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[bloop_bleep]

If it becomes a C:DDA scenario I would probably have a lot of fun before I'm devoured by a cyborg or something.

[TamerVirus]

Mike Lindell and all his sleeper agents will awaken and he will evolve from Mr. MyPillow to Mr. MyPresident

[martinuzz]

Leader of the Republicans in the Senate, Mitch McConnell, now agrees that Trump did provoke the storming of the Capitol.
'Trump and other powerful people have fed the people lies'.

Another rat leaves the sinking ship

[bloop_bleep]

It concerns me that it seems like if Trump didn't act like such a moron and actually played his cards right, we could have a fascist dictatorship by now.

[martinuzz]

Yes, that remains a concern after he's gone.  What will happen when a similar psychopath who is actually intelligent and capable is chosen for president?

[Vector]

Like Andrew Jackson? :V Goes on our money, I guess ...

[anewaname]

If that Twitter algorithm is finding people that are advocating violence or criminal activity against other Americans, this is good. If they are in the GOP, so what? These people have access to a governing-position-publication-system and are responsible to the rules of that governing body when they use that system. Their personal accounts are fair game to censorship and appeal of that censorship if they break the rules of their contract. If you really have followers, they will accept your email announcements.

Mike Lindell and all his sleeper agents will awaken and he will evolve from Mr. MyPillow to Mr. MyPresident

Being in the middle of a Sopranos binge, it occurred to me that Mr. MyPillow seemed like a street boss, under orders from a mob boss to deliver a plan to the Whitehouse, and that MyPillow is one of his "legit" operations with secondary-business backroom activities.

[Random_Dragon]

If it becomes a C:DDA scenario I would probably have a lot of fun before I'm devoured by a cyborg or something.

We'd all run out of stamina and get mobbed five minutes in if that were the case. XP

[Akura]

If it becomes a C:DDA scenario I would probably have a lot of fun before I'm devoured by a cyborg or something.

We'd all run out of stamina and get mobbed five minutes in if that were the case. XP

Nah, you'd be sniped by a tank drone the second you poked your head out the door.

[delphonso]

Obviously something is gonna happen tomorrow. What will it be?
-FEMA gulags?
-general guy seizing power?
-Hulk Hogan and the NWO using steel chairs to take over?
-Joe Biden ripping his face off to reveal mecha Xi Jingping?
-sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows?
-Kamala dabbing until the sun goes down?
-suddenly zombies?
-JEB?!?

A national guard member breaks the line, pulls up his side arm and drops Biden and Kamala in two shots. Everyone is frozen with shock. The guard pulls of their mask - It's JEB!

[Teneb]

Obviously something is gonna happen tomorrow. What will it be?
-FEMA gulags?
-general guy seizing power?
-Hulk Hogan and the NWO using steel chairs to take over?
-Joe Biden ripping his face off to reveal mecha Xi Jingping?
-sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows?
-Kamala dabbing until the sun goes down?
-suddenly zombies?
-JEB?!?

A national guard member breaks the line, pulls up his side arm and drops Biden and Kamala in two shots. Everyone is frozen with shock. The guard pulls of their mask - It's JEB!

Not to be outdone, the Zodiac Killer himself - Ted Cruz - climbs on stage with a steel chair in hand.

[Rolan7]

Not to be outdone, the Zodiac Killer himself - Ted Cruz - climbs on stage with a steel chair in hand.

No no you're thinking of Rafael Cruz, Ted's father, featured in this pardon:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(This is not a real press release, but the actual talk about a potential Joe Exotic pardon meant I *had to check*.)

Also, I just love the idea of Trump repaying Ted's recent unthinking support by doubling down on his early accusations, *things he actually claimed about Ted Cruz's father*, in the form of a pardon.  Would it be the craziest thing that's happened?

[Dunamisdeos]

Obviously something is gonna happen tomorrow. What will it be?
-FEMA gulags?
-general guy seizing power?
-Hulk Hogan and the NWO using steel chairs to take over?
-Joe Biden ripping his face off to reveal mecha Xi Jingping?
-sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows?
-Kamala dabbing until the sun goes down?
-suddenly zombies?
-JEB?!?

A national guard member breaks the line, pulls up his side arm and drops Biden and Kamala in two shots. Everyone is frozen with shock. The guard pulls of their mask - It's JEB!

Not to be outdone, the Zodiac Killer himself - Ted Cruz - climbs on stage with a steel chair in hand.

Suddenly a terrifying moan cuts through the air: Zombie Nixon has risen. It is crazed for blood and flesh. Now you will know why you fear the right.

[Vector]

Obviously something is gonna happen tomorrow. What will it be?
-FEMA gulags?
-general guy seizing power?
-Hulk Hogan and the NWO using steel chairs to take over?
-Joe Biden ripping his face off to reveal mecha Xi Jingping?
-sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows?
-Kamala dabbing until the sun goes down?
-suddenly zombies?
-JEB?!?

A national guard member breaks the line, pulls up his side arm and drops Biden and Kamala in two shots. Everyone is frozen with shock. The guard pulls of their mask - It's JEB!

Not to be outdone, the Zodiac Killer himself - Ted Cruz - climbs on stage with a steel chair in hand.

Suddenly a terrifying moan cuts through the air: Zombie Nixon has risen. It is crazed for blood and flesh. Now you will know why you fear the right.

Headshot to Biden reveals wires, magic smoke, and blinking LEDs. Biden rips his face off, revealing Mecha Xi Jingping! Kamala dabs in the rainbows refracted from Mecha Xi Jingping's beautiful chromedome.

A moment later, Kamala dabs so hard that her face flies off, revealing Mecha Putin. Her face strikes Mecha Xi Jingping in the face!

Mecha Xi Jingping's face flies off, revealing Mecha Jeb!

Mecha Xi Jingping's face strikes Mecha Putin in the hand! It's super effective! Mecha Putin's hand flies off, revealing another, smaller, MECHA KAMALA!

As the Zodiac Killer and JEB! advance towards Mecha Jeb & Mecha Vladdy Pooty-poot + Minimecha Kamala, Mecha Putin uses his special attack, MR. GORBACHEV TEAR DOWN THIS WALL. It doesn't make sense! It's super effective! He dissolves into 40,000 little Mecha Kamalas and 1 Mecha Biden, who swarm TED!

Then --

[MrRoboto75]

Then --

Trump gets up on stage and shouts, "The Aristocrats!"

Everyone claps.