader don't accept goods for nothing unless offered to king. We will import one thing per trade session and give away lots of things for the good and glory of Mountainhome!

Sekrit Dokuments: Sometime in winter, Y25
Comrade Overseer Delerdorf Tulonistrath

Fokking giant keas. If dey would kindly plummet and die, we'd all be graetful. I will organize some crozbow squads to kill the flying bastuards. But if that was not enough, we have were'edge'og problems.

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Blue circle is werebeast.

To show giant kea problem: here is aftermath.

Our miners managed to kill the beast with their pickaxes and only got relatively minor injury in return!

Sekrit Dokuments: 1st Granite, Y26
Comrade Overseer Delerdorf Tulonistrath

The end of year has come. Population and wealth records are below.

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OOC: Sorry for the lack of dates, I need to remember to look at the date. :/ Also my accent writing is bad. XD I hope this was at least decent? Maybe? I'll add more story-y stuff later. I also need to go through and make several stockpiles that allow stuff with quality and stuff without quality so that I may sell the stuff with quality. We don't need masterwork stuff in our fortress!

QUOTES!

We do what we must for the glory of Mountainhome, and our glorious leader! Down with the capitalist pigs and the Uristocrats!

"Least likely to get dorfed"? Would a capitalist elf work? 

...

I am hurt inside.

This is what happens when you taunt someone for supposedly not being Communist when you yourself are not one. 

WATCH LIST

-Comrade Red Dragon
-Comrade Erin Quill

All above have only warning. Another mistake and you will be in GULAG Pit as first Guards! (Bone/Leather armor with obsidian short swords and copper shields and red cloaks)

[Fleeting Frames]

Amusing.

"All dwarves can take a job" reminds me of autolabor plugin, though that one seeks to make skilled artisans.

[Timeless Bob]

The accent as written in your entry is pure "bad Russian" English.  Very schlock.  Keep it.

[Gwolfski]

Ptw. This is very nice.

[onciblu]

Nice, let give a couple of suggestions




- Any noble that loose its position is because of betrayl of the revolution, and so he will be executed
- (public) Executions will be done by paredão: Dwafs will be put against a wall and receive balistas shots
- Any upgrade on dwarfs lifestyle (like housing) must only be done if done for all at once.

[TheImmortalRyukan]

Hahaha, Comrade Ryukan wvishes da further da glory of Mother Redtsar.

(dorf request, give me the lowest labor possible, i.e. hauling.)


-Edit: HAHAH, I misspelled Redstar, but somehow, that still works

[Sanctume]

Draft and Dorf me, Sanctume!

Ideas:
Drinks.  Maybe no wine or beer allowed.  Narrows list to:
Pig tail = dwaven ale
Sweet pod = dwarven rum
Muck Root (Wetlands (Wet) = Swamp whiskey
Rat weed (Not freezing (Wet) = Sewer Brew
Rope Reed (Not freezing (Wet) = River spirits
except Potato (Not freezing (Wet) = Potato wine

How about caste system:
Peasant - all labors; dorm bedrooms; cloth/bone armor, bone crossbows, wood shields.
Military - Militia Commander + soldiers, barracks dorm bedrooms; leather armor, metal weapons.
KGB - Captain of the Guard + squad; bedrooms, 1x3: bed, coffer, cabinet; metal armor and weapons.
Nobles: bedrooms 1x3 + according to required furnitures.

Militia Commander, Captain of the Guard, Manager = grey or red furnitures
Mayor, Liaison = exotic color rock furnitures
Baron = silver furnitures
Duke = electrum (silver + gold) furnitures
Monarch = gold furnitures

Stones / Ores

Light Gray
Anhydrite, Dacite (L), Gneiss (L), Granite (L), Phyllite (L), Stibnite
Bismuthinite

Darl Gray
Andesite (L), Basalt (L), Chromite, Claystone (L), Diorite (L), Gabbro (L), Graphite, Hornblende, Ilmenite, Jet, Mica, Pyrolusite, Rhyolite (L), Shale (L), Slate
Bituminous coal, Lignite, Obsidian (L)
Magnetite, Sphalerite, Tetrahedrite

Dark Red
Bauxite
Kaolinite
Hematite

Red
Cinnabar, Petrified wood, Realgar

[speciesunkn0wn]

Nice, let give a couple of suggestions




- Any noble that loose its position is because of betrayl of the revolution, and so he will be executed
- (public) Executions will be done by paredão: Dwafs will be put against a wall and receive balistas shots
- Any upgrade on dwarfs lifestyle (like housing) must only be done if done for all at once.

