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[EuchreJack]

Eh, I think "most people" use VPN because their employers require it.

That is the less fun answer, yes.

[scriver]

ATM porn? Most ATMs ad far as I know no longer let you make deposits

[hector13]

ATM porn? Most ATMs ad far as I know no longer let you make deposits

You have to push its buttons just right.

[MrRoboto75]

ATM porn?

when the HE Advanced Tactical Missiles hit just right

[Max™]

I thought it was Anti-Tank Missile?

[nenjin]

No, it's an Anti-Anti-Missile-Missile-Missile.

[Max™]

That'll be handy if the bear bear bear armies decide to lay siege to hill hill hill hill hill by destroying one of the many bridges over the river river.

[None]

The indictment hearing is underway. Arraignment is happening now.

[MorleyDev]

34 felonies.

It starts.

[McTraveller]

I'm disappointed that the plea was not interesting.

[Il Palazzo]

I wish this went more like:
- You! Why you think he done it?
- One, just look at him. Second, there's all this, like, evidence and shit.
- I'm innocent!
- That's not what the other lawyer said.
- Yo, check this out: The judge should be like - guilty! Peace.

[jipehog]

No bad publicity for Trump from this one.

[MorleyDev]

Indictment released: https://www.manhattanda.org/district-attorney-bragg-announces-34-count-felony-indictment-of-former-president-donald-j-trump/

In one instance, American Media Inc. (“AMI”), paid $30,000 to a former Trump Tower doorman, who claimed to have a story about a child TRUMP had out of wedlock. 

In a second instance, AMI paid $150,000 to a woman who alleged she had a sexual relationship with TRUMP. When TRUMP explicitly directed a lawyer who then worked for the Trump Organization as TRUMP’s Special Counsel (“Special Counsel”) to reimburse AMI in cash, the Special Counsel indicated to TRUMP that the payment should be made via a shell company and not by cash. AMI ultimately declined to accept reimbursement after consulting their counsel. AMI, which later admitted its conduct was unlawful in an agreement with federal prosecutors, made false entries in its business records concerning the true purpose of the $150,000 payment.

In a third instance – 12 days before the presidential general election – the Special Counsel wired $130,000 to an attorney for an adult film actress. The Special Counsel, who has since pleaded guilty and served time in prison for making the illegal campaign contribution, made the payment through a shell corporation funded through a bank in Manhattan.

After winning the election, TRUMP reimbursed the Special Counsel through a series of monthly checks, first from the Donald J. Trump Revocable Trust – created in New York to hold the Trump Organization’s assets during TRUMP’s presidency – and later from TRUMP’s bank account. In total, 11 checks were issued for a phony purpose. Nine of those checks were signed by TRUMP. Each check was processed by the Trump Organization and illegally disguised as a payment for legal services rendered pursuant to a non-existent retainer agreement. In total, 34 false entries were made in New York business records to conceal the initial covert $130,000 payment. Further, participants in the scheme took steps that mischaracterized, for tax purposes, the true nature of the reimbursements.

Charges: Falsifying Business Records in the First Degree, a class E felony, 34 counts

that last one...sounds new? Unless I missed it, been hard to keep up with the last few seasons of the USA show...

[nenjin]

Taxes is how they got Al Capone so.....

That said, I feel like the result is probably going to be "fines" rather than "jail time."

[jipehog]

If its just 'fines' then he just paying for prime time publicity. Going from someone most news stopped talking about to someone everyone talks about, and that being around the GOP nomination is self defeating..