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[scriver]

33 meters of documents? 

#capitalization-matters


(I feel dirty.)

I mean you joke but that's what I read until you made me think twice about it, if anyone is dirty it's my eurotrash mind

I'm assuming they're actually saying 30 million papers, not meters?

[Frumple]

That's what was trying to be communicated, yes.

[scriver]

Do they even understand how many papers that would be.

Like... so many meters of papers.

[dragdeler]

depends on how large they are really, if we're talking like 1 document = 15 a4 papers with half of it blacked out thats a shitload

if you start stacking optimally, just imagine how many pocketbibles (thin cover, thin paper, many pages) you could stack in a 3m³ if you do it neatly, I bet frumple could sing us a song about it

[Frumple]

the song would be a song of despair at the concept of having time to stack anything neatly

[delphonso]

Assuming 0.1mm thickness of a page of paper - that'd be 3.3 kilometers of stolen documents! And that assumes each document is one page! Barack HUSSEIN Obama could have gotten away with miles of nuclear codes.

If it's 15 pages, that 49.5km - a marathon roughly.

[dragdeler]

Call mar-a-lago and get a glance of our sexy nuclear codes that stretch on for miles.

[MonkeyHead]

... I thought 30m papers was 30 millipapers, which seems such a small amount it could easily be background papers.

[TamerVirus]

our sexy nuclear codes that stretch on for miles.

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[Rolan7]

our sexy nuclear codes that stretch on for miles.

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The Cuban Missile Crisis actually went hot, they just haven't finished entering the code yet.

[Starver]

It didn't help that the entire thing was printed on a dot-matrix with the middle striker broken, so they couldn't tell if all the 0s and 8s were 0s and 8s or 8s and 0s.

(/based on a true story... which took us far longer to actually work out the reason for the printing anomaly than it really should have...)

[Dunamisdeos]

Frumple sings???

[Frumple]

not in hearing of other people, no, but the point still stands

... have occasionally dabbled in song writing, but it's all incomplete bits that are questionably allowed to be posted on the forum due to being wildly vulgar doggerel stuff, so.

[Lord Shonus]

It is worth noting that I've seen several clips of Fox News hosts stamping down hard on the "Obama documents" claim, and outright stating that what Obama did was perfectly above board. At least one such instance (during a panel discussion where a guest brought it up), the host also shit on the "I declassified it" excuse, stating that there's a process and a paper trail that has to be followed.

Not all of Fox is getting in line with that at this point, but having Fox opposing his version of the narrative at all is very bad for Trump. Particularly with OANN basically dead.

[delphonso]

They're just positioning on the fence. If it looks like Trump will dodge charges and consequences, they'll get back in line.