Glorious dwarven justice will be initiated, hammerer and jails in full view of dining hall.

Hahaha, Comrade Ryukan wvishes da further da glory of Mother Redtsar.

(dorf request, give me the lowest labor possible, i.e. hauling.)


-Edit: HAHAH, I misspelled Redstar, but somehow, that still works

All are same, comrade. But I will dorf you as peasant.

Draft and Dorf me, Sanctume!

Ideas:
Drinks.  Maybe no wine or beer allowed.  Narrows list to:
Pig tail = dwaven ale
Sweet pod = dwarven rum
Muck Root (Wetlands (Wet) = Swamp whiskey
Rat weed (Not freezing (Wet) = Sewer Brew
Rope Reed (Not freezing (Wet) = River spirits
except Potato (Not freezing (Wet) = Potato wine

How about caste system:
Peasant - all labors; dorm bedrooms; cloth/bone armor, bone crossbows, wood shields.
Military - Militia Commander + soldiers, barracks dorm bedrooms; leather armor, metal weapons.
KGB - Captain of the Guard + squad; bedrooms, 1x3: bed, coffer, cabinet; metal armor and weapons.
Nobles: bedrooms 1x3 + according to required furnitures.

Militia Commander, Captain of the Guard, Manager = grey or red furnitures
Mayor, Liaison = exotic color rock furnitures
Baron = silver furnitures
Duke = electrum (silver + gold) furnitures
Monarch = gold furnitures

Stones / Ores

Light Gray
Anhydrite, Dacite (L), Gneiss (L), Granite (L), Phyllite (L), Stibnite
Bismuthinite

Darl Gray
Andesite (L), Basalt (L), Chromite, Claystone (L), Diorite (L), Gabbro (L), Graphite, Hornblende, Ilmenite, Jet, Mica, Pyrolusite, Rhyolite (L), Shale (L), Slate
Bituminous coal, Lignite, Obsidian (L)
Magnetite, Sphalerite, Tetrahedrite

Dark Red
Bauxite
Kaolinite
Hematite

Red
Cinnabar, Petrified wood, Realgar

Comrade, in the glorious communism, ALL are same. If noble mandates useful item, noble get 2x1. If noble mandate useless thing like crowns, noble get bed outside!

You vill be dorfed as vell. Do not worry. I have hammer, axe, and marksmen squad. Which would you like?

[CABL]

I'm Russian, so dorf me in as CABL. I want to be an animal trainer, with a preference for either bear or crocs of any kind, if possible.

For De Moderland!

[Sanctume]

Axe is like scythe, I like

[taptap]

OOC: So, I'm attempting a communist fortress. Got some groundwork rules already. (Might have to adjust one of them though.)
THE RULES!
-Anything underground won't be smoothed.

Look up pictures of the Moscow metro. Make surface buildings grey if you need to, but the underground should be glorious!

[speciesunkn0wn]

I'm Russian, so dorf me in as CABL. I want to be an animal trainer, with a preference for either bear or crocs of any kind, if possible.

For De Moderland!

Ok Comrade, I will dorf you as best animal trainer.

Axe is like scythe, I like

Ok Comrade! You will be dorfed as one of the original seven!

OOC: So, I'm attempting a communist fortress. Got some groundwork rules already. (Might have to adjust one of them though.)
THE RULES!
-Anything underground won't be smoothed.

Look up pictures of the Moscow metro. Make surface buildings grey if you need to, but the underground should be glorious!

Hmm...All will be engraved with our glorious symbol in any underground workshops or workshops with smoothable stone, otherwise no smoothing. All things will have our glorious symbol on them if possible!

[FakerFangirl]

Please name me a dwarf called Urist Faker and make me a weaver please!

[speciesunkn0wn]

Please name me a dwarf called Urist Faker and make me a weaver please!

Da Comrade! I will do that.

[Vuohijumala]

I have a feeling this is going to be awesome. I humbly request a dorfing. Profession doesn't matter, as every labor is best labor.