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[wierd]

Because soy oil is not saturated, and thus lacks the mouth feel.

DUH.


The crime is the mislabeling to claim it being based on soy, probably to dupe people into thinking it is healthy or some shit.  No, The mouth feel comes from saturated oils. END. OF. STORY.   You will not get a healthy version of that.

[Kagus]

Well, I mean, palm oil honestly isn't that bad health-wise. It's just the product of rampant, unrestrained and unrestricted industrialization that devastates natural ecosystems and utilizes slave labor while installing itself as de facto rulers by virtue of controlling the local economy.

But it's not strictly unhealthy. For the consumer, anyways.

[scriver]

Say the olive oil spokesman

[LordBaal]

Scriver: So one of those Palm Oil Council creeps got to you too, huh?

Kagus: it's not like that

-Guy dressed as a palm run off from behind the door.

Scriver: YOU'D BETTER RUN, PALM!

^This just happened.

[Kagus]

Look, just because I've been dating Palmela Handerson doesn't mean I've become some sort of sweaty palm-shill. I maintain full professionalism when dealing with sticky matters like these, and I've never muddled my refined morals for the sake of greasing my palms.

Accusations like these are a slippery slope towards crude name-calling, and I'll not be smeared in the press by some slick extra virgin like you.

[MrRoboto75]

extra virgin olive oil vs the CHAD palm oil

[scriver]

Somebody make the meme

[Max™]

Look, I'm a woodworker, so you folks need to fuck off with your shitty ass oils that go rancid (olive, palm, coconut) and let's not even go near the ones with exciting thermodynamics (boiled linseed oil, some danish oil mixtures) that like to turn rags into smoldering timebombs... mineral oil or get the fuck out of here.

I mean yeah, for food it's not ideal, because well... on the upside it is technically zero fat, zero sugar, zero carb, zero calories even... but the downside is the reason it has no nutritional value: unlike bulk or stimulant based laxatives, mineral oil is a lubricating laxative, which is more horrifying than you're probably thinking, and not something I'd recommend if you are fond of any chairs, pants, or haven't treated your hardwood floors properly beforehand.

[Kagus]

I mean yeah, for food it's not ideal, because well... on the upside it is technically zero fat, zero sugar, zero carb, zero calories even...

There's a commented-out line in the code of some SS13 branch where someone wanted to add a cholesterol increase when ingesting oil.

Motor oil.


The line has of course been preserved in its commented-out state for shits and posterity, rather than outright removed.

[Max™]

"For shits and posteriority" I think you meant.

[Naturegirl1999]

"For shits and posteriority" I think you meant.

It was edited, what did it say before?

[Frumple]

It still doesn't say that? Posterity and posteriority aren't quite the same word

[sluissa]

https://twitter.com/MikeGrunwald/status/1225529425187528709

In conclusion, we suck. Sometimes it’s good to be reminded how much we suck, and how it’s possible to suck less.

[wierd]

Thats just UN'MURICAN!

Why, the very IDEA! Such CHEEK!

[Max™]

Ahem, I coined the term as "Suck Less™" for my stock "why can't this car beat that one on this track" answer on the gran turismo boards like a decade ago, needs the caps and tm dammit!