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[hector13]

I like my tangerines to not be in charge of the nuclear stockpile.

[wierd]

no, that's a kumquat.

(small, orange, hard to deal with-- thinks it's big stuff.)

[Dunamisdeos]

I think it's important to have these discussions so that we all remember that we aren't just terrible opinions, we are people with terrible opinions and we all enjoy the situational fresh tangerine from time to time. Good talk.

[Rolan7]

I dunno.  Tangerines are so gross that I think I have less faith in your personhood now. 
They're like oranges but somehow even worse.

[JoshuaFH]

I dunno.  Tangerines are so gross that I think I have less faith in your personhood now. 
They're like oranges but somehow even worse.

What do you have against bestfruit, aka Oranges?

[MrRoboto75]

I dunno.  Tangerines are so gross that I think I have less faith in your personhood now. 
They're like oranges but somehow even worse.

What do you have against bestfruit, aka Oranges?

I can't compare them to apples.

[Dunamisdeos]

I think it's important to have these discussions so that we all remember that we aren't just terrible opinions, we are people with terrible opinions and we all enjoy the situational fresh tangerine from time to time. Good talk.

I dunno.  Tangerines are so gross that I think I have less faith in your personhood now. 
They're like oranges but somehow even worse.

Only our lizard-scaled overlords dislike the noble tangerine.

[Madman198237]

And now, a note about your sponsor:

Bay12, where even the tangents have tangerines, uh, tangents.

[Greiger]

I think it's important to have these discussions so that we all remember that we aren't just terrible opinions, we are people with terrible opinions and we all enjoy the situational fresh tangerine from time to time. Good talk.

I dunno.  Tangerines are so gross that I think I have less faith in your personhood now. 
They're like oranges but somehow even worse.

Only our lizard-scaled overlords dislike the noble tangerine.

Hey now I like tangerines, the fruit itself is a pain to work with but juice it up nice and it's good.

Wait no, my supervisor is telling me that we indeed are supposed to hate tangerines, be allergic to them even.   Also also we hate having our snoots booped.  We may act like we like it but no, do it enough and we will apparently cease to exist so the mammals win.

EDIT: Oh and I'm apparently supposed to say that I'm not actually one of the lizard overlords and was not planted here to monitor for mammals that know too much.  I am a normal human being with multiple waste openings and sweat glands.

[Egan_BW]

Hah. You think you're here to monitor humans?

[Folly]

What do you have against bestfruit, aka Oranges?

Oranges are full of deadly citric acid. Great for weaponizing, not so much for eating.

[Dunamisdeos]

Ok so basically we have the Pro-Citrus and Anti-Citric-Acid Antacid parties now.

This is a vast improvement over previous topics.

[redwallzyl]

https://www.npr.org/2018/10/16/657778326/climate-change-could-make-beer-prices-double-study-says

I wonder if this of all things will convince America climate change is something important.

[smjjames]

Ok so basically we have the Pro-Citrus and Anti-Citric-Acid Antacid parties now.

This is a vast improvement over previous topics.

Antacid? You mean formic acid?

[Dunamisdeos]

Ok so basically we have the Pro-Citrus and Anti-Citric-Acid Antacid parties now.

This is a vast improvement over previous topics.

Antacid? You mean formic acid?

Don't give me that independent party shtick. :3